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"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle." Same here..completely bolloxed up my week off and every single play plan I had made. | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! " Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. | |||
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"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle. Same here..completely bolloxed up my week off and every single play plan I had made." Same here. Even worse is if you've booked hotel, got babysitter and so on. I'm just as pissed off as the guy I'll bet. At least he hasn't got to deal with a period on top of it. | |||
"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle. Same here..completely bolloxed up my week off and every single play plan I had made." Me three, rather fucked up Manchester last weekend 
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"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. " Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! | |||
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"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Only if they have a regular cycle. | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Not if they don't have a regular cycle. It's fucking annoying. | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Not all the time! I have the implant and hardly ever have a period, doesn't mean some spotting may occur at any point  | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Not always. I have implant in so I don't have a regular period I can have months of no period then I can have it on and off for weeks or I can bleed 1 day and not nxt | |||
"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle." This. Felt awful about it too as sure the dates were absolutely correct, Infact they were but the body said otherwise. We take arranged meets very seriously and never cancel, unless...... | |||
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"Someone started one of these the other day, he had been cancelled on because his meet had forgot the coca cola truck was in Carlisle now that's a belter" That's understandable if the meet had kids though.. They do love the coca cola truck | |||
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"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle." Same. I do always let them know as soon as I do but I can go for a few months not having one and then... I have to admit to sending a rather graphic photo to the last couple who accused me of time wasting and told me I was just a man looking for a wank. | |||
"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle." Thank you, I am in exactly the same position as you and I know guys don't believe me!! | |||
"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle. Same. I do always let them know as soon as I do but I can go for a few months not having one and then... I have to admit to sending a rather graphic photo to the last couple who accused me of time wasting and told me I was just a man looking for a wank." Haha! The men in question have always been really understanding about it with me, sounds like I've got off lightly | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! " We have on a couple of occasions had to cancel because of periods, Alexis went through a couple of years of unpredictable periods it happens but once they hit then we know we are free for a few weeks at least. | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " I don't in recent months. They have been all over the place. | |||
"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle. Same. I do always let them know as soon as I do but I can go for a few months not having one and then... I have to admit to sending a rather graphic photo to the last couple who accused me of time wasting and told me I was just a man looking for a wank. Haha! The men in question have always been really understanding about it with me, sounds like I've got off lightly "You have. I'd even spoken to them on the phone and skyped them. I'm not sure if I should be flattered that I have such a husky voice or sad that my face is so mannish... | |||
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"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Have to disagree with you there. At one point I was having a period every two weeks! | |||
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"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Due yes, exactly when, absolutely no. | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! Not if they don't have a regular cycle. It's fucking annoying." Exactly..I should have been able to play from midweek..came on 5 days late so cancelled plans..then finished early so could have played! (Grrrrrr) | |||
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"I've only had the one, but it was priceless! He fell over and scrapped his arm over the weekend. He send photographic evidence too. I've seen worse scrapes on my niece's knee "What a fool. I certainly wouldn't cancel on any meet with you. Even if my arm was in plaster. | |||
I seem to pick some real heroes on here. | |||
"Meanest reason given for no show: he was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before.
I seem to pick some real heroes on here."I had exactly this reason last week! | |||
"Meanest reason given for no show: he was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before.
I seem to pick some real heroes on here."You could of offered to join them | |||
"Meanest reason given for no show: he was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before.
I seem to pick some real heroes on here.
I had exactly this reason last week! "thats terrible | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Some do. I don't. They are absolutely all over the place. I can go anything from two weeks in between to two months. It's a right pain. I've never missed a meet though luckily. Just clubs. | |||
"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle." Same here, I don't really know when I'm due so have had to cancel in the past | |||
"Meanest reason given for no show: he was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before.
I seem to pick some real heroes on here.
You could of offered to join them "Thats not my thing. | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Not when you've spent half your adult life 5'7" & weighing less than 7st you don't!! Plays merry hell with your insides
I can have a period every 2-3 weeks and then only have mild pmt & nothing for months..
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"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! " Ive uses the stuck in work one but I was genuinely stuck in work, she was a fucking better as Well. | |||
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"We've had a few but my favourite. .. "I'm waiting in for four new tyres"" He should of walked there  | |||
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"Do we have a new definition of time waster? I thought that anyone was free to cancel at any time, it doesn't make you a time waster" When they let me know why they've not turned up half an hour after I got to the meet then they've wasted my time. | |||
" Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! Some do. I don't. They are absolutely all over the place. I can go anything from two weeks in between to two months. It's a right pain. I've never missed a meet though luckily. Just clubs. " I'm a bit shocked that a women posted the "offending" comment. I'm totally irregular, have no warning and have been like that for about 10 years. I've just had nothing for 3 months then 3 in 6 weeks
Fortunately so far I've somehow managed to time them between meets / clubs.
