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There a girl at work that I like but not so sure she likes me she hugs me but her head again my chest when we do she told me she gett none at all what could I do to make sure I'm not reading this wrong |
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"She fell over in front of me before and I picked her up"
I hope you reported it to the health and safety officer. Hey....do you think she pretended to fall so you could 'rescue' her? I'd make that coffee a glass of wine after work. |
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"That's dreadful advice!  it's a warehouse full of things that stick out over yellow lines and such "
In which case his chances of getting inside her have increased exponentially |
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"There a girl at work that I like but not so sure she likes me she hugs me but her head again my chest when we do she told me she gett none at all what could I do to make sure I'm not reading this wrong "
Does she have a partner? If yes, leave it. If no, ask her for her number or out for a drink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I don't get to talk to her much as it a warehouse and there lots of drivers around loading "
That's a shit excuse, you're not a teenager. They're not gonna take the piss out of you for asking a woman out.
Why put obstacles up for yourself? |
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"I think I will try to talk to her next time I see her and ask if she want some  "
Maybe just start with seeing if she'd like an after work coffee instead eh? Stop thinking with your cock |
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If this is genuine and you're seeking advice, ask her for a coffee. Treat her respectfully, if that goes well then try and see if she'll see you again. 
If it's just a wank fantasy, yeah just ask her next time if 'she wants some' 
Good luck my friend! |
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"If I got my cock out she would run a miles I ask her if she want to meet up for a drink sometime "
Be more assertive: name a place and say after work - put the idea into her head that it will be happening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just try it. She'll either hop on or we save you money. It's a win win situation. Better than money supermarket. Then you can have a wank and you're guaranteed an orgasm unless your arm goes dead.
That's the ultimate feeling of rejection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I got my cock out she would run a miles I ask her if she want to meet up for a drink sometime "
I have a feeling the 'get your cock out and chase her' advice may have been a little tongue in cheek. So, yeah, don't do that  |
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"Not working today so asking her today would be hard"
Sounds like my cock. *ahem*
Cough cough
Ask her for a coffee tomorrow - if she likes you she will say yes and if she doesn't she will say no. Although, she might say no but like you anyway. |
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Just got to ask her 2 questions.
1 do you fuck on first dates.
2 does you dad own a brewery.
Lol
Serious note ask her. Out for a drink/meal. She can yes or no. If you don't ask it's no.
The old saying if you don't ask you don't get.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Right, enough with being silly now. What you really need to do, you've seen Grease right? The movie?
John Travolta in Grease. The coolest dude you've ever seen. Chicks just fall for him and he's drowning in pussy. What you need to do is base your style on that bad boy. Women love it, go crazy for it. So get yourself one of those bad boy leather jackets, make sure it's 2 sizes too small so you can't button it up. Grab some nice tight fitting jeans and rock the slick back hair look using at least 4 different types of hair gel at once.
Next time you see her, just give her the smoothest, sexiest wink you can - pointing both fingers at her with thumbs up a'la Fonze from happy days.
"Hey baby, wanna come for a ride on my motorcycle?"
Guarantee her knickers will be soaking.
You could even consider growing in an amazing moustache like Freddie Mercury. He also rocked the leather jacket look and had many, many sexual partners. |
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"Not working today so asking her today would be hard
Sounds like my cock. *ahem*
Cough cough
Ask her for a coffee tomorrow - if she likes you she will say yes and if she doesn't she will say no. Although, she might say no but like you anyway. "
Although she may say yes because she likes him as a friend,tricky one eh! A glass of wine sound's a bit more datey rather than a coffee which can be more chummy. Anyway leave it to long and someone else get in there before you. |
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When you do The Fonz thumbs up, then turn them slowly down so they are pointing at your crotch. If you see her pupils dilate then wriggle them, if she looks disgusted change the manoeuvre into a 'where's me wallet?' move. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talked to she want to go out for a drink sometime but she work when I'm not and I work when she off "
Well at least you asked and now you know where you stand.
Imagine the regrets if you never asked at all and it was left as a 'what if..'
Plenty more fish out there my friend. Good luck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talked to she want to go out for a drink sometime but she work when I'm not and I work when she off "
How do you see her if you don't work at the same time? |
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"Talked to she want to go out for a drink sometime but she work when I'm not and I work when she off
Is there no time at all when you're both off?"
It doesnt make sense. They have to be at work at the same time, that's how he knows her, so should have some common time off?
Did she just use 'no time off' as an excuse OP? If so, time to move on. |
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"There a girl at work that I like but not so sure she likes me she hugs me but her head again my chest when we do she told me she gett none at all what could I do to make sure I'm not reading this wrong "
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