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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....  
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every time people act surprised about my surname. Obviously can't say it here but they make a comment as if it's the first time I've ever heard it
Kinky  |
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If I had a £1 for every time someone cut me up on the A14 I'd be very rich On another note will someone else please ask BMW to fit indicators as standard rather than being an optional extra? They've ignored my pleas... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pound for every time we've overheard someone saying 'I wonder how they manage sex'
With Mrs being short n skinny and me being tall n fat.
I usually take great glee in informing them that we do it the same way they do, only better.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I had a £1 for every time someone cut me up on the A14 I'd be very rich On another note will someone else please ask BMW to fit indicators as standard rather than being an optional extra? They've ignored my pleas..."
If have been a millionaire in my first 2 years of driving down the A14, especially near Cambridge. Unfortunately 18 years later I'm still not 
If I had a pound for every time people spelt out surname incorrectly we'd also be millionaires |
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ??? "
I remember when you first joined and people took the piss. You didn't react. "Here's a stayer" I thought and here you are.
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ???
I remember when you first joined and people took the piss. You didn't react. "Here's a stayer" I thought and here you are.
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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago
Southampton |
"Every time people act surprised about my surname. Obviously can't say it here but they make a comment as if it's the first time I've ever heard it
Kinky "
Can't be as bad as mine? GREENTREE lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ??? "
Bad spelling ??
I've made £10 just from OP's post already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every time I'm called by the wrong name! I'm a twin and my last name is a common girls name, so it happens regularly!
Then I might actually be able to pay my student loans!  |
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Every time my mother gets my name wrong. She goes round the houses and calls me by my sisters, nieces and other people's name before she'll finally get to mine. I now refer to myself as 'whoever you are' or 'that one who turns up now and again' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if I had a £1 for every thing that skips a spellchecker on here I'd be a molty (Multi) millionaire lol
He's dyslexic "
Every time someone claims to be dyslexic because they don't proof read their post before hitting "post message" |
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"A pound for every time we've overheard someone saying 'I wonder how they manage sex'
With Mrs being short n skinny and me being tall n fat.
I usually take great glee in informing them that we do it the same way they do, only better. "
We get that a lot as well |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
For every time someone points out I started young (with having children)
Or for every time they wrongly assume they have different dads
And for the look on their faces when I tell them I was married.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every time people act surprised about my surname. Obviously can't say it here but they make a comment as if it's the first time I've ever heard it
Kinky "
. I'm very intrigued now (Kat) xx |
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"Every time people act surprised about my surname. Obviously can't say it here but they make a comment as if it's the first time I've ever heard it
Kinky . I'm very intrigued now (Kat) xx"
Should try my surname. I enjoy watching people flail about trying to pronounce it before telling them it's pronounced "Smith" (which it clearly isn't) or just saying "Mr Unpronounceable will do."
Once in a generation some says it correctly and gives me a nice surprise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For every time my first name is spelt wrong. I know it's not a common one, but 80% misspell it. "
Yep, or they mispronounce my surname too. The postman who delivers our mail to work and needs special delivery signed for has spelt my surname in numerous ways |
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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago
Clacton on sea, Essex |
"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ??? "
If we had a £1 every time someone pirated one of our films we would be millionaires many times over lol. |
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"Am I really 6ft??? No I'm lying I'm really 5ft 3 "
Weirdly I noticed that on your profile yesterday and thought you're how tall?! Not my mental picture at all and now I can't work out if you're really 5ft3 after all!  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Am I really 6ft??? No I'm lying I'm really 5ft 3
Weirdly I noticed that on your profile yesterday and thought you're how tall?! Not my mental picture at all and now I can't work out if you're really 5ft3 after all! "
She's taller than me, and I'm tall  |
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People mispronounce our second name all the time, it aint hard to pronounce, in fact it's pronounced the same as an everday word with a different letter at the start. Yet for some reason folk think the letter changes the whole pronunciation, it really doesn't....ya cunts.
Angel had a bit of a problematic surname before we married, she thought she'd be ok with her new surname......lol!
My 10 year old son has started noticing people doing it now, he mentioned it to me the other week. I said "yep, you've got a lifetime of that to come matey". |
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"People mispronounce our second name all the time, it aint hard to pronounce, in fact it's pronounced the same as an everday word with a different letter at the start. Yet for some reason folk think the letter changes the whole pronunciation, it really doesn't....ya cunts.
Angel had a bit of a problematic surname before we married, she thought she'd be ok with her new surname......lol!
My 10 year old son has started noticing people doing it now, he mentioned it to me the other week. I said "yep, you've got a lifetime of that to come matey"."
Our surname has a lot of consonants in it. If we had £1 for every time its spelled incorrectly we would have a LOT of dosh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every time someone posts a bitchy comment regarding someone's spelling on the forums 
Unnecessary apostrophe there! Tut tut..
Nope, I was correct "
Damn! That's my brain getting all fuddled already,serves me right for trying to be a grammar nazi bastard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every time someone posts a bitchy comment regarding someone's spelling on the forums
Unnecessary apostrophe there! Tut tut..
Nope, I was correct
Damn! That's my brain getting all fuddled already,serves me right for trying to be a grammar nazi bastard "
I did have to check to be honest |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
If I had a £1 for every time I was stuck for a clever or witty riposte only to think of one half an hour or so later when it's too late......
......I'd have been able to give up buying lottery tickets years ago!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ??? "
For a everytime I read a comment that has so many spelling mistakes its nearly unreadable |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ???
For a everytime I read a comment that has so many spelling mistakes its nearly unreadable "
Same as if I had a pound for everyone that doesn't realise Seeside is dyslexic and comments on his spelling I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'cheer up it might never happen' or something along those lines. "
Someone on a train once told me "cheer up pet, you look like you're going to a funeral". I was going to a funeral |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ???
For a everytime I read a comment that has so many spelling mistakes its nearly unreadable
Same as if I had a pound for everyone that doesn't realise Seeside is dyslexic and comments on his spelling I guess "
Surely spellchecker would help a lot though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'cheer up it might never happen' or something along those lines.
Someone on a train once told me "cheer up pet, you look like you're going to a funeral". I was going to a funeral "
Ah the Geordie sense of humour, still getting used to it after 17 years.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone said I look like a boy because of my short hair.
Someone said my boobs looked fake.
Someone said my ass looks fake.
Someone said I look older than I am.
I'd be a bloody billionaire
~Mia |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ???
For a everytime I read a comment that has so many spelling mistakes its nearly unreadable
Same as if I had a pound for everyone that doesn't realise Seeside is dyslexic and comments on his spelling I guess
Surely spellchecker would help a lot though?"
Hear we go agen .....
Im out of hear..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ???
For a everytime I read a comment that has so many spelling mistakes its nearly unreadable "
98 posts and counting, it clearly isn't that unreadable.
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire....
Wot wood make you a moltiy millionaire if you had a £1 for sumthing that happons ??? "
Number of wanks I've had in one day. |
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