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"what positions do you want to try and never had a chance to try.... "
would happily try the position of managing director of a blue chip company .. maybe stressful but the pay would be good for the short time would be in post
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what positions do you want to try and never had a chance to try.... "
Well i would love to try being head of mi5 or maybe prime minister ? who knows.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Diamonds stalker's stalker... 
That should bring up some really way out positions...
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YOIKS!! How does one become Diamonds's stalker's stalkers stalker' stalker...  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Diamonds stalker's stalker...
That should bring up some really way out positions...
YOIKS!! How does one become Diamonds's stalker's stalkers stalker' stalker... "
hummmmmmmm I don't know you think about that one!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm... 
Now that would be a gem of a position... 
I don't want a stalker........ lol "
I can manage a branch? |
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"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm...
Now that would be a gem of a position...
I don't want a stalker........ lol "
Sorry to inform you but being a diamond means you get your own personal stalker whether you like it or not. The positive is now there are two of us she has to split herself between us so all the attention is no longer focused on me |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"The diamond Kev position sounds fun
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm now you are talking.... 
We will have to keep practising untill we get them just perfect "
wooooohoooo I like that idea now budge over and spot hogging the quilt me arse is hanging out.. lol xxxx |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm...
Now that would be a gem of a position...
I don't want a stalker........ lol
Sorry to inform you but being a diamond means you get your own personal stalker whether you like it or not. The positive is now there are two of us she has to split herself between us so all the attention is no longer focused on me"
Ohhhh got we got a bunny boiler on the case quick lock up the rabbits lol xxx |
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"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm...
Now that would be a gem of a position...
I don't want a stalker........ lol
I can manage a branch?"
And i have a firm trunk if it is of assistance. |
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"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm...
Now that would be a gem of a position...
I don't want a stalker........ lol
Sorry to inform you but being a diamond means you get your own personal stalker whether you like it or not. The positive is now there are two of us she has to split herself between us so all the attention is no longer focused on me
Ohhhh got we got a bunny boiler on the case quick lock up the rabbits lol xxx"
Buzz, buzz, buz, bu, b, ........
Oh shit! |
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"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm...
Now that would be a gem of a position...
I don't want a stalker........ lol
Sorry to inform you but being a diamond means you get your own personal stalker whether you like it or not. The positive is now there are two of us she has to split herself between us so all the attention is no longer focused on me
Ohhhh got we got a bunny boiler on the case quick lock up the rabbits lol xxx"
As far as stalkers go shes pretty harmless really, but she does like to lick your windows |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm...
Now that would be a gem of a position...
I don't want a stalker........ lol
Sorry to inform you but being a diamond means you get your own personal stalker whether you like it or not. The positive is now there are two of us she has to split herself between us so all the attention is no longer focused on me
Ohhhh got we got a bunny boiler on the case quick lock up the rabbits lol xxx
As far as stalkers go shes pretty harmless really, but she does like to lick your windows "
ohhh my windows need cleaning lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm...
Now that would be a gem of a position...
I don't want a stalker........ lol
I can manage a branch?
And i have a firm trunk if it is of assistance."
Fnar...Fnar... Just twigged that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm...
Now that would be a gem of a position...
I don't want a stalker........ lol
Sorry to inform you but being a diamond means you get your own personal stalker whether you like it or not. The positive is now there are two of us she has to split herself between us so all the attention is no longer focused on me
Ohhhh got we got a bunny boiler on the case quick lock up the rabbits lol xxx
As far as stalkers go shes pretty harmless really, but she does like to lick your windows "
You said you wouldn't tell anyone about my harmlessness
I want everyone petrified of me I'll have you know..... you will be sorry for this... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But what if you were diamonds stalker who also had a stalker that also stalked diamond and whose stalker stalked the stalker stalking diamonds
erm...
Now that would be a gem of a position...
I don't want a stalker........ lol
Sorry to inform you but being a diamond means you get your own personal stalker whether you like it or not. The positive is now there are two of us she has to split herself between us so all the attention is no longer focused on me
Ohhhh got we got a bunny boiler on the case quick lock up the rabbits lol xxx
As far as stalkers go shes pretty harmless really, but she does like to lick your windows
You said you wouldn't tell anyone about my harmlessness
I want everyone petrified of me I'll have you know..... you will be sorry for this... "
 your just a big pussy cat |
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By *essesCouple
over a year ago
nottingham |
"I like the idea of trying a swing, but the one in our local club is right next to the door as you walk in so I wouldn't like to be that exposed. "
pop to Libs they've got two and it is great fun. Xx |
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"I like the idea of trying a swing, but the one in our local club is right next to the door as you walk in so I wouldn't like to be that exposed.
pop to Libs they've got two and it is great fun. Xx"
Mmmm, might just do that.
