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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

Your downpipe is not getting near my back box anytime soon.

MrsSB

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd fill you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I put some lubricant in your engine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a wankle engine

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Let me tighten your nuts

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

You need a good blowout

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

Get your hand on my gear stick

Mr SB

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

It might be a tight fit but I'm sure I can squeeze one more in the back

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Nice headlamps, let me have a look under the bonnet....ah, your big end needs attention.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

No ride for you while up on blocks

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Can I dip my stick it's getting wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In need of a full service

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Does that top come off in the summer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jump in, let's burn rubber

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I need a change of flange...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Motorist to hgv driver"tyre down"hgv driver"no she's willing"

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

My push rod seem to be bent a camshaft

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"In need of a full service

I'm your Michelin man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I park my Porsche in your garage

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

Where are you putting that camshaft?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need your big end sorting out

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Sorry love I'm going to need to strip it right down and have a good look at what's underneath

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

She was only cheap but she's a good goer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

get behind and give it a good push

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move that spare tyre.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The chassis looks to be in good condition

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Once you put your foot down she goes like the clappers

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

We need to check the flow of those injectors

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It only comes out once a year and then needs to be hand started...

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

I may be a vintage model, but my engine purrs like a pussy with a bowl of cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A little squirt of lube goes a long way

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

What does flicking this do?

"It goes in easier if you don't grip it so hard" I actually said this to a lady trying to drive my series 3 Landy

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

I thought that the spirit of ecstasy on the bonnet was a good night out dogging....,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goes like the clappers and hard to stop but he'll it's one hell of a ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk dirty to me..."

reply - "mmm Perkins diesel engines!"

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By *r Stagger LeeMan over a year ago

torquay

let roleplay the basic principles of a combustion engine. it is all about suck bang and blow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much junk can u get in your trunk

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By *orks funMan over a year ago

Sheffield

nowt but trouble

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

I love my old model is a hell of a ride

MrsSB

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By *r Stagger LeeMan over a year ago

torquay

I am going to take you for a dirty weekend, lets go greenlaning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow that was a hairy ride.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

She's only small but she goes like the clappers....

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

...fits five people comfortably...

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

I love a fast ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These puns are exhausting...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Your lower flange needs lubing so the giggle stick will go in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I see you mot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I see you mot"
*your

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

...needs regular servicing...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"...needs regular servicing..."

Fluids changed st every service

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

The rear cylinder may need a rebore

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

[Removed by poster at 22/11/16 17:39:48]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dirtier than my car

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

I can plug it but it may run a bit funny after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where do I put the dipstick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your headlights need a little adjusting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buckle up its going to be one hell of a ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give her everything you got

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

If the 'box doesn't behave, use the paddles...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'll need a new backbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice clutch control

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do u want your tank filling up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice bodywork

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

Nice rear-ended

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's gunna be a bumpy ride!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh i do like how you dangle your furry dice

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By *nlyme1978Man over a year ago

Somewhere Near You

Want some junk in your trunk.x

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

Land Rover owners like it rough and dirty...

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By *pacecoastersCouple over a year ago

Cocoa Beach

"To check for proper lubricant level, place your index finger in as far as the first knuckle".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish u wouldn't leave footprints on the roof there so hard to clean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She may be old temperamental and rough round the edges but I wouldn't trade her in for one of those new foreign jobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When cranking by hand beware of hurting your wrist

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By *ettyboop61Woman over a year ago

St Neots

Have you go overdrive? ?

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

You should see her back end sliding round a corner

You need to hold it steady at right angle, when it's time to go release nice and smoothly or you can go all over the place

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"You should see her back end sliding round a corner

You need to hold it steady at right angle, when it's time to go release nice and smoothly or you can go all over the place

Car innuendo

Honey gave me the ride of my life.

