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Ruin a first date in 4 words!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As the title says what 4 words can ruin a first date.
I'll start:
I have genital herpes!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm already married but... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello, how are you?
What? Always works for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I brought my kids..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hitler, wasn't he great? |
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Fancy a fuck Hun?
Gets me nowhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not on the curtains" |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Love your eye bags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just got out prison |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come meet my mum |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
That's an interesting outfit... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Your sister was nicer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck
Me
Your
Ugly!"
You beat me to that one. I have nothing else... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does this smell funny? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi. I'm James Blunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ouch, this tag's tight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was expecting femininity "
are you quoting from experience? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im on the blob |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
You must be joking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have stalked you |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I was expecting femininity
are you quoting from experience? "
No, I do my due diligence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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erm who are you |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"ouch, this tag's tight "
Quoting from experience? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please fertilise my eggs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i am a sociapath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck right off, dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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vice squad! quick run! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Please fertilise my eggs"
Hi there, I'm pregnant... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Didn't know your pregnant |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Hmmm.... Psoriasis or dandruff? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ouch, this tag's tight
Quoting from experience? "
original |
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"vice squad! quick run!"
Winner winner, chicken dinner |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"ouch, this tag's tight
Quoting from experience?
original "
Something I said? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You were on Jezza! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please fertilise my eggs
Hi there, I'm pregnant..."
What'll we call it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You look just like mum
Ads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meet outside GUM Clinic? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ergh brush your teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Such a good friend |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Please fertilise my eggs
Hi there, I'm pregnant...
What'll we call it?"
I am exprcting twins...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please fertilise my eggs
Hi there, I'm pregnant...
What'll we call it?
I am exprcting twins...
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Always up for twos-up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does your arse talk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm Keith Vaz" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You voted leave too?" |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
...just call me Grandad... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You voted leave too?""
That would make me want to stay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really love you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's my gaffer tape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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have you any imodium? |
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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago
north kensington w10 |
"As the title says what 4 words can ruin a first date.
I'll start:
I have genital herpes!
Ads"
You fancy a fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just out of jail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey, fancy an enema? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know your wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey up fat arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ignore the ankle tag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, I'm on parole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey up fat arse "
i like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Er, um, hi Dad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'll need rubber gloves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your dad is bigger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your mum was dirty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your dad is bigger. "
Your mum says hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you have condoms? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does this look infected? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your dad is bigger. "
You're mum is prettier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get in the van |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it in yet ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, pull my finger..."
I can picture you saying that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Didn't think you looked that old in the picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a goth |
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Since joining the conservative party... |
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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago
Southampton |
Your 2009 holiday looked nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have eye crusties |
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Meet my wife( blah) insert wife's name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know your wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can you see it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You scrub up OK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, you're paying, yes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My God,you're ugly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come meet my mum"
can my mum watch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fock this, I'm off |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
You're paying for dinner |
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By *rozacMan
over a year ago
london |
HI!!!!! I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, I'm Cliff Richard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh. i was expecting better.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That was YOUR mum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rampage through your foof? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rampage through your foof?"
Hedgehop through lady garden? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rampage through your foof?
Hedgehop through lady garden? "
Come scrump my melons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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**Peers over her shoulder at restaurant doorway**
Her: what's wrong?
Him: Just saw the wife.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**Peers over her shoulder at restaurant doorway**
Her: what's wrong?
Him: Just saw the wife.
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Rookie error ~ don't shit on your own doorstep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wife is on holiday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not that Itchy |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Is that a cock?"
"Daughter/Son not make it?"
"Hello Mum/Dad!"
"Do you follow football?" (To us)
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"Lend me a fiver"
oh I've had that one said to me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it 2-4-1 here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ouch! Dildo's still stuck... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Izzywizzy let's get busy |
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"Lend me a fiver
oh I've had that one said to me lol"
Seriously ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry about the crabs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have 15 cats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your
Mother (or Father)
Was
Better |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
I am on an economy drive, so "f**k orf" is all I am sayin' |
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"I'm already married but..."
I find that a turn on, tbh
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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago
Ashton Under Lyne |
I'm not into kissing
ZERO possibility of sex with that one (for me at least!) |
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By *hxkesMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
I am completely vanilla |
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"I'm not into kissing
ZERO possibility of sex with that one (for me at least!)"
I've fucked guys who don't kiss 'cos it's "too gay" or something.
So I can fuck you up the arse but you don't like kissing? Whatever!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gotta take my meds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My shit tastes weird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suck my f**king dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First choice didnt show !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How you feeling mum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm.... Psoriasis or dandruff?"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your fatter in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bunnies, boiled or roasted? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thought you was verified? Or
You in the Clique?
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nuqneH. tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Shoudnt be in here' (I got in the wrong car and my meet was in another car laffing when i did that) the guys who's car i got in wasnt amused.hence the 'shoudnt be in here'
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