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This is a sex site so why do you all spend so much time in here chatting shit
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I can, get over it!
Haven't you read? He "doesn't take Fab too serious", so clearly you're the one who should get over it  "
Dammit, my mistake.
Shit, poo, turds, logs, shit, curly wurly.
That's enough shit talk right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I can, get over it!
Haven't you read? He "doesn't take Fab too serious", so clearly you're the one who should get over it
Dammit, my mistake.
Shit, poo, turds, logs, shit, curly wurly.
That's enough shit talk right? "
There's never enough shit talk on this forum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is the irony of using the same media you're seeking to decry lost on you, OP?
You are Sideshow Bob and I claim my five pounds.
(Tyranno-Vision reference) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i've been fucked this week, waiting on a couple of guys to come sort out my garden otherwise i'd be fucking today as well.
i chat loads of shit and meet, just don't do fuck and go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I want to show off my fucking sparkling personality! "
Actually on reflection this clearly isn't working out....I'll try not posting and see how it goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I want to show off my fucking sparkling personality!
Actually on reflection this clearly isn't working out....I'll try not posting and see how it goes"
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For many of us sex involves some form of personal interaction that's not entirely physical. Getting to know someone as a person and not just a body - like a meat rack - can be deeply satisfying.
'Chatting shit' can be part and parcel of getting to know others. It's also a good way to relax, pass some spare time. And it's worth remembering that many people can't meet 24/7, so just having sex at every waking moment isn't always possible, even if some try.  |
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" why do you all spend so much time in here chatting shit?"
Ironically I nearly posted a "will meet in exchange for toilet roll" thread this morning, after discovering that Mrs ddc used the toilet roll from the workshop toilet in our pic earlier in the week and didn't replace it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont
Oh yes he will.....
I will resist that retort
Resistance is futile..... 
Go on, you know you want too, it's only 4 weeks til xmas!!.... "
Oh no I don't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot
It's getting you to shut up that's the trick. "
It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x |
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"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot
It's getting you to shut up that's the trick.
It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x"
That's just forum self-hype. He uses instant tea granules  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot
It's getting you to shut up that's the trick.
It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x"
I shall take you to tea heaven. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot
It's getting you to shut up that's the trick.
It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x
That's just forum self-hype. He uses instant tea granules "
That's so hurtful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only chat sense me. Well, and double innuendo, and faf,and cooking, actually I talk a lot
It's getting you to shut up that's the trick.
It may be a sex site but we wanna meet Hatter just to see if he can make a decent cuppa 1st x
That's just forum self-hype. He uses instant tea granules
That's so hurtful. "
I've just opened a box of cranberry n blood orange teabags xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody gives a fuck.
However...it's good to chat shit on here sometimes and by chatting "shit" you get to know other people and what "shit" they like and that leads to meets which leads to sex... and not "shit sex". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody gives a fuck.
However...it's good to chat shit on here sometimes and by chatting "shit" you get to know other people and what "shit" they like and that leads to meets which leads to sex... and not "shit sex". "
You talk some good "shit"! |
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"For many of us sex involves some form of personal interaction that's not entirely physical. Getting to know someone as a person and not just a body - like a meat rack - can be deeply satisfying.
'Chatting shit' can be part and parcel of getting to know others. It's also a good way to relax, pass some spare time. And it's worth remembering that many people can't meet 24/7, so just having sex at every waking moment isn't always possible, even if some try. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Totally agree this site has become a social site, maybe thats why people are leaving, No meets just talk"
....... And that's why your status says 'chat anyone?'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ONLY get meets because I chat shit in here true story  "
Totally agree. The majority of ladies I've met on here have come as a result of a forum post by one or both of us |
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I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ???? |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????"
Please carry on. .. |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. .. "
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ?? |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??"
Oh yes. Yes . More..... |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??
Oh yes. Yes . More....."
Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??
Oh yes. Yes . More.....
Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm "
Don't stop now. I'm so close.... |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??
Oh yes. Yes . More.....
Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm
Don't stop now. I'm so close...."
not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??
Oh yes. Yes . More.....
Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm
Don't stop now. I'm so close....
not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea "
You love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??
Oh yes. Yes . More.....
Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm
Don't stop now. I'm so close....
not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea
You love it "
of course |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??
Oh yes. Yes . More.....
Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm
Don't stop now. I'm so close....
not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea "
Come join us you know you want to  |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??
Oh yes. Yes . More.....
Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm
Don't stop now. I'm so close....
not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea
Come join us you know you want to "
Dude. I was so closed and you stopped for pizza. For fuck sake |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??
Oh yes. Yes . More.....
Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm
Don't stop now. I'm so close....
not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea
Come join us you know you want to
Dude. I was so closed and you stopped for pizza. For fuck sake "
Hey you knew I was a bloke when we started this thing don't go trying to change me now |
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"I like chatting shit not literally you understand but a little bit of shit go's a long long way. Hopefully not a long skid mark kind of way but it's quite long. Come to that I wounder how you would measure a unit of shit by length. Surely you would need to consider thickness of said shit and density or is that viscosity I'm not sure. I wonder if my old teachers would know bet they wouldn't they was pretty thick......... should I carry on ????
Please carry on. ..
I'm not sure if I should. I've been told I ramble on a little that's probably why I like chatting shit it's good to chew over the fat though isn't it. Don't think I'd like chewing the shit over though but the fats OK but to much might make you a little poorly. ........ more ??
Oh yes. Yes . More.....
Are you getting a little damp down there hmmmmmm
Don't stop now. I'm so close....
not sure whether or not this was a good time to log back on - chilli chicken pizza to hand for my tea
Come join us you know you want to
Dude. I was so closed and you stopped for pizza. For fuck sake
Hey you knew I was a bloke when we started this thing don't go trying to change me now "
I've got hubby at home for that. Jeez |
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"BTW op. That's how we talk shit and have a laugh. You should try it
Ohhhhhhh we was joking right
I was serious until you starting eating pizza half way through it "
So you think your the only 1 who can multi task get back here my pizzas getting cold |
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"BTW op. That's how we talk shit and have a laugh. You should try it
Ohhhhhhh we was joking right
I was serious until you starting eating pizza half way through it
So you think your the only 1 who can multi task get back here my pizzas getting cold "
How can I resist such sweet talker? |
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"BTW op. That's how we talk shit and have a laugh. You should try it
Ohhhhhhh we was joking right
I was serious until you starting eating pizza half way through it
So you think your the only 1 who can multi task get back here my pizzas getting cold
How can I resist such sweet talker? "
Works every time. What can I say if you got it........ |
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