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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

The person above is in court on Monday but the question is what are they being charged with ?

Keep it lighthearted and fun

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Sam is charged with farting in the pool, in an attempt to create his own jacuzzi...

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Sam is charged with farting in the pool, in an attempt to create his own jacuzzi..."

Lisa is charged with being Harlows number one harlot.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

Lisa's charged with jumping into the fartcuzzi then entering the Guinness book of records for leaving a pool in the shortest time ever

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman  over a year ago

nottingham

Rustling ferrets and stoat fondling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rustling ferrets and stoat fondling"

Flashing two police men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brutalising vegetables in the aisles at sainsburys.

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

Overfilling the "Dispose of your used batteries here" receptical in Sainsburys.

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I always get missed out of these!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I always get missed out of these!"

Caught nicking extra large bottles of Veet for downstairs jungle control

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman  over a year ago

nottingham


" I always get missed out of these!

Caught nicking extra large bottles of Veet for downstairs jungle control "

Stealing said removed jungle control and selling it as hair extensions to z list celebrities

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


" I always get missed out of these!

Caught nicking extra large bottles of Veet for downstairs jungle control "

Sticking pins in packets of condoms at boots in the hope of doubling stokes birth rate

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


" I always get missed out of these!"

Accused of not actually tasting of strawberries

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By *lassy pairCouple  over a year ago

Greenwich London

Flying without a licence

Think about it

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By *r Stagger LeeMan  over a year ago

torquay

misappropriation of a tea club fund to pay for their packaging fetish.

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"misappropriation of a tea club fund to pay for their packaging fetish."

For dazzling pilots' eyes with his day-glow jeans...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For offering a bj instead of getting a speeding fine

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By *r Stagger LeeMan  over a year ago

torquay

for indecent behaviour on top of a police van, at lunchtime!

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"For offering a bj instead of getting a speeding fine "

I gave him a bj, and I still got a fine!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For offering a bj instead of getting a speeding fine

I gave him a bj, and I still got a fine! "

Haha.ya best go for the ride next time so

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By *lassy pairCouple  over a year ago

Greenwich London


"For offering a bj instead of getting a speeding fine

I gave him a bj, and I still got a fine! "

Maybe he want more than bi and I bet you still get the fine lol

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"for indecent behaviour on top of a police van, at lunchtime!"

...and the copper I was with got a right bollocking, too...

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"for indecent behaviour on top of a police van, at lunchtime!

...and the copper I was with got a right bollocking, too... "

Stealing a coppers truncheon and hiding it in a very inappropriate place

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Sam is accused of starting a silly thread...

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints*

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints*"

Sharp dressed man is accused of not going to specsavers

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints*"

Not having a belt for his trousers

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints*

Not having a belt for his trousers "

Look again

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Wearing a dreadful shirt in a built-up area

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman  over a year ago

Richmond

_amiss--in for hiding partner's body in a hollow tree trunk.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sentenced to live in the highest room of the tallest tower for passing me over

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints*

Not having a belt for his trousers

Look again "

Oh yeah... why did they fall down....

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Banished to the ninth circle of Hell for the same offence

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"_amiss--in for hiding partner's body in a hollow tree trunk."

Sorry not getting that one..but it is late..

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints*

Not having a belt for his trousers

Look again

Oh yeah... why did they fall down.... "

I saw your pics...

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Wearing a dreadful shirt in a built-up area"

That's clearly mistaken identity - you mean Markoh

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted "

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!... "

Exposing themselves in B&Q

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q"

Capital murder.... Electrocution

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints*

Not having a belt for his trousers

Look again

Oh yeah... why did they fall down....

I saw your pics..."

So you found some glasses!....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

Capital murder.... Electrocution "

STALKING

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Necrophilia with the corpse of Barbara Cartland

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q"

?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?"

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

Capital murder.... Electrocution "

With being too sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Necrophilia with the corpse of Barbara Cartland"

They never proved that!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!"

Ok sorry not b&q though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though "

Pets At Home....whatever!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!"

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!"

Yeah...No...think that's animals..garden centres have like..plants and garden..things!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Yeah...No...think that's animals..garden centres have like..plants and garden..things! "

Who am I to judge what you're into!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was! "

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile "

It was a lad there a minute ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago "

Who me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me! "

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/11/16 00:31:20]

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Yeah...No...think that's animals..garden centres have like..plants and garden..things!

Who am I to judge what you're into! "

Well I am into garden centres, strangely enough, because I am old..but not into pets

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago "

Hee hee, was just about to say ,I don't have a cock!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes? "

No, I've just had one, thank you....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Hee hee, was just about to say ,I don't have a cock! "

I did wonder.....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"[Removed by poster at 26/11/16 00:31:20]"

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?"

Yes you...I think

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Hee hee, was just about to say ,I don't have a cock!

I did wonder....."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you.... "

Haha another sign of getting older!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?"

Yes you fiddleflaps.such a name

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think "

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older! "

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them "

Tut....but I like cock pics..

Gawaaan, just for us Girlies!..

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them "

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Tut....but I like cock pics..

Gawaaan, just for us Girlies!.. "

They're all the same anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list.. "

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then.. "

Lol yeah it's like a new born hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Tut....but I like cock pics..

Gawaaan, just for us Girlies!..

