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This is no longer a sex site

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women for various reasons! Biggest one is men bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex soldier hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take no for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of themselves and shoot down everyone, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for. The 6 pack muscles and hair product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like mo farah?! He could fuck like a rabbit for hours and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lol

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who fucked a chicken?!?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So fat people have to drop their standards and go with people they arent attracted to cause they are fat and on a sex site?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This was a sex site?

I always arrive late!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait....you fucked a chicken?!

Finger lickin good huh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wait....you fucked a chicken?!

Finger lickin good huh?

I fucked a pheasant...it ran out I front of the van when I was doing 50....or was it a peasant...guess I should have stopped and checked

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By *ust pleasureCouple over a year ago

wellingborough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shit got the feelin i was on wrong site cant believe im on a sex site

Iwas only here for forums i swear

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

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typing error

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chips with the chicken or ribs

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

We've enjoyed it so far. Suppose we'd better leave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site"

Exactly this

Oh and yesterday was rant day...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's like Colonel Sanders here

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"We've enjoyed it so far. Suppose we'd better leave

Nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So is this just another 'why doesn't anybody reply to me' rant just glossed up with waffle?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK??

No he is scared for life

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"We've enjoyed it so far. Suppose we'd better leave

Nooooooooooo

OK, we'll stay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

Colonel Saunders fucked quite a few.

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By *MaleMan over a year ago

"This is simply a place where insults are traded between men and women for various reasons! Biggest one is men bieng ignored! Me for one as a ex soldier hates ignorance its a shit thing to do! However some blokes can't take no for a answer! Another one is people having a very high opinion of themselves and shoot down everyone, so here's my take how many guys have come out with I've been with a fat chick and she was the best fuck ever rather than the proclaimed good looking chicken I fucked last week puzzling not really! Think women could learn something well the ones who go for. The 6 pack muscles and hair product! Never discount the skinny guy who looks like mo farah?! He could fuck like a rabbit for hours and leave feeling like you have been ruined by the spartan 300! You need to take chance on some ppl "

^^^ could be a sign of issues ^^^

ranting in forums is another things it's become I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting and very brave comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't I have sex *and* trade insults? Because those are two of my favourite things.

I'm still unclear where chickens come into it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm confused.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ?

I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

Colonel Saunders fucked quite a few."

Is that why they are so crispy and succulent

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

All this talk of chickens and rabbits has got me thinking about popping out to the local farmers shop to get some items for a warming winter casserole

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

I have.....

........ Put it in the oven, popped to the pub for a quick pint, forgot about the chicken and returned home 4 hours later to find it black and as hard as a cannonball #wellandtruelyfucked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hes probably right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK??

No he is scared for life

Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm fat and I was told that I was the best shag he has ever had....shit I must be doing something wrong

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

"So is this just another 'why doesn't anybody reply to me' rant just glossed up with waffle? "

Yes, and the waffle is chicken flavoured.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK??

No he is scared for life

Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though"

He is a handsome fucker is Colin

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

its a swinger site..some use it as a sex site, but not all are interested in fuck and go..change your perception of it, you might have a nice time here x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it"

Its a dildo made by acme...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All this talk of chickens and rabbits has got me thinking about popping out to the local farmers shop to get some items for a warming winter casserole "

I like your thinking sir, might have to get the 12 gauge out and do a little hunting.

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By *hocoholicWoman over a year ago

The big D

Damn, looks like someone is been crushed by the the chip on his shoulder. Cheer up, it's Fridayyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK??

No he is scared for life

Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though

He is a handsome fucker is Colin

He's been through some traumatic times though hasn't he?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finger licking good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was ruined by the spartan 300 once. That was a great day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think that the fact that you thought this was a sex site is your problem. Your expectation is probably way off the mark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"! You need to take chance on some ppl "

Nobody needs to take a chance on anybody.we are in this for our own sexual satisfaction,not to give chances to others

I hate it when guys say give me a chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I admit I'm sleepy but even taking the chicken thing as a typo it doesn't make much sense.

So. Do you like fatties or not? That Mo Farah does. He's alright by me.

I'm off to the farm shop too. I need duck eggs, a fresh bloomer and some crumbly Lancs cheese.

