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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
york |
those elasticated jeans look really comfy |
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over a year ago
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nothing fazes you. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You'd rather stay in with a nice cup of tea and hot bath instead of dealing with d*unk people on a Friday night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When policemen start looking young, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The pee after sex is as good as the sex  |
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When digital things have too many buttons |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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When you're old enough to be the parents of some of your childrens' teachers... |
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When you kids laugh at the pictures of you in your yearbook |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"The pee after sex is as good as the sex "
the pee DURING sex is as good as the sex lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you don't wake up with a hard on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"those elasticated jeans look really comfy "
No no, it's when you realise how comfy those elasticated jeans actually feel... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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You go out for a posh meal in comfy shoes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The pee after sex is as good as the sex
the pee DURING sex is as good as the sex lol"
Filthy!  |
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
york |
when you are over the moon when hubby byes you a heated throw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After reading these I have come to the conclusion that I am not getting old.
Woohoo! |
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
york |
"those elasticated jeans look really comfy
No no, it's when you realise how comfy those elasticated jeans actually feel..."
oh yes , bliss x |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"When you don't wake up with a hard on "
when you dont wake up lol RIP |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
Foreplay doesn't include using fingers for fear of upsetting the arthritis  |
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When you look in the mirror and you say to yourself is that really me, but that is contrary to how I feel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Netflix and chill actually means - Netflix and chill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your knickers are bigger than your skirt! |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
You have to scroll a long long way down the list while filling out computer forms to find your birth year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!"
That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"those elasticated jeans look really comfy
No no, it's when you realise how comfy those elasticated jeans actually feel... oh yes , bliss x"
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
When I realised I look better now than years ago.. Now where are my glasses |
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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago
Southampton |
When you have just bought an Amazon Fire Stick and it rocks!! |
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
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"You have to scroll a long long way down the list while filling out computer forms to find your birth year "
x |
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When clothing in brown appeals.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!"
You wear knickers  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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You need reading glasses.
And have them dotted around everywhere... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!
That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero!"
And which one would that be lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!
You wear knickers "
Have you seen the size of my ass and how cold it is lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!
You wear knickers
Have you seen the size of my ass and how cold it is lol x"
Sadly not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!
That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero!
And which one would that be lol x"
Supergran? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!
That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero!
And which one would that be lol x
Supergran? "
Thats so wrong!!!! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you are at work listening to the radio and say to the fella working next to you "I love this song" and the person looks blankly at you... and you realise they were not born when it was released |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!
You wear knickers
Have you seen the size of my ass and how cold it is lol x
Sadly not "
Are you sure lol x |
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for...."
Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!
You wear knickers
Have you seen the size of my ass and how cold it is lol x
Sadly not
Are you sure lol x"
Oh yes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!
That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero!
And which one would that be lol x
Supergran?
Thats so wrong!!!! X"
Lol sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are at work listening to the radio and say to the fella working next to you "I love this song" and the person looks blankly at you... and you realise they were not born when it was released "
Which one? X |
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Buying a slow cooker is exciting  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says "
Why do they do that?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buying a slow cooker is exciting "
Now that I havent managed lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says
Why do they do that?!"
'They'?......Man-ist! |
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says
Why do they do that?!"
I will let you know when I am talking to him again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for...."
Oh Bollocks, just when I was feeling young, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everything clicks and crunches when you get out of bed in the morning |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says
Why do they do that?!
'They'?......Man-ist!"
...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not getting old, I am old, Then some smart as teenager says, ! what the fuck do you know ! where did I put the coffee jar, Oh yes in the fridge with lead still in my pencil, I have been called a wanker before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says
Why do they do that?!
Lucky if I have enough for the bread!
'They'?......Man-ist!
...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says
Why do they do that?!
Lucky if I have enough for the bread!
'They'?......Man-ist!
...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...
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The grin says it all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat "
Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking that, when they do ) |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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When you go away for the weekend and actual sleep in the hotel room. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says
Why do they do that?!
Lucky if I have enough for the bread!
'They'?......Man-ist!
...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...
The grin says it all "
My gadgets are well planned out rather than spur of the moment |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says
Why do they do that?!
Lucky if I have enough for the bread!
'They'?......Man-ist!
...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...
The grin says it all "
...search your feelings...you know it to be true... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat
Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")"
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says
Why do they do that?!
Lucky if I have enough for the bread!
'They'?......Man-ist!
...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...
The grin says it all
My gadgets are well planned out rather than spur of the moment"
If you say so...!! |
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you just can't be arsed anymore |
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Your grandson starts the question "in the olden days"......