They're all the same anyway"

They're really not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then.. "

Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena! "

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing "

Charming! This isn't even the 'feeling old thread' :O

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing "

Oooh zing!!!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena! "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Tut....but I like cock pics..

Gawaaan, just for us Girlies!..

They're all the same anyway"

No US girlies aren't all the same...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe? "

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

Lol yeah it's like a new born hedgehog "

Eeeeew...they smell...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in! "

Feel free to PM :P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

Lol yeah it's like a new born hedgehog

Eeeeew...they smell... "

Cocks or hedgehogs?

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By *eanontiWoman  over a year ago

Limerick


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing

Charming! This isn't even the 'feeling old thread' :O"

What else his username lol

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing "

Maybe a wrinkly old person might want to....on second thoughts....nah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in! "

Ah go on.be a devil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing

Maybe a wrinkly old person might want to....on second thoughts....nah "

Shame i'm not into humiliation or I'd be loving this

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P"

Ha ha you wish...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

Lol yeah it's like a new born hedgehog

Eeeeew...they smell...

Cocks or hedgehogs?"

Hedgehogs and some undesirable cocks...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile

It was a lad there a minute ago

Who me?

Yes you...I think

Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!

No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them

Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..

Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing

Maybe a wrinkly old person might want to....on second thoughts....nah

Shame i'm not into humiliation or I'd be loving this "

You are loving it otherwise you wouldn't be joining in the banter, which is all it is!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish... "

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent "

She is sweet and innocent.. as am I..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent "

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right? "

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Guilty of using a smartphone to work Fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing "

It was a typo.... Its meant to say singingAngel... They won't let me change it, as I've already changed of too many times!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing "

Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

It was a typo.... Its meant to say singingAngel... They won't let me change it, as I've already changed of too many times! "

Ha ha, Christ one letter changes the whole concept of your name...now I AM seeing you in a different light...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later "

Ok night night, thanks for the banter x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later

Ok night night, thanks for the banter x"

Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/11/16 01:10:02]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later

Ok night night, thanks for the banter x

Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow "

Lol if there's one thing there's an abundance of already on here it's cocks!........And cock pictures

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

_iamondjoe is guilty of his wicked ways

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later

Ok night night, thanks for the banter x

Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow "

Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later

Ok night night, thanks for the banter x

Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow

Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint..... "

Lol. Night all, there shall be no cockage on my watch!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later

Ok night night, thanks for the banter x

Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow

Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint.....

Lol. Night all, there shall be no cockage on my watch!"

Ok night night..sweet dreams..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later

Ok night night, thanks for the banter x

Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow

Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint.....

Lol. Night all, there shall be no cockage on my watch!

Ok night night..sweet dreams.. "

Sweet dreams and night night both... And a couple of kisses too, as I'm feeling generous x

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted

Yeah sorry 'bout that!...

Exposing themselves in B&Q

?

You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!

Ok sorry not b&q though

Pets At Home....whatever!

Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!

Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!

I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?

No, I've just had one, thank you....

Haha another sign of getting older!

Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..

Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!

Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?

I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!

Feel free to PM :P

Ha ha you wish...

I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent

Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?

Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing

Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later

Ok night night, thanks for the banter x

Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow

Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint.....

Lol. Night all, there shall be no cockage on my watch!

Ok night night..sweet dreams..

Sweet dreams and night night both... And a couple of kisses too, as I'm feeling generous x"

Sweet dreams, Angel..mwah..

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

Taking 300 free small paint sample tins from b&q in an attempt to redecorate for free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rigging the US elections

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Facial Hair exploitation

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Rigging the US elections "

Ffs shhhhhhhhhhhhhh or I'll arrange for you to go missing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Conspiracy to Kidnap

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Whipping innocent girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rigging the US elections

Ffs shhhhhhhhhhhhhh or I'll arrange for you to go missing "

Lol my lips are sealed

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Whipping innocent girls"

Shagging father xmas when he came down her chimney, thus delaying him for hours and preventing millions of kids getting there presents

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

He killed Santa for shagging his bird

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By *xx1Man  over a year ago

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Impersonating a book cover for his own gain...

You've been found guilty of all charges!

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Impersonating a book cover for his own gain...

You've been found guilty of all charges!"

Impersonating a penguin.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman  over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Impersonating a book cover for his own gain...

You've been found guilty of all charges!

Impersonating a penguin."

Illegally having two goes on the thread. It was in the small print

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Impersonating a book cover for his own gain...

You've been found guilty of all charges!

Impersonating a penguin."

Being sexy as hell

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Impersonating a book cover for his own gain...

You've been found guilty of all charges!

Impersonating a penguin.

Illegally having two goes on the thread. It was in the small print "

Mis-selling forum threads!

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Impersonating a book cover for his own gain...

You've been found guilty of all charges!

Impersonating a penguin.

Being sexy as hell "

Only wearing nipple tassles in public x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Impersonating a book cover for his own gain...

You've been found guilty of all charges!

Impersonating a penguin.

Illegally having two goes on the thread. It was in the small print

Mis-selling forum threads! "

unlicensed curves

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Impersonating a book cover for his own gain...

You've been found guilty of all charges!

Impersonating a penguin.

Illegally having two goes on the thread. It was in the small print

Mis-selling forum threads!

unlicensed curves "

Burying his nuts

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