Chin up OP.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have proof that a chicken can get fucked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the chicken was just his stock phrase....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All this talk of chickens and rabbits has got me thinking about popping out to the local farmers shop to get some items for a warming winter casserole "

no one mentioned rabbits mate you got a confession too? haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does everyone pick on fat birds? (chickens not included)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ignore the chicken even though some ppl are fucked up enough to do something like that! Worrying! It's not a rant just a objective view I'm not expecting people to agree with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK??

No he is scared for life

Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though

He is a handsome fucker is Colin

There he is!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

Who's violated Colin?? Cheeky is he OK??

No he is scared for life

Poor Colin. At least OP described him as good looking though

He is a handsome fucker is Colin

He's been through some traumatic times though hasn't he?

Yeah being dropped down the toilet was one

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

You're a day late!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ignore the chicken even though some ppl are fucked up enough to do something like that! Worrying! It's not a rant just a objective view I'm not expecting people to agree with it "

It most definitely is a rant. And is most definitely not objectve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm fat and I was told that I was the best shag he has ever had....shit I must be doing something wrong

Wondering where my chicken was hiding

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Wait....you fucked a chicken?!

Finger lickin good huh?

I fucked a pheasant...it ran out I front of the van when I was doing 50....or was it a peasant...guess I should have stopped and checked"

thats fucked it not going to KFC again

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

"Ignore the chicken even though some ppl are fucked up enough to do something like that! Worrying! It's not a rant just a objective view I'm not expecting people to agree with it "

Well, it seemed like a rant to me...

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By *edylogosMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Well done is there was a clap emoji I'd be using it now so you'll have to settle for a solid thumbs up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ignore the chicken even though some ppl are fucked up enough to do something like that! Worrying! It's not a rant just a objective view I'm not expecting people to agree with it "
thats good then. I hate to see dissappointment

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex

The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on

It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about.

Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ignore the chicken even though some ppl are fucked up enough to do something like that! Worrying! It's not a rant just a objective view I'm not expecting people to agree with it "

Are you sure it wasn't a rant? If it looks like a rant and quacks like a rant...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So we've got to go for a chicken that can do the mobot?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

OP, lighten up. You've only ever done three forum posts, and all three slate everybody on the site.

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

AKA Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site"

well said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

AKA Fight Club"

I think he might like it down there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol"

What he said

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it"

Think Gérard Butler in not much more than a loin cloth x 300...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have proof that a chicken can get fucked

What's your proof

Lay it on the table and spill the beans

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I didn't even know there was a politics forum on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

The politics forum isn't scary!

I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex

The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on

It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about.

Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them

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thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

The politics forum isn't scary!

I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly

No it isn't!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

The politics forum isn't scary!

I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly

No it isn't!"

It bloody well is !

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

The politics forum isn't scary!

I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

The politics forum isn't scary!

I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly

A bit like the House of Commons then

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex

The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on

It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about.

Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them

thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry) "

I once shagged a girl and the reward I got for my effort was paltry compared to the effort I'd put in

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"I'm fat and I was told that I was the best shag he has ever had....shit I must be doing something wrong

Just to put forumites minds at rest we'd like to put ourselves forward to check if either statement is true. To render the test accurate it will obviously have to be performed naked for a full investigation which may take several hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So is this just another 'why doesn't anybody reply to me' rant just glossed up with waffle? "

Hey don't be so cynical! Everyone has the right to air their views

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"We've enjoyed it so far. Suppose we'd better leave

Nooooooooooo

OK, we'll stay

Yeah

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm fat and I was told that I was the best shag he has ever had....shit I must be doing something wrong

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex

The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on

It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about.

Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them

thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry) "

Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead?

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

The politics forum isn't scary!

I just the same group of about 20 people arguing over the same things repeatedly

A bit like the House of Commons then

Yes, same mentality , except there's 650 in there being paid to do it. Forum there is less people speaking and even less people listening

(Excluding me , obvs)

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

AKA Fight Club"

Shhhhshh 1st rule of politics forum... not supposed to mention it

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site"

This

There's a big difference between swinging and sex. Sex is merely and aspect of it

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex

The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on

It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about.

Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them

thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry)

Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead? "

i dont fuck live ones either (just for the record

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What he's basically saying is that he hasn't got laid on fab and thinks women should fuck him regardless of looks and whether they fancy him or not on the off chance that he's good at sex

The bit he's forgot is that regardless of sexual performance a woman has to have that initial attraction/spark for the sex to follow on

It's very patronising though as women don't always go for 6 packs and hair products as you'll see when your out and about.

