Its open,a friend has been,the jacuzzi was a whirl pool bath,in the same room as the toilet! 
They also have a no single men unless brought by a couple policy.Single men can only join if vouched for by a couple.
She wont be going back and we wont be going once. |
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By *waymanMan
over a year ago
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"and the enterance to the club is through the bar of the pub "
I know every pub in Cram and I can't think of one where this would be an attractive proposition.
Now if someone proposed to re-open the Flying Stool (aka The Travellers) as a swingers club that might be an even worse idea, but really, Cramlington? |
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By *waymanMan
over a year ago
newcastle |
"dont even know where cramlington is "
It's a non-statutory new town adjacent to the ECML and the A1 whose most prominent feature is soon to be a terraformed statue of a naked woman visible from the Newcastle Airport flightpath (I kid you not...)
Ross Noble liked it so much he emigrated to Australia. |
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"Its open,a friend has been,the jacuzzi was a whirl pool bath,in the same room as the toilet!
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Actually they have cheated here, the whirlpool bath has been built over a small hole in the fabric of reality that leaches into the Plasticine Era. It's a cheap way to make a whirlpool but it's inevitable someone's going to get sucked off at some point, into the Plasticine Epoch I mean.
Imagine the shock, one minute your having a nice buubbly bath with a pretty lady stroking your cock under the water, the next minute your sat on a Yukka with a family of rat like rodents about to demonstrate their dismay at your sudden appearance in their nest.
Take heed and be careful out there people.  |
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By *waymanMan
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"Its open,a friend has been,the jacuzzi was a whirl pool bath,in the same room as the toilet!
Actually they have cheated here, the whirlpool bath has been built over a small hole in the fabric of reality that leaches into the Plasticine Era. It's a cheap way to make a whirlpool but it's inevitable someone's going to get sucked off at some point, into the Plasticine Epoch I mean.
Imagine the shock, one minute your having a nice buubbly bath with a pretty lady stroking your cock under the water, the next minute your sat on a Yukka with a family of rat like rodents about to demonstrate their dismay at your sudden appearance in their nest.
Take heed and be careful out there people. "
It may well be connected to the Lamb Pit, a local coal mine which may be a concealed gateway to hell. There are houses in Cram that have gas monitors to make sure the residents don't get poisoned by the gases from several local pits... |
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"Its open,a friend has been,the jacuzzi was a whirl pool bath,in the same room as the toilet!
Actually they have cheated here, the whirlpool bath has been built over a small hole in the fabric of reality that leaches into the Plasticine Era. It's a cheap way to make a whirlpool but it's inevitable someone's going to get sucked off at some point, into the Plasticine Epoch I mean.
Imagine the shock, one minute your having a nice buubbly bath with a pretty lady stroking your cock under the water, the next minute your sat on a Yukka with a family of rat like rodents about to demonstrate their dismay at your sudden appearance in their nest.
Take heed and be careful out there people.
It may well be connected to the Lamb Pit, a local coal mine which may be a concealed gateway to hell. There are houses in Cram that have gas monitors to make sure the residents don't get poisoned by the gases from several local pits..."
So if you think someones done an eggy-fart take heed!! It could be the very fires and brimstone of Hell about to consume you!!! |
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