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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What do woman really want to here in that first message im never sure what the right approach is, just being polite, flattery, straight to the point x
What is it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do woman really want to here in that first message im never sure what the right approach is, just being polite, flattery, straight to the point x
What is it x"
Which woman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They want to know that you have read their profile.
Pick up on things they like and what you like.
Find a commonality and talk about that. Have they gone to a specific club? Maybe you could hook onto something in their write up to talk about.
Keep away from sex talk. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They want to know that you have read their profile.
Pick up on things they like and what you like.
Find a commonality and talk about that. Have they gone to a specific club? Maybe you could hook onto something in their write up to talk about.
Keep away from sex talk."
I never mention sex on a first message i do read profiles some womans profiles have very little on it lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe if you just acknowledge something from their profile - at least then we know you've read it, and we are assuming coz your messaging you fill the criteria of what we want! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"whatever you do write, make sure its not a cut & paste job that you previously posted to a couple and forgot to proofread before sending again  "
Wow! You too huh?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They want to know that you have read their profile.
Pick up on things they like and what you like.
Find a commonality and talk about that. Have they gone to a specific club? Maybe you could hook onto something in their write up to talk about.
Keep away from sex talk.
I never mention sex on a first message i do read profiles some womans profiles have very little on it lol x"
Then stay away. If they cannot put anything into a profile what are they putting into a meet?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't care what is written - I'll only respond if there's a clear close up face pic of someone I like the look of.
Messages from dick pics and 'meet now' nobheads, just get binned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once again helping out...
"Dear (insert name of random tart here)
I haven't bothered to read your profile as quite frankly if it takes you more than 5 paragraphs to describe what you are like and what you are looking for, you are probably sexually frustrated, any less than that and you arent too picky and dont really know what you want, hence my message.
I could now go on to impress you with a series of compliments; however let's be frank, you have read them all before and I have sent them all before, to other women obviously (keep up) so let's not waste each others time.
Regarding your preferences; although I match very few of them, okay just the one (male), I am that "off chance" that you deny exists. Let's be honest, you put them there to out men with no commitment (or an over developed sense of self awareness... suckers).
Please find attached 6 photos of my cock (taken at a graduating 60 degree angle; so 0, 60, 120, 180....., if you don't know what comes next my cock is 10 inches long)
I know you asked for my face pic, but play fair; neither of us is walking a red carpet this lifetime.
So... drop me a line... what's the worst that can happen...?
Later
(Spunkymcspunkmeister)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once again helping out...
"Dear (insert name of random tart here)
I haven't bothered to read your profile as quite frankly if it takes you more than 5 paragraphs to describe what you are like and what you are looking for, you are probably sexually frustrated, any less than that and you arent too picky and dont really know what you want, hence my message.
I could now go on to impress you with a series of compliments; however let's be frank, you have read them all before and I have sent them all before, to other women obviously (keep up) so let's not waste each others time.
Regarding your preferences; although I match very few of them, okay just the one (male), I am that "off chance" that you deny exists. Let's be honest, you put them there to out men with no commitment (or an over developed sense of self awareness... suckers).
Please find attached 6 photos of my cock (taken at a graduating 60 degree angle; so 0, 60, 120, 180....., if you don't know what comes next my cock is 10 inches long)
I know you asked for my face pic, but play fair; neither of us is walking a red carpet this lifetime.
So... drop me a line... what's the worst that can happen...?
Later
(Spunkymcspunkmeister)
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Plagiarism sir. Damned plagiarism! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once again helping out...
"Dear (insert name of random tart here)
I haven't bothered to read your profile as quite frankly if it takes you more than 5 paragraphs to describe what you are like and what you are looking for, you are probably sexually frustrated, any less than that and you arent too picky and dont really know what you want, hence my message.
I could now go on to impress you with a series of compliments; however let's be frank, you have read them all before and I have sent them all before, to other women obviously (keep up) so let's not waste each others time.
Regarding your preferences; although I match very few of them, okay just the one (male), I am that "off chance" that you deny exists. Let's be honest, you put them there to out men with no commitment (or an over developed sense of self awareness... suckers).
Please find attached 6 photos of my cock (taken at a graduating 60 degree angle; so 0, 60, 120, 180....., if you don't know what comes next my cock is 10 inches long)
I know you asked for my face pic, but play fair; neither of us is walking a red carpet this lifetime.
So... drop me a line... what's the worst that can happen...?
Later
(Spunkymcspunkmeister)
Plagiarism sir. Damned plagiarism!"
Shouldn't have sent that message to my fake femme profile... that'll learn ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP. The most valuable piece of advice I can give you is, DO NOT listen to any of the men here.... You'll thank me one day  . "
One day I will be the only man left on here and then we can test that "I wouldn't sleep with you, even if you were the last man on fab" mwahahaha  |
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"They want to know that you have read their profile.
Pick up on things they like and what you like.
Find a commonality and talk about that. Have they gone to a specific club? Maybe you could hook onto something in their write up to talk about.
Keep away from sex talk."
What they said and include a face pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pfft she has a child and gets no sleep. Doesn't know what she is talking about.
Lots of sage advice from the bredren up above OP "
I'm on a higher level of consciousness as a result, I'll have you know... It makes me even more knowledgeable than I was previously, Mr Swinger ... You'll do okay with me OP  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP. The most valuable piece of advice I can give you is, DO NOT listen to any of the men here.... You'll thank me one day .
One day I will be the only man left on here and then we can test that "I wouldn't sleep with you, even if you were the last man on fab" mwahahaha "
You mean I'll have to venture... Outside?...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP. The most valuable piece of advice I can give you is, DO NOT listen to any of the men here.... You'll thank me one day .
One day I will be the only man left on here and then we can test that "I wouldn't sleep with you, even if you were the last man on fab" mwahahaha
You mean I'll have to venture... Outside?... "
I do house calls.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP. The most valuable piece of advice I can give you is, DO NOT listen to any of the men here.... You'll thank me one day .
One day I will be the only man left on here and then we can test that "I wouldn't sleep with you, even if you were the last man on fab" mwahahaha
You mean I'll have to venture... Outside?...
I do house calls...."
I'll leave the door unlocked then... Just let yourself in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP. The most valuable piece of advice I can give you is, DO NOT listen to any of the men here.... You'll thank me one day .
One day I will be the only man left on here and then we can test that "I wouldn't sleep with you, even if you were the last man on fab" mwahahaha
You mean I'll have to venture... Outside?...
I do house calls....
I'll leave the door unlocked then... Just let yourself in "
The bucket of whitewash trick never works twice...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ask them if they fancy a fuck or how much they charge per hour. Always works for me."
Do I really have to add the girls too? Come on Meli you know better than that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP. The most valuable piece of advice I can give you is, DO NOT listen to any of the men here.... You'll thank me one day .
One day I will be the only man left on here and then we can test that "I wouldn't sleep with you, even if you were the last man on fab" mwahahaha
You mean I'll have to venture... Outside?...
I do house calls....
I'll leave the door unlocked then... Just let yourself in
The bucket of whitewash trick never works twice... "
Damn....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ask them if they fancy a fuck or how much they charge per hour. Always works for me.
Do I really have to add the girls too? Come on Meli you know better than that "
You can fight the tide or ride the waves.
Hop on |
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