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over a year ago
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"Not again! I know what winceyette is now.......it has no place on a swingers site 
So what do you want in your stocking hun....  see if I can grant your wish  "
A maids outfit? Got a lot of chores need doing 'round the house! :P |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Not again! I know what winceyette is now.......it has no place on a swingers site
So what do you want in your stocking hun.... see if I can grant your wish
A maids outfit? Got a lot of chores need doing 'round the house! :P"
Ok sweet, what size are you.. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not again! I know what winceyette is now.......it has no place on a swingers site
So what do you want in your stocking hun.... see if I can grant your wish
A maids outfit? Got a lot of chores need doing 'round the house! :P
Ok sweet, what size are you.. xx"
Lol, I should check my wording before I hit send! |
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"I would like a portable turntable..
and as I have been very good this year I think its in the bag (or sack);)  "
Ooh! Yes! I have been buying vinyl but have no turntable.... I have bought some 78's  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I would like a portable turntable..
and as I have been very good this year I think its in the bag (or sack);)
You making pottery?"
Or maybe it's to play vinyl records but you wouldn't know what they are as you are too young.. xx |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Not again! I know what winceyette is now.......it has no place on a swingers site
So what do you want in your stocking hun.... see if I can grant your wish
A maids outfit? Got a lot of chores need doing 'round the house! :P
Ok sweet, what size are you.. xx
Lol, I should check my wording before I hit send!"
No you don't, we're just having fun here |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I would like a portable turntable..
and as I have been very good this year I think its in the bag (or sack);)
Ooh! Yes! I have been buying vinyl but have no turntable.... I have bought some 78's "
78's are the best!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bottle of Baileys served by a naked Gerard Butler
Mmmm...coming to yours Christmas morning
i don't like share sorry
Ok foxy..I'll have the Bailey's..you can have Gerard..deal? "
deal as long as i can dip Gerard in the baieys first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not again! I know what winceyette is now.......it has no place on a swingers site
So what do you want in your stocking hun.... see if I can grant your wish
A maids outfit? Got a lot of chores need doing 'round the house! :P
Ok sweet, what size are you.. xx
Lol, I should check my wording before I hit send!
No you don't, we're just having fun here "
I kinda meant someone to do it for me.... |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"A bottle of Baileys served by a naked Gerard Butler
Mmmm...coming to yours Christmas morning
i don't like share sorry
Ok foxy..I'll have the Bailey's..you can have Gerard..deal?
deal as long as i can dip Gerard in the baieys first "
Hmm...ok x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bottle of Baileys served by a naked Gerard Butler
Mmmm...coming to yours Christmas morning
i don't like share sorry
Ok foxy..I'll have the Bailey's..you can have Gerard..deal?
deal as long as i can dip Gerard in the baieys first
Hmm...ok x"
sorted x |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Not again! I know what winceyette is now.......it has no place on a swingers site
So what do you want in your stocking hun.... see if I can grant your wish
A maids outfit? Got a lot of chores need doing 'round the house! :P
Ok sweet, what size are you.. xx
Lol, I should check my wording before I hit send!
No you don't, we're just having fun here
I kinda meant someone to do it for me...."
I know you did sweet, hope Santa brings that for you x |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"A bottle of Baileys served by a naked Gerard Butler
Mmmm...coming to yours Christmas morning
i don't like share sorry
Ok foxy..I'll have the Bailey's..you can have Gerard..deal?
deal as long as i can dip Gerard in the baieys first
Hmm...ok x
sorted x"
Now I'm all excited.. |
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"I'd like some new bed linen.
(I'm not sure what's happened to me!)
Hey...bed linen is good..any particular colour for you?.. "
I really like a particular brand but they're not all that cheap so it's a bit of a treat. I'm thinking chocolate brown or thereabouts. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I'd like some new bed linen.
(I'm not sure what's happened to me!)
Hey...bed linen is good..any particular colour for you?..
I really like a particular brand but they're not all that cheap so it's a bit of a treat. I'm thinking chocolate brown or thereabouts. "
Is that the brand beginning with D and ending in a, or something more expensive.