All I need now is a lady to try it with |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like the idea of trying a swing, but the one in our local club is right next to the door as you walk in so I wouldn't like to be that exposed.
pop to Libs they've got two and it is great fun. Xx
Mmmm, might just do that.
All I need now is a lady to try it with "
*cough cough* noted x |
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By *essesCouple
over a year ago
nottingham |
"I like the idea of trying a swing, but the one in our local club is right next to the door as you walk in so I wouldn't like to be that exposed. "
pop to Libs they've got two and it is great fun. Xx |
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"I like the idea of trying a swing, but the one in our local club is right next to the door as you walk in so I wouldn't like to be that exposed.
pop to Libs they've got two and it is great fun. Xx
Mmmm, might just do that.
All I need now is a lady to try it with
*cough cough* noted x"
Just off to B&Q for some ceiling hooks and a drill! |
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I want to do it in my bed while my partner is downstairs.
No this isn't a joke about fucking someone else upstairs, I actually want to fuck a partner on a different floor to me.
I still need to perfect my flying laser cock and this would be a good test before I commence flying it up and down the country fucking my friends list (not including the boys on it, sorry). |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"I have probably tried most of them but up for going through them all again (just to make sure)
Would love to try out a sex swing...been on my 'to do' list for ages now!!
Wear heels!"
I'm a short arse...only 5ft2 so I have too! |
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"(not including the boys on it, sorry).
Thank feck for that!!!
That would be wrong on several planes of existence and extra-dimensional time lines! "
Agreed even appearing on each other's friends lists was a huge risk and has probably caused temporal abnormalities. For instance there were very few rants yesterday did you notice, at least in this dimension. |
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"I want to do it in my bed while my partner is downstairs.
No this isn't a joke about fucking someone else upstairs, I actually want to fuck a partner on a different floor to me.
I still need to perfect my flying laser cock and this would be a good test before I commence flying it up and down the country fucking my friends list (not including the boys on it, sorry)."
You could always strap it to the leg of a homing pigeon.... there would even be room to send a nice little 'thank you' note. |
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"(not including the boys on it, sorry).
Thank feck for that!!!
That would be wrong on several planes of existence and extra-dimensional time lines!
Agreed even appearing on each other's friends lists was a huge risk and has probably caused temporal abnormalities. For instance there were very few rants yesterday did you notice, at least in this dimension."
Yeah, but the ones from the looks-a-bit-lik-a-crab Nebula went off the scale!!  |
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"I want to do it in my bed while my partner is downstairs.
No this isn't a joke about fucking someone else upstairs, I actually want to fuck a partner on a different floor to me.
I still need to perfect my flying laser cock and this would be a good test before I commence flying it up and down the country fucking my friends list (not including the boys on it, sorry).
You could always strap it to the leg of a homing pigeon.... there would even be room to send a nice little 'thank you' note. "
Erm erm yes if if the pigeon was a fucking dinosaur pigeon!!! or something, with massive huge girthy pigeon legs!!!!!!
Yeah! |
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"I want to do it in my bed while my partner is downstairs.
No this isn't a joke about fucking someone else upstairs, I actually want to fuck a partner on a different floor to me.
I still need to perfect my flying laser cock and this would be a good test before I commence flying it up and down the country fucking my friends list (not including the boys on it, sorry).
You could always strap it to the leg of a homing pigeon.... there would even be room to send a nice little 'thank you' note.
Erm erm yes if if the pigeon was a fucking dinosaur pigeon!!! or something, with massive huge girthy pigeon legs!!!!!!
Yeah!"
Have you really thought that through?
Little scrawny pigeon legs would make your cock look bigger! |
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"Erm erm yes if if the pigeon was a fucking dinosaur pigeon!!! or something, with massive huge girthy pigeon legs!!!!!!
Yeah!
Have you really thought that through?
Little scrawny pigeon legs would make your cock look bigger!"
The lady doth have a point!
Ahem... scratch my last post. |
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By *essesCouple
over a year ago
nottingham |
"I like the idea of trying a swing, but the one in our local club is right next to the door as you walk in so I wouldn't like to be that exposed.
pop to Libs they've got two and it is great fun. Xx
Mmmm, might just do that.
All I need now is a lady to try it with
don't go to b and q, buy the one off eBay that looks like a smoke detector (to visiting relatives and vanilla friends) I'll even offer for matt to come round and help install, on condition I get first go x
*cough cough* noted x
Just off to B&Q for some ceiling hooks and a drill! "
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