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"Sorry we cant make it today , the Bin Lorry has broken down and we can't get the car off the drive "Credit for originality. Actually, it's so random it's probably true. Nita | |||
"We've had a few but my favourite. .. "I'm waiting in for four new tyres"" That's a thing, they're like half the price buying them online than rolling up at a garage. | |||
"Sorry we cant make it today , the Bin Lorry has broken down and we can't get the car off the drive
Credit for originality. Actually, it's so random it's probably true.
Nita"Probably.......... Knowing scunny council | |||
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"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle. Same. I do always let them know as soon as I do but I can go for a few months not having one and then... I have to admit to sending a rather graphic photo to the last couple who accused me of time wasting and told me I was just a man looking for a wank." I have the implant and when I first had it I bled for months, i also admit I sent a pic to someone as 'proof' because I was apparently timewasting. Never heard from him again | |||
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" Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! Some do. I don't. They are absolutely all over the place. I can go anything from two weeks in between to two months. It's a right pain. I've never missed a meet though luckily. Just clubs. I'm a bit shocked that a women posted the "offending" comment. I'm totally irregular, have no warning and have been like that for about 10 years. I've just had nothing for 3 months then 3 in 6 weeks
Fortunately so far I've somehow managed to time them between meets / clubs.
Nita"I was the same right until I went on birth control! It's a 3 weeks on one week off one, so now I know down to within a couple of hours when it should start! God knows what would happen if I went back off it though!! | |||
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"'I lost my phone and couldn't contact you to cancel' seems to be a favourite "So many phones go missing don't they???? pathetic | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! " Period play never bothers me..the time I really like a good tonguing. | |||
"Meanest reason given for no show: he was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before.
I seem to pick some real heroes on here.
I had exactly this reason last week! "Some men on here are obviously getting far more than their fair share! | |||
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"Periods. It's always periods. Unless it's a sick kid." It's not an excuse when it's a reason | |||
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"Nicked there balls whilst shaving "A friend of ours actually did this before a meet only it was more than just a 'nick'. Trimming the hairs with a sharp kitchen knife he managed to slice into his nutsack so badly you could actually see one of his bollocks. He ended up in A&E and phoned us begging us to explain to his meet that he wasn't a time waster (we knew her as well). | |||
"Nicked there balls whilst shaving
A friend of ours actually did this before a meet only it was more than just a 'nick'. Trimming the hairs with a sharp kitchen knife he managed to slice into his nutsack so badly you could actually see one of his bollocks. He ended up in A&E and phoned us begging us to explain to his meet that he wasn't a time waster (we knew her as well)."Oh my god! Poor man!! | |||
"Periods. It's always periods. Unless it's a sick kid." Yeah the two things women can't do much about. | |||
"Nicked there balls whilst shaving
A friend of ours actually did this before a meet only it was more than just a 'nick'. Trimming the hairs with a sharp kitchen knife he managed to slice into his nutsack so badly you could actually see one of his bollocks. He ended up in A&E and phoned us begging us to explain to his meet that he wasn't a time waster (we knew her as well)."You've just made up my mind to stay "Neatly trimmed"
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"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Not necessarily! Naturally, mine could sometimes still turn up a whole week early. I now have a contraceptive implant in my arm which mostly means no periods but they can and do still show up with absolutely NO regular pattern - Could be 6 months, could be two, could be nothing for a whole year. I'll be damned if I'm expected to know when it's going to happen! - Amy. x | |||
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"Nicked there balls whilst shaving
A friend of ours actually did this before a meet only it was more than just a 'nick'. Trimming the hairs with a sharp kitchen knife he managed to slice into his nutsack so badly you could actually see one of his bollocks. He ended up in A&E and phoned us begging us to explain to his meet that he wasn't a time waster (we knew her as well).
You've just made up my mind to stay "Neatly trimmed"
S"Sorry but wasn't that asking for trouble? I mean, a sharp kitchen knife is for cutting steak or something, not shaving your balls! Methinks a little common sense might have stood your friend in good stead! | |||
 some men don't get that. | |||
"Nicked there balls whilst shaving
A friend of ours actually did this before a meet only it was more than just a 'nick'. Trimming the hairs with a sharp kitchen knife he managed to slice into his nutsack so badly you could actually see one of his bollocks. He ended up in A&E and phoned us begging us to explain to his meet that he wasn't a time waster (we knew her as well).