Couldn't have chocolate brown, I would want to eat them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't ware stockings, looks like coal for me AGAIN
Maybe try some hold ups
Stockings are always good, not on me I hasten to add! 
Don't be modest, I'm sure you could make it work..."
I was actually talking about an outfit to go and see Rocky Horror while out having a meal. While I was saying that there wouldnt be anywhere that sells stockings for a 6'"2 man, the waiter leaned over and told me he could take me somewhere that would! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I don't ware stockings, looks like coal for me AGAIN
Maybe try some hold ups
Stockings are always good, not on me I hasten to add!
Don't be modest, I'm sure you could make it work..."
Stop it...
Anyway, what you want for Christmas, a new belt to hold your trousers up... |
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"I'd like some new bed linen.
(I'm not sure what's happened to me!)
Hey...bed linen is good..any particular colour for you?..
I really like a particular brand but they're not all that cheap so it's a bit of a treat. I'm thinking chocolate brown or thereabouts.
Is that the brand beginning with D and ending in a, or something more expensive.
Couldn't have chocolate brown, I would want to eat them "
Haha! Yeah that's the one! I've just been looking and they have a lovely claret colour so I might go down that route... I love the feel of the material.
Which reminds me... I have fresh bedding tonight!  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I don't ware stockings, looks like coal for me AGAIN
Maybe try some hold ups
Stockings are always good, not on me I hasten to add!
Don't be modest, I'm sure you could make it work...
I was actually talking about an outfit to go and see Rocky Horror while out having a meal. While I was saying that there wouldnt be anywhere that sells stockings for a 6'"2 man, the waiter leaned over and told me he could take me somewhere that would! "
OMG! Be careful... |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I'd like some new bed linen.
(I'm not sure what's happened to me!)
Hey...bed linen is good..any particular colour for you?..
I really like a particular brand but they're not all that cheap so it's a bit of a treat. I'm thinking chocolate brown or thereabouts.
Is that the brand beginning with D and ending in a, or something more expensive.
Couldn't have chocolate brown, I would want to eat them
Haha! Yeah that's the one! I've just been looking and they have a lovely claret colour so I might go down that route... I love the feel of the material.
Which reminds me... I have fresh bedding tonight! "
Mmmm..can't beat fresh bedding and I like your choice of bed linen, my fave! |
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"I'd like some new bed linen.
(I'm not sure what's happened to me!)
Hey...bed linen is good..any particular colour for you?..
I really like a particular brand but they're not all that cheap so it's a bit of a treat. I'm thinking chocolate brown or thereabouts.
Is that the brand beginning with D and ending in a, or something more expensive.
Couldn't have chocolate brown, I would want to eat them
Haha! Yeah that's the one! I've just been looking and they have a lovely claret colour so I might go down that route... I love the feel of the material.
Which reminds me... I have fresh bedding tonight!
Mmmm..can't beat fresh bedding and I like your choice of bed linen, my fave! "
It's something I never really considered that important when I was younger but it's high on my priority list of nice things to have.
Clean sheets is I think, my most favourite thing in the world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like some new bed linen.
(I'm not sure what's happened to me!)
Hey...bed linen is good..any particular colour for you?..
I really like a particular brand but they're not all that cheap so it's a bit of a treat. I'm thinking chocolate brown or thereabouts.
Is that the brand beginning with D and ending in a, or something more expensive.
Couldn't have chocolate brown, I would want to eat them
Haha! Yeah that's the one! I've just been looking and they have a lovely claret colour so I might go down that route... I love the feel of the material.
Which reminds me... I have fresh bedding tonight!
Mmmm..can't beat fresh bedding and I like your choice of bed linen, my fave!
It's something I never really considered that important when I was younger but it's high on my priority list of nice things to have.
Clean sheets is I think, my most favourite thing in the world. "
I am also fond of oxygen. But I know what you mean, fresh bed is good too |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I'd like some new bed linen.
(I'm not sure what's happened to me!)
Hey...bed linen is good..any particular colour for you?..
I really like a particular brand but they're not all that cheap so it's a bit of a treat. I'm thinking chocolate brown or thereabouts.
Is that the brand beginning with D and ending in a, or something more expensive.
