So I've won the lottery and I've bought a huge plot of land to build THE perfect swingers village
Who wants to buy a house(could be a holiday home) and what features do you want built in to your house or the village, mountain,coast,sea view, on the beach ? Nothing's to much trouble
I'll start with a pub on the village green with a river running through the beer garden  |
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over a year ago
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"Too late. It already exists.
Of course it's not to late, you don't give up because someone else has done something "
I'd like to invent the Internet.... |
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"Too late. It already exists.
Of course it's not to late, you don't give up because someone else has done something
I'd like to invent the Internet...."
Good for you, just make sure you get rid of its bad points and do it better, you'll be a trillionaire |
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"Shutters on the windows to stop the single blokes wanking onto the glass."
Not planning on selling to many single guys and those that are will be checked through a vetting process my my female site managers |
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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago
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As this is a fantasy and will work perfectly...
I think I'll retrain as a blacksmith. Because of course we'll all need things smithing. I can jus stand there all muscular and dripping in sweat and hitting things with a big hammer.
Mrs is damn good at baking and cakes so I guess could run the patisserie. Wearing nothing but stockings and suspenders and the odd dusting of powdered sugar. Of course could bake bread from heat of the forge.
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"As this is a fantasy and will work perfectly...
I think I'll retrain as a blacksmith. Because of course we'll all need things smithing. I can jus stand there all muscular and dripping in sweat and hitting things with a big hammer.
Mrs is damn good at baking and cakes so I guess could run the patisserie. Wearing nothing but stockings and suspenders and the odd dusting of powdered sugar. Of course could bake bread from heat of the forge.
-Matt"
Both yourself and mrs have passed the interview procedure and have been accepted for the village, I'll reserve a plot big enough for both businesses.
You'll be in demand for making dungeon equipment and can you train to do horse shoes as I want to attract a few horse owning jodhpur wearing ladies |
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A luxury holiday home with a sea view, pool and jacuzzi.
Can we also suggest a Fab band to play at the pub of a weekend. It will need lots of members so everyone gets a chance for naughty play too. Cal will nominate himself as drummer 
Nita |
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"A luxury holiday home with a sea view, pool and jacuzzi.
Can we also suggest a Fab band to play at the pub of a weekend. It will need lots of members so everyone gets a chance for naughty play too. Cal will nominate himself as drummer
Nita"
love a guy who does as his mrs tells him- |
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"Signs for the doors
Playing
Not playing
Cuddling
Drinking
Sobbing in a pit of despair "
I aim to have a team of men in uniform to visit those women sobbing in despair in a village fire truck to provide cake tea and cuddles |
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"A luxury holiday home with a sea view, pool and jacuzzi.
Can we also suggest a Fab band to play at the pub of a weekend. It will need lots of members so everyone gets a chance for naughty play too. Cal will nominate himself as drummer
Nita"
Your sea view plot has been reserved and is down to be built to spec as we speak.
Fab band and live music is definitely on the cards for the pub |
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"mr m is the gardener loves a neat bush and mrs m is the village cleaning maid stockings & heels of course "
You're both accepted, I want my village to be neatly trimmed without any wild bushes on show.
Any preference for your house plot |
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"A luxury holiday home with a sea view, pool and jacuzzi.
Can we also suggest a Fab band to play at the pub of a weekend. It will need lots of members so everyone gets a chance for naughty play too. Cal will nominate himself as drummer
Nita
Your sea view plot has been reserved and is down to be built to spec as we speak.
Fab band and live music is definitely on the cards for the pub"
Nice one.
And yes, Cal is quite well trained. |
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"Don't forget the village school ( keep the little ones occupied whilst mummies and daddies have fun)
I shall be the school mistress. 
That's the kind of attitude my village needs, you're hired "
Best get my uniform sorted then. |
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"mr m is the gardener loves a neat bush and mrs m is the village cleaning maid stockings & heels of course
You're both accepted, I want my village to be neatly trimmed without any wild bushes on show.
Any preference for your house plot"
overlooking the village green hottub required of course  |
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"mr m is the gardener loves a neat bush and mrs m is the village cleaning maid stockings & heels of course
You're both accepted, I want my village to be neatly trimmed without any wild bushes on show.
Any preference for your house plot
overlooking the village green hottub required of course "
Sorted although one of the pubs on the green so you'll have to be ok with a bit of noise from the live bands |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think you will need more than lottery winnings to build a village "
Well I don't know, a static caravan park on the beach would be ok, An electric perimeter fence to keep me and the other single guys out. an automated anti aircraft battery to deter para gliders and parachutists because some of the wankers can be persistent. Ok you are going to need patrol dogs, as I have a spade  |
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