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over a year ago
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I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....
and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's clear you're just covering up your own fear of the reality, Pauly -- that you're making love and that you have feelings for the lady. Don't hide behind your humour. Express your feelings. Confess your love.  |
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"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....
and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.
sheesh"
Be more polite to your Gran. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....
and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.
sheesh"
But "smash your back doors in" is ok...isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....
and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.
sheesh"
Have you changed your name to Sheesh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....
and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.
sheesh
Have you changed your name to Sheesh? "
Yes! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....
and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.
sheesh
But "smash your back doors in" is ok...isn't it?"
It's when they refer to waving a pencil in the Albert Hall that a girl gets worried. Just me?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's clear you're just covering up your own fear of the reality, Pauly -- that you're making love and that you have feelings for the lady. Don't hide behind your humour. Express your feelings. Confess your love. "
I don't cope well with reality; so question is "going all Mitch Mitchell on your baps" okay? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....
and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.
sheesh
Have you changed your name to Sheesh?
Yes!"
Someone has to make a (shish) kebab reference here, surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the term "rampaging through your foof" is perfectly acceptable, as is, "hedgehopping through your lady garden" and "Playing knock down Brian on your winky hole".....
and yet, I kid you not, apparently this is offensive.
sheesh
But "smash your back doors in" is ok...isn't it?
It's when they refer to waving a pencil in the Albert Hall that a girl gets worried. Just me? "
I'm more of a realist and use "rattle my pea in your whistle" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's clear you're just covering up your own fear of the reality, Pauly -- that you're making love and that you have feelings for the lady. Don't hide behind your humour. Express your feelings. Confess your love.
I don't cope well with reality; so question is "going all Mitch Mitchell on your baps" okay?"
Nope. I'm not cool with that either.
Although that has reminded me that I was once asked if one day I'd write a close friend's biography -- he wanted it called "Waps and Flaps -- the China Years"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I think I need to work out just what it is the women on here want...... I can't do or say the right thing and after all that I am all out of the mance that is Ro....
....still going to make her bark like a wookie on a TGV though... |
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"I think I need to work out just what it is the women on here want...... I can't do or say the right thing and after all that I am all out of the mance that is Ro....
....still going to make her bark like a wookie on a TGV though..."
I forecast a headache coming on...  |
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