Couldn't have chocolate brown, I would want to eat them
Haha! Yeah that's the one! I've just been looking and they have a lovely claret colour so I might go down that route... I love the feel of the material.
Which reminds me... I have fresh bedding tonight!
Mmmm..can't beat fresh bedding and I like your choice of bed linen, my fave!
It's something I never really considered that important when I was younger but it's high on my priority list of nice things to have.
Clean sheets is I think, my most favourite thing in the world. "
have to agree with you there, love the beautiful scent of freshly laundered sheets...mmm..makes me feel like climbing into bed. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I'd like some new bed linen.
(I'm not sure what's happened to me!)
Hey...bed linen is good..any particular colour for you?..
I really like a particular brand but they're not all that cheap so it's a bit of a treat. I'm thinking chocolate brown or thereabouts.
Is that the brand beginning with D and ending in a, or something more expensive.
Couldn't have chocolate brown, I would want to eat them
Haha! Yeah that's the one! I've just been looking and they have a lovely claret colour so I might go down that route... I love the feel of the material.
Which reminds me... I have fresh bedding tonight!
Mmmm..can't beat fresh bedding and I like your choice of bed linen, my fave!
It's something I never really considered that important when I was younger but it's high on my priority list of nice things to have.
Clean sheets is I think, my most favourite thing in the world.
I am also fond of oxygen. But I know what you mean, fresh bed is good too"
Liking your sense of humour.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In our stocking we either want a hot couple where
My man dont get left out or a really sexy girl to dominate me "
Remember to leave breathing holes for them. No one wants to find dead swingers hanging from their mantle piece Christmas morning! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"In our stocking we either want a hot couple where
My man dont get left out or a really sexy girl to dominate me
Remember to leave breathing holes for them. No one wants to find dead swingers hanging from their mantle piece Christmas morning!"
love it! How would you explain that to the mother in law |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In our stocking we either want a hot couple where
My man dont get left out or a really sexy girl to dominate me
Well I hope Santa can arrange that for you two xx"
Thankyou me too xx |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hope Santa will put in your stocking... I would like some winciette pj's as mine are worn out now...
Fly fishing by J R Hartley"
Do you know, I have that book somewhere must fish it out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A new pair of boots, a girl can never have enough pairs.
Hey, you're right! Bought some lovely wellies today, couldn't wait for Santa to bring them! Wot colour you want? "
I bet you can't.
I want some black, heeled, over the knee boots......please Santa, I've been a good girl, ok, sometimes good, ok, I've been naughty, forget it, I'll buy my own |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"A new pair of boots, a girl can never have enough pairs.
Hey, you're right! Bought some lovely wellies today, couldn't wait for Santa to bring them! Wot colour you want?
I bet you can't.
I want some black, heeled, over the knee boots......please Santa, I've been a good girl, ok, sometimes good, ok, I've been naughty, forget it, I'll buy my own "
You're more likely to get them if you've been naughty |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"All I want for Christmas is a regular fwb!!!!
Is that too much ro ask for?"
No, Mr pink, that is not too much to ask for and I'm going to have a word with Santa, as we are on first name terms now, I call him 'Father' and he calls me 'Christmas' (Carole) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A new pair of boots, a girl can never have enough pairs.
Hey, you're right! Bought some lovely wellies today, couldn't wait for Santa to bring them! Wot colour you want?
I bet you can't.
I want some black, heeled, over the knee boots......please Santa, I've been a good girl, ok, sometimes good, ok, I've been naughty, forget it, I'll buy my own
You're more likely to get them if you've been naughty "
Not with my circumstances I'm not  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"A new pair of boots, a girl can never have enough pairs.
Hey, you're right! Bought some lovely wellies today, couldn't wait for Santa to bring them! Wot colour you want?
I bet you can't.
I want some black, heeled, over the knee boots......please Santa, I've been a good girl, ok, sometimes good, ok, I've been naughty, forget it, I'll buy my own
You're more likely to get them if you've been naughty
Not with my circumstances I'm not "
Ah, ok |
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"Be able to erase some part of memories would be good
Ah sounds like you had to keep your end of that deal the other day? :P"
Hahaha glad you got the joke lol |
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I would like a pair of cashmere bed socks I saw in the Cashmere shop, in London this evening. Or, a lovely man wearing a cashmere sweater; I'm not fussy.
