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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why are we still here...? It is 2.30 am..nearly.
Who wants a bedtime story?
Let me begin...you can add to it as we go along.
Once upon a time, long ago, in a land, far from here lived a solitary creature. He had no name because he had no friends. He could not recall the last time anyone had visited his home. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But because of his lost memories he decided to try & find solace on the internet ( which we all know can be a bad idea)"
However on this occasion, because this is a happy story, he came upon the facebook page of a dear old friend |
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"However on this occasion, because this is a happy story, he came upon the facebook page of a dear old friend"
After wiping the semen off the screen of his iPhone 5, he decided to send her a friend request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You called?
Feel as rough as a badgers arse. Man 'flu. Of the worst kind.
All you ladies out there should feel grateful you're exempt from this horrific disease  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You called?
Feel as rough as a badgers arse. Man 'flu. Of the worst kind.
All you ladies out there should feel grateful you're exempt from this horrific disease "
aaaaaaCHOOO i feel your pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You called?
Feel as rough as a badgers arse. Man 'flu. Of the worst kind.
All you ladies out there should feel grateful you're exempt from this horrific disease "
Ah God love ya.shocking when lads get a cold.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And she accepted with pleasure ....
For she had changed over the years and had a hidden side ..... "
No longer the innocent flute player he once knew..... she had progressed to the oboe ....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No longer the innocent flute player he once knew..... she had progressed to the oboe ......."
She had had much practice of her new talents over the years, she was almost an expert.
And from her facebook page he could see she had many appreciated followers.
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By (user no longer on site)
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No longer the innocent flute player he once knew..... she had progressed to the oboe .......
She had had much practice of her new talents over the years, she was almost an expert.
And from her facebook page he could see she had many appreciated followers.
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Her new found skills with her mouth and fingers was getting her many admirers...he was extremely impressed with how far she had come |
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No longer the innocent flute player he once knew..... she had progressed to the oboe .......
She had had much practice of her new talents over the years, she was almost an expert.
And from her facebook page he could see she had many appreciated followers.
Her new found skills with her mouth and fingers was getting her many admirers...he was extremely impressed with how far she had come "
Or 'squirted' , as the kids were calling it nowadays |
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