Two of my mates gf's are gorgeous and that was through there's soh and how well they treat them

thats why i said he should change perception, from a sex site to a swing site..im not obliged to shag anything that moves (or dead poultry)

Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead?

i dont fuck live ones either (just for the record

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead? "

Think it has to be dead to maintain forum rules...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead?

Think it has to be dead to maintain forum rules...

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead?

Think it has to be dead to maintain forum rules...

Beastiality Necrophilia Forum... Sounds like a wizarding spell

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it"

You wouldn't have been, though; they were all gay:

Spartan army was composed of homosexual couples; on the basis to ensure that they fought more fiercely for each other.

There are a few here who might enjoy it....

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By *LUKCouple over a year ago

Loughborough

I'm still waiting on clarification about the spelling mistake.

Did you mean to type "chick I fucked" or "chicken I plucked"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex site or swinging site are we just dealing with semantics?

Most people are on FAB for recreational sex (note the most comment)and some are just here because they enjoy the discussions and general banter.

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it

You wouldn't have been, though; they were all gay:

Spartan army was composed of homosexual couples; on the basis to ensure that they fought more fiercely for each other.

There are a few here who might enjoy it....

Were these actual fights, or just extreme bitchiness??

(Sorry in advance for non-PC content)

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By *loppsyWoman over a year ago

marlow

"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site"

Exactly !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex site or swinging site are we just dealing with semantics?

I think it speaks volumes about mindset and expectation. The OP is far from the first and certainly won't be the last to sign up thinking it's sex site and then post angry rants that their expectation of the site being full of woman that will shag anyone hasn't been met

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK we will call it Friends are Us site .

Or Get your leg over if lucky site .. OR Take you pick and cross your finger site you may get lucky .

or LUCKY Dip .

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By *ightfall79Man over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

made me giggle thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate people who think that my vagina should be equal opportunities.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noted that the OP hasn't even commented or backed up any or the posts or arguments posted here....So I'm guessing it's just merely a rant as you've not got what you wanted?!

But Hunni, we ain't fat, we are curves with attitude!!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Gosh, this gained traction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gosh, this gained traction"

It was that damn treadmill!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol. This is the funniest thread I've seen, since the last thread by a guy ranting about no one wanting to fuck him. Look forward to the next one, I'm sure it won't be long!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol. This is the funniest thread I've seen, since the last thread by a guy ranting about no one wanting to fuck him. Look forward to the next one, I'm sure it won't be long!"

Give it 5 minutes.....

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Gosh, this gained traction

It was that damn treadmill!"

Honestly... who gives?

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Gosh, this gained traction"

Poor OP posted, went for a cup of tea, it will hit 175 before he can get back and reply.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ?

I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle

What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex site or swinging site are we just dealing with semantics?

Most people are on FAB for recreational sex (note the most comment)and some are just here because they enjoy the discussions and general banter.

To be honest, I use it as a sex site. I'm not a swinger, I use it to connect with men I subsequently have sex with. I'm not really sure why calling it a swinging site elevates it into something that people feel is "better", but if it matters to them I'll leave them to it

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Gosh, this gained traction

Poor OP posted, went for a cup of tea, it will hit 175 before he can get back and reply."

Could do, the rate it's going.

Wonder if it will make any sense to him?

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Gosh, this gained traction

Poor OP posted, went for a cup of tea, it will hit 175 before he can get back and reply.

Could do, the rate it's going.

Wonder if it will make any sense to him?

Will his own OP make any sense to him?

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By *adyDangerWoman over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Lol. This is the funniest thread I've seen, since the last thread by a guy ranting about no one wanting to fuck him. Look forward to the next one, I'm sure it won't be long!

Give it 5 minutes.....

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By *nfamyMan over a year ago

Goole

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

There's a politics' forum?????

Who knew??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gosh, this gained traction

Poor OP posted, went for a cup of tea, it will hit 175 before he can get back and reply.

Could do, the rate it's going.

Wonder if it will make any sense to him?

I hope not!

We do try....

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

There's a politics' forum?????

Who knew??

Well now you do, and it's not for the faint-hearted. Or even the thinking, come to think if it

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By *ureTemptationWoman over a year ago

Off the grid

"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ?

I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle

What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context?"

No medals. So nah, wouldn't fuck him.

