"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day 
A glass of chianti to hand too 
Do you want a penis in the other hand ? "
I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands
And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either   |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands
And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either "
Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ? |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands
And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either
Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ? "
You'd better ask Redhead |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Enjoy xx
Have you got lots of bubbles? 
Not too many or I'd lose my duck
Mr Matey? 
Miss Matey 
I had to borrow my daughter's, and now smell of strawberries "
My boys use almost half a bottle per bath... 
Silly boys |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ? "
hahaha this made me giggle |
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"I think I made mine too hot, I look like a boiled pig now 
Tried to think of a way to turn that comment into an innuendo or a flirt...I got nothing.
Erm, fancy a shag? "
If you fan me till I cool down first |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
hahaha this made me giggle
You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen  "
Hahahahahaha I bloody love you Joe |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
hahaha this made me giggle
You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen
Hahahahahaha I bloody love you Joe "
Btw he is absolutely right ^_^
I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath  |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
hahaha this made me giggle
You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen
Hahahahahaha I bloody love you Joe
Btw he is absolutely right ^_^
I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath "
Shut up and suck my cock |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
hahaha this made me giggle
You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen "
All I can think of now is a Ballpeen hammer  |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
hahaha this made me giggle
You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen
Hahahahahaha I bloody love you Joe
Btw he is absolutely right ^_^
I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath
Shut up and suck my cock "
Sod off
* saying that with my best british accent* |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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"I think I made mine too hot, I look like a boiled pig now
Tried to think of a way to turn that comment into an innuendo or a flirt...I got nothing.
Erm, fancy a shag?
If you fan me till I cool down first "
Sounds like a fair deal! |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
hahaha this made me giggle
You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen
All I can think of now is a Ballpeen hammer "
It quite looks the same tbh |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
hahaha this made me giggle
You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen "
and i would still be giggling now if i saw yours |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
hahaha this made me giggle
You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen
and i would still be giggling now if i saw yours "
Hahaha boom |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands
And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either
Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ? "
I'll hold it |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands
And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either
Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ?
I'll hold it "
Will you wank it as well ? |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
I've a phone in one, and my wine in the other, ergo no more hands
And I wouldnt want one anywhere else either
Haha do you know anywhere else I can put it ?
I'll hold it
Will you wank it as well ? "
If you ask nicely I'll even give it a little kiss |
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"Of sinking into a steaming hot bath after a long day
A glass of chianti to hand too
Do you want a penis in the other hand ?
hahaha this made me giggle
You'd giggle too if you'd seen his peen
All I can think of now is a Ballpeen hammer
It quite looks the same tbh "
A long handle with a funny shaped head ? |
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