Lmp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you just can't be arsed anymore "
Suicide isn't the answer! :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I realised I look better now than years ago.. Now where are my glasses "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat
Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")"
You changed my words!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when your body creaks more than your bed does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat
Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")
You changed my words!! "
I read between the lines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you lie flat on your back, and have to do an elaborate roll and turn to sit back up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when your body creaks more than your bed does "
you could always oil it.........and the bed......badum tsh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat
Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")
You changed my words!!
I read between the lines"
I only think that if they offer their lap as a seat |
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
york |
when you are counting down till twelve tonight so you can book your Christmas shopping slot , please don't let me fall asleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat
Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")
You changed my words!!
I read between the lines
I only think that if they offer their lap as a seat "
'Ooh Mrs. Angel, your bus pass is pressing against my keys' |
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When any meet from October to March involves....not what will I wear or focusing on how you may smell...but ensuring the central heating is on full! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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Having an early night means going to bed to sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when your body creaks more than your bed does
you could always oil it.........and the bed......badum tsh"
are you here all week? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"When any meet from October to March involves....not what will I wear or focusing on how you may smell...but ensuring the central heating is on full!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the only reason you wake up early is cause you need to pee |
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
york |
"the only reason you wake up early is cause you need to pee "
so true lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when your body creaks more than your bed does
you could always oil it.........and the bed......badum tsh
are you here all week? "
yep then it's just weddings and bahmitzvas |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
You set up you new phone with LARGE text!
Use the zoom functions lots more... O no, that's for a different reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when your body creaks more than your bed does
you could always oil it.........and the bed......badum tsh
are you here all week?
yep then it's just weddings and bahmitzvas"
practice makes perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buying a slow cooker is exciting "
When the stew and dumplings you make in one is even more exciting'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buying a slow cooker is exciting
When the stew and dumplings you make in one is even more exciting'. "
I'm a man. All food is exciting at any age. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..
And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You all gone to bed with cocoa and hot water bottles? |
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By *illyCouple
over a year ago
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when you'd rather watch someone fuck your wife than do it yourself,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..
And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart "
Not quite there yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when you'd rather watch someone fuck your wife than do it yourself,,"
Hope your wife doesn't read that! |
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
york |
"You all gone to bed with cocoa and hot water bottles?"
God no , ive got to keep awake
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By *tep121Man
over a year ago
manchester |
You get really excited when you get some socks for christmad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..
And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart
Not quite there yet "
Ha ha young lady ,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know your getting old when you can remember getting up to change channels on telly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..
And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart
Not quite there yet "
Not far off though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Elbows touch wood and it's dark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get excited by garden centres |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..
And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart
Not quite there yet
Not far off though "
If it was up to you, I wouldn't make my next birthday! |
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
york |
"You know your getting old when you can remember getting up to change channels on telly "
or rushing to the loo while the adverts are on x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..
And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart
Not quite there yet
Not far off though
If it was up to you, I wouldn't make my next birthday! "
lol yeah that's true
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know your getting old when you can remember getting up to change channels on telly or rushing to the loo while the adverts are on x"
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By *tarbeck OP Couple
over a year ago
york |
can I use getting older as an excuse for ordering a new dress new shoes and bag , well it is the social next week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in with a nice cup of tea and hot bath instead of dealing with d*unk people on a Friday night."
I've been like this since I was 18! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to scroll and scroll to get to my year of birth on online forms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says "
43 inch 150 quid ish by any chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Decide to take the camper on the long drive so I can stop for a cuppa..
Honest just for the kitchen facilities |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You start listening closely to the sounds you knees make when bending and straightening the legs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you got a hairline like Steve Mcdonald |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you knees makes crunching sounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you knees makes crunching sounds "
That's me !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...what was the question again..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When 95% of the site filters you out!.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you think bloody hell hes only ... |
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over a year ago
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"When you think bloody hell hes only ..."
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Dementia is a terrible thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you think bloody hell hes only ...
........only what??
Dementia is a terrible thing"
What who are you lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you think bloody hell hes only ...
........only what??
Dementia is a terrible thing
What who are you lol
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I'm here to give you a bed bath remember luvvie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your favourite icons/idols/stars suddenly all start dying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When doctors look young enough to be your kids. |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
When you buy shoes because they are comfortable and functional rather than look good. |
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When you make a noize as you bend down to pick something up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere |
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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago
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I knew I was getting old when people started started calling me young man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your favourite icons/idols/stars suddenly all start dying. "
Or you discover they were perverts |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed.... "
......when you know wtf 'winciette' is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you buy shoes because they are comfortable and functional rather than look good. "
This!