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By *ureTemptationWoman over a year ago

Off the grid

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do

There's a politics' forum?????

Who knew??

I honestly thought it was a forum joke for ages. Turns out it exists!

Now, about that platinum membership...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who fucked a chicken?!?

I like to give my chicken a good stuffin from time to time.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site...

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Never mind the chicken what about mo farrah?? Didn't know he was on here too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chips with the chicken or ribs

They're not ribs, they're abs I tell ya!!!

OP, I understand what you're saying about being ignored. If you said hello to someone in the street/pub and they just blanked you, it would be very rude. I can't stand poor manners personally, it's totally unnecessary. What you're failing to understand here is the volume of messages that the ladies and couples receive... if they took the time to answer them all, they'd never have any sex because they'd be too busy here!

If you don't get a response, you're not what they are looking for, so just move on.

Rants on here just make you appear desperate and that's never been an attractive quality for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site... "

Tomaytoes tomahtoes

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ?

I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle

"
You should get brownie points for that forget the scouts..

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site...

Tomaytoes tomahtoes

Tomatoes and Chicken, are you mad?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"All this talk of chickens and rabbits has got me thinking about popping out to the local farmers shop to get some items for a warming winter casserole "
I love casseroles and yes its a perfect time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ?

I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle

What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context?

No medals. So nah, wouldn't fuck him.

I have medals

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Why did I get out of breath reading that ?

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By *rimo4uMan over a year ago

north kensington w10

Wait..so who fucked a turkey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anger management required.....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we have confirmation that the chicken was dead?

Think it has to be dead to maintain forum rules...

Sounds like a Monty Python sketch somewhere in there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread made my day

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By *ureTemptationWoman over a year ago

Off the grid

"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ?

I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle

What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context?

No medals. So nah, wouldn't fuck him.

I have medals

Chocolate? Cos my teeth get hurt on those shiny metal ones.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This thread made my day

It made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trouble is when you blatantly spell out in capitals at the top of your profile that you don't meet certain people, as in our case straight single males, and they still message and it even says if you message them i'll delete your message. What more ypu do

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ?

I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle

You should get brownie points for that forget the scouts..

Go to the fire brigade, you could polish their helmets ....

fnah fnah....

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By *uriousc88Woman over a year ago

Reading

If someone ignores my carefully written profile and messages me even though they don't match what I'm looking for, they're just as ignorant and rude as I am when I delete their message and block them....

Responding with "Read the fucking profile, dickhead." Would be just as rude... And far too much effort

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ?

I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle

What is it with ex soldiers, mentioning they were ex soldiers when totally out of context?"

Because that means their more entitled to a shag than the rest of mere mortal men?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ran through with 300 Spartan spears . Would be a glorious way to die.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"So fat people have to drop their standards and go with people they arent attracted to cause they are fat and on a sex site?"

You missed that memo too huh!

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

"Ran through with 300 Spartan spears . Would be a glorious way to die. "

is that a euphemism?

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ran through with 300 Spartan spears . Would be a glorious way to die. "

A poster above says all those Spartans were gay couples. I'm not sure about being 'run through' with 300 'Spartan Spears'

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Sex site or swinging site are we just dealing with semantics?

Most people are on FAB for recreational sex (note the most comment)and some are just here because they enjoy the discussions and general banter.

However some are here to make a sheckle or two! For example the site members who once they get a KIK address advise its £80 for 45 minutes with the lady and £120 if the gentleman was to participate. Its just the way of the world!!"
most are on here for 'connection' however, that transposes itself in interaction..that doesn't come with the entitlement of sex, that's a mutually considered agreement..the swing world if you were familiar with it is equally about the social interactions with people..so no, its not semantics imo..

im not saying some dont use this as a sex site...but its a swinging site, not ill-shag-anything.com

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guess it depends what mood the Spartans are in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any possibility that we can leave the thread at around 170 posts so the OP can come back and respond. It'll be entertaining carnage.

Pretty please with sugar on top n everything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And i dont know what the spartan 300 is but i dont think id like to feel ive been fucked by it"

The Spartans perfected the phalanx - a disciplined group of men pushing against an enemy in armoured formation. The phalanx that could push harder usually won the battle.

Spartan youths in training would go through the othismos [scrum-like push in battle] drill.

They might go against another group of youths in training. Or select a tree and attempt to push it down.