You've just made up my mind to stay "Neatly trimmed"
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Sorry but wasn't that asking for trouble? I mean, a sharp kitchen knife is for cutting steak or something, not shaving your balls! Methinks a little common sense might have stood your friend in good stead! "I was thinking that too, but plenty have "nicked" themselves with a razor.. S | |||
"I've now had - on two seperate occasions- a loved one ( sister and son) being in a car accident that's life threatening! Hence no contact or messages before planned meet Yet the next day asking for another chance to meet? Ummmmmmm!!!! " proper Jonah you babe am keeping well away | |||
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I care for mum full time and often has bouts of illness, mini strokes, fits and often rushed into hospital
Sod's law this happens when I've a meet arranged
On a few occasions had to cancel at last minute
It can't be helped
Most are understanding but a few still deem me as a timewaster although when chatting I do explain my situation | |||
"I very often get called a timewaster
I care for mum full time and often has bouts of illness, mini strokes, fits and often rushed into hospital
Sod's law this happens when I've a meet arranged
On a few occasions had to cancel at last minute
It can't be helped
Most are understanding but a few still deem me as a timewaster although when chatting I do explain my situation "This for us too. Our little boy is severely mentally and physically disabled along with epilepsy, other health issues and a poor immune system, and he can take a bad turn at any moment. We try to let potential meets know that we may have to cancel last minute but some will still spit their dummy out or call you a liar. But hey ho, being called a "timewaster" (although our opinion differs as to what a timewaster is) is the least of our worries! | |||
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"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle. Same here..completely bolloxed up my week off and every single play plan I had made." Me too! Mine are completely random. Some months I won't get one, others I will. Sometimes they last a day, sometimes they last 10 days. Shit happens, it shouldn't make me a time waster. I have been lucky so far but I'm sure I won't always be. Eve. X | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " I went through several months of havin a period every two weeks or so. Then had a coil fitted and never know when or if I'll take a period. Not everyone has regular cycles. | |||
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"Her cat was ill! Think that was the 2nd excuse,can't remember what the 1st n 3rd were but I remember I quickly lost interest in being pen pals after that! A poorly pussy "To be fair though,I was wasting my own time when I bothered to continue communication. So I'm the time waster in this tale! | |||
"I've called off for periods before. I'm not a time waster, I just have an irregular and unpredictable cycle." Same here, in fact it really upsets me terribly to have to cancel a play date if my period starts early, I've had to do this twice now, and I feel really bad especially when a guy has had to reorganize his work schedule to meet me, and then we can't
I am certainly not a time waster, in fact periods suck really bad as I am always more horny at that time of the month yet am unable to do anything about it! | |||
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"They said they got lost.... Then they got lost again( after I gave them a second chance at a meet)... I blocked them after that. " Haha you don't want someone who can't find their way | |||
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"Nicked there balls whilst shaving
A friend of ours actually did this before a meet only it was more than just a 'nick'. Trimming the hairs with a sharp kitchen knife he managed to slice into his nutsack so badly you could actually see one of his bollocks. He ended up in A&E and phoned us begging us to explain to his meet that he wasn't a time waster (we knew her as well).
You've just made up my mind to stay "Neatly trimmed"
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Sorry but wasn't that asking for trouble? I mean, a sharp kitchen knife is for cutting steak or something, not shaving your balls! Methinks a little common sense might have stood your friend in good stead!
I was thinking that too, but plenty have "nicked" themselves with a razor..
S"OOps my mistake, that should have read scissors, you know, the ones with the yellow handle. | |||
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"Shitter x he probably did, I hate to say it, just probably not with you, I went for a meet in the week, first in a month, all the flirting, good signs, getting on good, sexual tension, am certain she got an offer mid meeting as she just went cold, so I left, new veri 3 hrs later, some random in a hotel, on the profile says no hotels etc, when questioned, I had got her so horny she fucked someone else, and I was in the wrong for being bothered,should i even bother with her again? Was a 70 mile round trip,and I feel took for a complete twat, but she actually seems like a nice girl, instinct says forget it, so I'm not gonna ask again, its upto her, if she is as genuine as she claims, happy to meet but getting a muffled,saying forget it, what to do??? I don't know" You most definitely should not contact her again. Clearly u did not do it for her or she would not have left you for some other guy. Keep your pride & keep away from her | |||
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"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Not if they are in the menopause!!!!!! | |||
"Stuck at work & periods!!! Pisses me off, if they can't arsed of had a change of heart then man the fuck up & just say ....far more respect for honesty than lies! Maybe they have got a period. It's like one whole week out of every four. One in four chance is pretty high odds. Women know when periods are due or there round abouts! " Not if they are in the menopause!!!!!! | |||
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Some funny stories though | |||
"We.ve had them all over the years Family dying Pets dying Car breaking down Etc etc Luckily in the past we always had a plan B" My last 2 meets have both had grandparents die and had to cancel. | |||
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"One cancellation (by somebody I have carefully selected as wanting to meet) is ok Two cancellations (by same) is suspicious. Three is an instant dismissal and block! "Wow you're forgiving. I give one chance then they're blocked I've had fibre engineer called out on emergency and had no way of contacting me as he had no signal Swinging Girlfriend wouldn't let him out but he could get away from wife Son was depressed Power steering seals needed replacing I've still gone on a meet with a broken leg | |||
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" Not sure car will make the journey " I get that one a lot. Some dodgy cars out there. | |||
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