The was she slid it in was something else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I've blown a gaskit

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

"You should see her back end sliding round a corner

You need to hold it steady at right angle, when it's time to go release nice and smoothly or you can go all over the place

Car innuendo

Honey gave me the ride of my life.

The was she slid it in was something else.

You minx you! I nearly choked on a satsuma reading this

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"You should see her back end sliding round a corner

You need to hold it steady at right angle, when it's time to go release nice and smoothly or you can go all over the place

Car innuendo

Honey gave me the ride of my life.

The way she slid it in was something else.

You minx you! I nearly choked on a satsuma reading this

Oh you loved your ride on the back seat

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think your tits are wheely nice

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

"You should see her back end sliding round a corner

You need to hold it steady at right angle, when it's time to go release nice and smoothly or you can go all over the place

Car innuendo

Honey gave me the ride of my life.

The way she slid it in was something else.

You minx you! I nearly choked on a satsuma reading this

Oh you loved your ride on the back seat

Suprisingly comfortable ride with three involved

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"You should see her back end sliding round a corner

You need to hold it steady at right angle, when it's time to go release nice and smoothly or you can go all over the place

Car innuendo

Honey gave me the ride of my life.

The way she slid it in was something else.

You minx you! I nearly choked on a satsuma reading this

Oh you loved your ride on the back seat

Suprisingly comfortable ride with three involved

Felt like it went on forever

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

"You should see her back end sliding round a corner

You need to hold it steady at right angle, when it's time to go release nice and smoothly or you can go all over the place

Car innuendo

Honey gave me the ride of my life.

The way she slid it in was something else.

You minx you! I nearly choked on a satsuma reading this

Oh you loved your ride on the back seat

Suprisingly comfortable ride with three involved

Felt like it went on forever

Well it did feel like the wrong direction at first, but once you got up to speed you got me there in the end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just edge it in slowly it's a tight space

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

I've got inches to spare either side...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"You should see her back end sliding round a corner

You need to hold it steady at right angle, when it's time to go release nice and smoothly or you can go all over the place

Car innuendo

Honey gave me the ride of my life.

The way she slid it in was something else.

You minx you! I nearly choked on a satsuma reading this

Oh you loved your ride on the back seat

Suprisingly comfortable ride with three involved

Felt like it went on forever

Well it did feel like the wrong direction at first, but once you got up to speed you got me there in the end

Slow starter but once she knows what she is doing there is no stopping until the destination is reached

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can i drain your dipstick.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS over a year ago

Lowestoft

" Your downpipe is not getting near my back box anytime soon.

MrsSB

May I come inuendo...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait till you see my two 15 inchers

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A lot of fuss over an Italian suppository

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By *ulie and PaulCouple over a year ago

stockportish

Greasy slicked down body, groovy leather trim

I like the way you hold the road, mama, it ain't no sin

Talkin' 'bout love [X3]

Trouble-free transmission, helps your oil's flow

Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me do it all

Talkin' 'bout love [X3]

Dig that heavy metal underneath your hood

Baby, I could work all night, believe I've got the perfect tools

Talkin' 'bout love [X3]

A model built for comfort, really built with style

Specialist tradition, mama, let me feast my eyes

Talkin' 'bout love [X3]

Factory air-conditioned, heat begins to rise

Guaranteed to run for hours, mama it's a perfect size

Talkin' 'bout love [X3]

Groovin' on the freeway, gauge is on the red

Gun down on my gasoline, I believe I'm gonna crack a head.

Talkin' 'bout love [X3]

I can't stop talkin' about...

Come to me for service every hundred miles

Baby, let me check your points, fix your overdrive

Talkin' 'bout love [X3]

Fully automatic, comes in any size

Makes me wonder what I did, before we synchronized

Talkin' 'bout love [X3]

Feather-light suspension, Koni's couldn't hold

I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors

Talkin' 'bout love [X3]

Oh, I can't stop talkin' about love.

A song that always makes us smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knot to 60! In 3 seconds

Quick! Jump in MA lane

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