This Spartans would quite literally call this 'Tree fucking'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldnt want to take a chance on someone coz they might be a good fuck if i didnt fancy em

Spartan 300 sounds intetesting though. Id like to give them a go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spartans took male lovers in the miltary.But still had wives for procreation purposes. Practical fellas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldnt want to take a chance on someone coz they might be a good fuck if i didnt fancy em

Spartan 300 sounds intetesting though. Id like to give them a go. "

A tad sore after 300

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any possibility that we can leave the thread at around 170 posts so the OP can come back and respond. It'll be entertaining carnage.

Pretty please with sugar on top n everything.

He did come back, to say ignore the chickens and it wasn't a rant...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldnt want to take a chance on someone coz they might be a good fuck if i didnt fancy em

Spartan 300 sounds intetesting though. Id like to give them a go.

A tad sore after 300

I'll have an ice pack at the ready for afters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any possibility that we can leave the thread at around 170 posts so the OP can come back and respond. It'll be entertaining carnage.

Pretty please with sugar on top n everything.

He did come back, to say ignore the chickens and it wasn't a rant..."

Nothing of significance then

Boooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just put a chicken in the oven. Going to make a casserole with half of it. The other half is going to be for a blackbean stir fry tomorrow.

xxx

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I didn't even know there was a politics forum on here

Remember that scene in Lion King when Mufasa and Simba are taking a butchers at their kingdom...

'everything the light touches...'

You must never go there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the skipping scene from "Meet the Spartans"......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it still Thursday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love the skipping scene from "Meet the Spartans"......

I prefer the dance battle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't even know there was a politics forum on here

Remember that scene in Lion King when Mufasa and Simba are taking a butchers at their kingdom...

'everything the light touches...'

You must never go there! "

I got my first forum block because of the politics section. Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spartans took male lovers in the miltary.But still had wives for procreation purposes. Practical fellas. "

They sound fab straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love the skipping scene from "Meet the Spartans"......

I prefer the dance battle

haha yeah

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Spartans took male lovers in the miltary.But still had wives for procreation purposes. Practical fellas.

They sound fab straight

The OP says he's ex-military. Has this random thread accidentally stumbled on the root cause of the anguish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should ex soldiers have exclusive rights ?

I was in the scouts and won a badge for polishing my woggle

Award for best reply!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And as the sun goes down on another rant...I ask the question of the day.

Who fancies a fuck?

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site...

Tomaytoes tomahtoes

Tomatoes and Chicken, are you mad?"

Chicken Marengo; lovely....

Or Pollo al Pomadoro

Nice with tagliatelle

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"And as the sun goes down on another rant...I ask the question of the day.

Who fancies a fuck?

Yayy *waves*

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site...

Tomaytoes tomahtoes

Tomatoes and Chicken, are you mad?

Chicken Marengo; lovely....

Or Pollo al Pomadoro

Nice with tagliatelle "

Must be made up, I've never seen none of that stuff in KFC.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm hungry can someone bring me chicken please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hungry can someone bring me chicken please

Can you wait till 4pm?

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

"But it never was sex site.. its always was swinging site...

Tomaytoes tomahtoes

Tomatoes and Chicken, are you mad?

Chicken Marengo; lovely....

Or Pollo al Pomadoro

Nice with tagliatelle

Must be made up, I've never seen none of that stuff in KFC."

I haven't seen Mo Farah in KFC either, come to think of it.

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By *Herts GentMan over a year ago

NH area

For some reason, I feel hungry now.....is it lunch time now?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"I'm hungry can someone bring me chicken please

No chicken but just got a dick for Sunday dinner

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm hungry can someone bring me chicken please

Would you like anything with that, Madam?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its never been a sex site, its a swinging site"
used to be a swinging site...now it's a sex site or a dating site or a friendship site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over time my opinions may have changed, ......but not the fact that I'm always right.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Agree or disagree, I think some of the replies to this post highlight the direction of this site.

It would be far better to educate and not belittle or have the forums turned in Comedy Central?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Don't go into the politics forum whatever you do "

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I think this one gets my vote for "Thread of the year"

(Although, to be fair to the OP, due to his lack of punctuation, he was generally misunderstood. He wasn't actually saying much of that himself, he was quoting generic rant threads. Nor can "give short skinny guys a chance" be taken as a rant when he himself is tall and fit.

Still, Pollo a la Puttanesca tonight now

Mr ddc

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