And when pajamas are your favourite clothes - to go with your cuppa in the warm rather than being at a Christmas party in your LBD and heels!
And the sound of what Mariah Carey wants for Christmas makes you want to scream!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have this all under control - my kids are under strict instructions never to let me wear trainers with a long A- line skirt - never to let me eat sponge and custard in my care home (hated it all my life and never want to be fed it) - and they have some things they say im never to do but i might disagree  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....
......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!"
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When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest |
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"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....
......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!
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Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr
Adds to the electricity |
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"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest "
That is style!
Doffs hat!
A browse and tea and cake before exploring the clematis!
I admire your style sir! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Join a site like this one and start sycophantically posting flirting replies to woman half your age. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest "
Omg...we do this every Thursday |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....
......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!
Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr
Adds to the electricity "
No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest
That is style!
Doffs hat!
A browse and tea and cake before exploring the clematis!
I admire your style sir! "
We love the polyanthus this time of year.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....
......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!
Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr
Adds to the electricity
No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity... "
I think he's just pretending not to know what it is , so he doesn't seem over the hill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....
......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!
Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr
Adds to the electricity
No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity...
I think he's just pretending not to know what it is , so he doesn't seem over the hill "
I'd have to google it, but for some reason I imagine a cowgirl wearing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says "
You girls try pull that stunt all the time, we are just copying;-) |
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When you turn down a 24yr old girl because she is too young lol. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....
......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!
Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr
Adds to the electricity
No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity...
I think he's just pretending not to know what it is , so he doesn't seem over the hill "
I think you're right, sweet! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....
......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!
Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr
Adds to the electricity
No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity...
I think he's just pretending not to know what it is , so he doesn't seem over the hill
I'd have to google it, but for some reason I imagine a cowgirl wearing it "
I don't know what a cowgirl wears, but I'm sure it's not winciette, don't think you can buy it in the wildwest... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"When you turn down a 24yr old girl because she is too young lol."
Go on...give it a go... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need reading glasses.
And have them dotted around everywhere... "
Erm yes thats so true lol Tony |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you go into a room and cant remember why.
When you wear jackets or coat in the summer months.
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When Daniel O'Donnell sounds good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you see your teen celebrity heartthrob on TV and they're so old now but still dress like 20-somethings....  |
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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for...."
This is so me all the time |
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When, in a work environment, middle-aged men stop referring to you as 'son' and instead refer to you as 'sir/mate/boss' etc. |
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When you kids come to you for advice on relationships (like i know ) |
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U look up from shavin into mirror and your face dont move.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When, in a work environment, middle-aged men stop referring to you as 'son' and instead refer to you as 'sir/mate/boss' etc."
I had someone call me ma'am last week. Shooting me would have been kinder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when people ask you what your favourite action film is and you say ''Lethal Weapon''
I'm to old for this shit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When MILF turns into GILF !!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when you are the oldest person at a metal gig. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
You know you're getting old when....
You remember when songs from the 60's / 70's actually came out and you know all the words!
You can remember when Snickers were called Marathon Bars!
You can remember when we only had BBC1 and ITV channels, which closed down at Midnight or earlier!
Supermarkets or most shops weren't open in late evening or Sundays.
Or when buying anything these days and compare the price to the equivalent in £, shillings and pence!
EG, 18/- (shillings) for a Mars Bar!!!!!!! |
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
birmingham |
When u tell your kill off and your like dam i sound like my mother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you stop trusting farts ! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"You know you're getting old when....
You remember when songs from the 60's / 70's actually came out and you know all the words!
You can remember when Snickers were called Marathon Bars!
You can remember when we only had BBC1 and ITV channels, which closed down at Midnight or earlier!
Supermarkets or most shops weren't open in late evening or Sundays.
Or when buying anything these days and compare the price to the equivalent in £, shillings and pence!
EG, 18/- (shillings) for a Mars Bar!!!!!!! "
I remember songs from the 70s, marathon bars, getting up to change the channel on our rented telly (which stopped broadcasting at 11.30, after playing the national anthem) and items in supermarkets being individually priced. I love my flanelette PJs and hot milk in the winter.
Please put me out of my misery now...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you start getting obsessed with getting a cardigan |
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When you start looking in Greenwoods window |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You cannot get any responses of any kind on this site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're too old to even have a year book |
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By *duk70Man
over a year ago
langley |
"You cannot get any responses of any kind on this site "
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over a year ago
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When the footglove range in Marks and Sparks look more tempting than six inches of...
...stiletto (filthy minds! What did you think I was gonna say!) |
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When you make audible groans putting your socks on |
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