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This is no longer a sex site PT2
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This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women and chickens for various reasons! Biggest one is chickens bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex Spartan hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take 'no chips' for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of chickens and shoot down other poultry, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for KFC product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like wurzl gummidge?! He could fuck like a budgie for minutes and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl |
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"This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women and chickens for various reasons! Biggest one is chickens bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex Spartan hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take 'no chips' for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of chickens and shoot down other poultry, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for KFC product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like wurzl gummidge?! He could fuck like a budgie for minutes and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl "
it's actually a swinging site
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"did the original really say that? didn't seem as funny at the time. 
Copy and paste keys might be faulty...."
You're going for this year's comedy award aren't you? Very good effort, and the YouTube thing was pure genius. |
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"Since the last thread made me laugh, I'm definitely here for the shits and giggles....
 what was the last thread???"
It was called 'This is no longer a sex site'
Somehow I don't think he'll be rocking up on this site. If he does he's very brave.
In fact he could've won the second world war for that, and he'd have earnt a lot of medals too! |
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"I've been using this site wrong the whole time.
Note to self. Take a KFC bucket meal to meets. Hold the fries.
Not sure if Spartans like KFC."
You're joking? Kefalonia Fried Chicken - they were mad for it. |
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"I've been using this site wrong the whole time.
Note to self. Take a KFC bucket meal to meets. Hold the fries.
Not sure if Spartans like KFC.
You're joking? Kefalonia Fried Chicken - they were mad for it."
I stand corrected; did they have tomatoes with it? |
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"I hope the OP comes back, he was a chilled out barrel of laughs!
he's probably busy berating some old lady for not holding the door open for him or something"
No, I think he's too busy hiding his light under a bushel....sorry bucket containing KFC chicken and three chocolate medals.
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"I've been using this site wrong the whole time.
Note to self. Take a KFC bucket meal to meets. Hold the fries.
Not sure if Spartans like KFC.
You're joking? Kefalonia Fried Chicken - they were mad for it.
I stand corrected; did they have tomatoes with it?"
No! Never! They were brutal warriors not culinary destroyers! |
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"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards
Guess what my treat meal for the week is now? "
Some spartans ?
They all have a firm grip on the long shafts .....on their spears
and nice shiny polished helmets .
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"Since the last thread made me laugh, I'm definitely here for the shits and giggles....
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Sadly the chicken typo has been fixed....so humour gone....now just another "why can't I get a fuck" rant? |
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"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards
Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?
Burger King?
No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now! "
Hahaha Burger King in Cardiff doesnt have those funky drinks machines.....just another reason for leaving South Wales! |
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"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards
Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?
Ain't had a KFC in ages as well think I need treating "
Tuesdays they do a bucket for £5.99 I think |
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"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards
Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?
Ain't had a KFC in ages as well think I need treating Tuesdays they do a bucket for £5.99 I think "
You think I need to know for sure do they still have them juicy chickens that I always longed for |
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"Did the OP just allow the predictive text write that?"
OP in part1 wrote it. Some of his sentiments might not have been understood and it went at a tangent.
Pt2 might have had some copy&paste errors in the first post   |
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"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?
KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?
#hungrynow"
Can't beat a nandos |
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"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?
KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?
#hungrynow
Can't beat a nandos "
I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin |
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"Does this mean I can't have sex anymore? 
Do I have to go out for KFC and cake instead?  "
That's correct. It's now sex or chicken. Can't have both on the same day unless it's chicken sex.
Feather may be enough |
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"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?
KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?
#hungrynow
Can't beat a nandos
I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin "
Well, hello my dear  |
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"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?
KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?
#hungrynow
Can't beat a nandos
I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin
Well, hello my dear "
A Nando's virgin. T'other ship has sailed a while ago I'm afraid. |
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"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?
KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?
#hungrynow
Can't beat a nandos
I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin
Well, hello my dear
A Nando's virgin. T'other ship has sailed a while ago I'm afraid. "
You aren't missing much. Nandos isn't that special |
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"Out of interest...where is the best place for chicken these days?
KFC? Nandos? SFC? Pollo Campero? Miss Millie's Fried Chicken? Favourite Chicken?
#hungrynow
Can't beat a nandos
I shall take your word for it. I'm a virgin
Well, hello my dear
A Nando's virgin. T'other ship has sailed a while ago I'm afraid. "
Well you're definitely not getting a Nandos now we know that ! |
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"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards
Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?
Burger King?
No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now!
Hahaha Burger King in Cardiff doesnt have those funky drinks machines.....just another reason for leaving South Wales! "
Burger king is being built as we speak in rhyl. xxx |
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I held a chicken in the air once, but no matter how much I tried, I never could fit a deck chair up my nose.
(You need to remember a particular satire show featuring puppet caricatures from the 80's to get this one) |
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"I held a chicken in the air once, but no matter how much I tried, I never could fit a deck chair up my nose.
(You need to remember a particular satire show featuring puppet caricatures from the 80's to get this one) "
Oh yeah..
*titters*
I've still got the Spitting Image book where there's a full two page spread of Prince Andrew posing provocatively in the nude with half a pound of sausages arranged artistically around his crutch....
You couldn't tell th difference twixt John Thomas or Richmonds....
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
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"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards
Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?
Burger King?
No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now!
Hahaha Burger King in Cardiff doesnt have those funky drinks machines.....just another reason for leaving South Wales!
Burger king is being built as we speak in rhyl. xxx"
Well its a start, mind you it was a wet December last time I was there
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"Does this mean I can't have sex anymore?
Do I have to go out for KFC and cake instead?
That's correct. It's now sex or chicken. "
That's as bad as Daddy or chips!!! I'm gonna have do alternate days I think! |
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"I've never traded insults with any one.
I use this site to flirt in a childish manor and tease a handful of people with my photos "
I could be teased with those photos all day long ...... and tomorrow and possibly the next day too |
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"Actually I've just had s KFC. I think they have fake members to place subliminal ideas in forum threads "
I did too, there's some strange trickery going on. Planting ideas in the minds |
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"I held a chicken in the air once, but no matter how much I tried, I never could fit a deck chair up my nose.
(You need to remember a particular satire show featuring puppet caricatures from the 80's to get this one) "
xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this talk of KFC.......ya b'stards
Guess what my treat meal for the week is now?
Burger King?
No! We go somewhere classier for breakfast now!
Hahaha Burger King in Cardiff doesnt have those funky drinks machines.....just another reason for leaving South Wales!
Burger king is being built as we speak in rhyl. xxx
Well its a start, mind you it was a wet December last time I was there
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Hey don't knock it. Rhyl has/is having millions of pounds spent on it atm and it's looking really good. Xxx |
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"Oops why am i here again? Think i got lost 
Welcome to back to this crazy thread. Take a seat, relax, would you like a drink?"
Yes please . Southern comfort and x |
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