And some assorted toffees.
I'll probably get the toffees. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I would like a pair of cashmere bed socks I saw in the Cashmere shop, in London this evening. Or, a lovely man wearing a cashmere sweater; I'm not fussy.
And some assorted toffees.
I'll probably get the toffees. "
Hey Nanna, I hope you get them all, but watch your dentures with the toffees |
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"I would like a pair of cashmere bed socks I saw in the Cashmere shop, in London this evening. Or, a lovely man wearing a cashmere sweater; I'm not fussy.
And some assorted toffees.
I'll probably get the toffees.
Hey Nanna, I hope you get them all, but watch your dentures with the toffees "
Ouch! :P |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Be able to erase some part of memories would be good
Ah sounds like you had to keep your end of that deal the other day? :P
Hahaha glad you got the joke lol "
Sorry I didn't get the joke please explain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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tickets to amsterdam please! and a ton of cash to blow while there while your at it.
no socks, underwear, smellies or sensible crap please, thank you please |
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"Be able to erase some part of memories would be good
Ah sounds like you had to keep your end of that deal the other day? :P
Hahaha glad you got the joke lol
Sorry I didn't get the joke please explain."
Long story short, don't assume that there is a limit of 175 messages on a thread haha |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"tickets to amsterdam please! and a ton of cash to blow while there while your at it.
no socks, underwear, smellies or sensible crap please, thank you please "
You can have the tickets to Amsterdam, but your feet will be cold, your bum will be cold and your armpits will smell! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Be able to erase some part of memories would be good
Ah sounds like you had to keep your end of that deal the other day? :P
Hahaha glad you got the joke lol
Sorry I didn't get the joke please explain.
Long story short, don't assume that there is a limit of 175 messages on a thread haha "
Ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be able to erase some part of memories would be good
Ah sounds like you had to keep your end of that deal the other day? :P
Hahaha glad you got the joke lol
Sorry I didn't get the joke please explain.
Long story short, don't assume that there is a limit of 175 messages on a thread haha
Ok "
And landed himself in a verbal contract offering oral sex to another man. Which he has now see through unless he wants it to go on his credit report |
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By *amiss OP Couple
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"Be able to erase some part of memories would be good
Ah sounds like you had to keep your end of that deal the other day? :P
Hahaha glad you got the joke lol
Sorry I didn't get the joke please explain.
Long story short, don't assume that there is a limit of 175 messages on a thread haha
Ok
And landed himself in a verbal contract offering oral sex to another man. Which he has now see through unless he wants it to go on his credit report "
Ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i would just be happy to have a stocking let alone anything in it x
Aah sweet lady, I'm sure you will have something in your stocking "
Could be worse, could have a bank robber's head in it.... |
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By *amiss OP Couple
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"i would just be happy to have a stocking let alone anything in it x
Aah sweet lady, I'm sure you will have something in your stocking
Could be worse, could have a bank robber's head in it...."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"tickets to amsterdam please! and a ton of cash to blow while there while your at it.
no socks, underwear, smellies or sensible crap please, thank you please
You can have the tickets to Amsterdam, but your feet will be cold, your bum will be cold and your armpits will smell! "
i have good boots and don't wear underwear anyhow...and it's cold this time of year so i'm not sweating too much. on balance, i'm good with that trade off |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"tickets to amsterdam please! and a ton of cash to blow while there while your at it.
no socks, underwear, smellies or sensible crap please, thank you please
You can have the tickets to Amsterdam, but your feet will be cold, your bum will be cold and your armpits will smell!
i have good boots and don't wear underwear anyhow...and it's cold this time of year so i'm not sweating too much. on balance, i'm good with that trade off "
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"Hope Santa will put in your stocking... I would like some winciette pj's as mine are worn out now... "
I would like one or two of those elusive FWBs in my stocking... |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Hope Santa will put in your stocking... I would like some winciette pj's as mine are worn out now...
I would like one or two of those elusive FWBs in my stocking... "
Hope you get your wish |
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