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The Super Consolidated Look At Me thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm never quite sure why 'look at me' type threads are flamed down in the forums, after all isn't that why we're all here really - to be noticed?
Anyways, let's use this thread to let people know exactly why they should 'look at you'!
Keep it fun and nice please peeps! 
So go check my profile out and look in my gallery at my tanned little knees!
Why should we go look at you?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think they'd be fine if they were posted in a different way, like an obvious "I'm looking for X, if you feel you are that, take a look at my profile and if you like what you see, drop me a message." - it's the bullshit that annoys me, "can I get advice on my about me section?" etc |
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Hi.
I'm DiamondJoe. Thanks for stopping by.
You might remember me from such hilarious capers as the Top Trumps, the 'Post Here To Be Insulted Thread' and my many, many "There was this *one* time..." posts and many other hilarious capers.
I get laid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want you to just look at my profile pic.
NOW you can kiss my ass. 
Albeit on a screen.
*i don't know why my phone loves to put now in caps at the start of a sentence, but I'm leaving it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did I mention I'm the forum bike?
Bit like a moped; fun to ride until your mates find out 
Winner  "
Jumps up and down.
Claps hands excitedly.
What do I win?
Oh god. I've never been a winner before.
Oh. I've done a little wee  |
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"Because, .....I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.
Also, you may not notice me in the "real world" as most 10 yr old are taller than me and I'm difficult to spot. "
And you enjoy a glass of champagne too 
Everyone's welcome to perv at me 
After all, I do have the biggest cock in Fabland |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eceryone should look at me because I've got pics of Marc on our profile and Marc is 
not sure why i always imagined Marc with long hair.. "
I can barely get him to leave it shaggy for me sometimes. |
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"Eceryone should look at me because I've got pics of Marc on our profile and Marc is
not sure why i always imagined Marc with long hair..
I can barely get him to leave it shaggy for me sometimes. "
I'll fab the anonymous man, as I'm sure Courtney gets far too many |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"
Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"
Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on. "
Lol, fckin lightweight
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eceryone should look at me because I've got pics of Marc on our profile and Marc is
not sure why i always imagined Marc with long hair..
I can barely get him to leave it shaggy for me sometimes.
I'll fab the anonymous man, as I'm sure Courtney gets far too many "
Yeah! These look at me threads totally work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"
Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.
Lol, fckin lightweight
S"
And no thanks to you trying to offer me up as a sacrificial lamb to the Manchester fab straight brigade! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"I have pretty pictures
And a casual threat of violence.
Call the Police violence or moan for more violence? 
S
Depends how you feel about stabbing."
I guess it would depend what with..You'll need something big though to make it worth it what with the mood i'm in at the moment
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"
Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.
Lol, fckin lightweight
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And no thanks to you trying to offer me up as a sacrificial lamb to the Manchester fab straight brigade! "
Who me? Never, don't know what you mean
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ummm, I'm adorable and have a nice hat.
I'll see your nice hat, and raise you a turquoise goatee as well "
Damn, that's got me beat. Look at him folks. I'll slink off into the corner. |
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Why look at me... I have a chestforest including wild happy trails, moody pictures including lots in the shower and the odd one of my bum.. As in odd picture not odd bum.. People seem to like the bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People seem to mostly be interested in my tool belt. I am a walking toy display stand
Still - keeps me busy"
. I love your tool belt pic always makes me bite my lip (Kat) xx |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Look at me if you like hot, feisty fat women with gorgeous eyes and great* boobs. I'm brilliant but not for fucktards, those with cock avatars or the faint-hearted.
*That's great as in large AND as in terrific. See what I did there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People seem to mostly be interested in my tool belt. I am a walking toy display stand
Still - keeps me busy. I love your tool belt pic always makes me bite my lip (Kat) xx"
don't bite too hard or I might have to come and kiss it better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?
I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!  |
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"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?
I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff! "
Some of us only ever look in  mode ...
Anyway, I'll take your suntanned knees and raise you my suntanned .... ummm .... almost *everything* if anyone wants to look ..... |
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"Some of us only ever look in mode ...
Anyway, I'll take your suntanned knees and raise you my suntanned .... ummm .... almost *everything* if anyone wants to look ....."
*looks in mode just like everyone must have done to me* nice tan |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?
I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff! "
Your little suntanned knees are sweet. Better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?
I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff! "
I fabbed them! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Pfft! What's the point of posting a not-even-thinly-veiled 'look at me' post if my suntanned little knees remain unlooked at!?
I'm flouncing off out of the thread in a huff!
Some of us only ever look in mode ...
Anyway, I'll take your suntanned knees and raise you my suntanned .... ummm .... almost *everything* if anyone wants to look ....."
Nope not looking ever again unless in the real world
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Or take a look at me...marvel at my zebra stripes pictures...or see my impression of a bicycle rack in my bum pic...play spot the cock in one of them....and many other amusing pastimes....
..and then read my profile from start to finish any time insomnia looms
Who said I wasn't multi-functional?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look at me because I have an awesome rack (and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know!   )
Hmmmm... after much perusal of pics, I can confirm the former. I the latter needs to be established in person really "
Well you will go to the wrong social... (and live so bloody far away...!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look at me because I have an awesome rack (and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know! )
Hmmmm... after much perusal of pics, I can confirm the former. I the latter needs to be established in person really
Well you will go to the wrong social... (and live so bloody far away...!) "
Well, you will go and make plans! Leading an actual life!! What're you like?
And don't get me started on bloody geography! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look at me because I have an awesome rack (and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know! )
Hmmmm... after much perusal of pics, I can confirm the former. I the latter needs to be established in person really
Well you will go to the wrong social... (and live so bloody far away...!)
Well, you will go and make plans! Leading an actual life!! What're you like?
And don't get me started on bloody geography! "
What can I say...I'm a popular girl. Everyone wants to spend time with me and my awesome rack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look at me because I have an awesome rack (and because when you get to know me, I'm hilarious...funniest person I know! )
You do have a bloody good rack! "
Thank you! I grew it myself haha |
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"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"
Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on. "
What is this "brokedid" you speak of? round 2 or is it 12? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"
Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.
What is this "brokedid" you speak of? round 2 or is it 12? "
Brokedid can occur in the aftermath of a hurricane y'know |
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"Before Saturday, I'd have said "look at meeeee! I have many pics bereft of colour! There's a nice coat in a few! I even smile!!"
Alas, I got brokedid at the social. So, for a little while at least, walk on Fab folk. Walk on.
What is this "brokedid" you speak of? round 2 or is it 12?
Brokedid can occur in the aftermath of a hurricane y'know "
I think you must have experienced a gale dear chap. hurricane next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People should look at me because I'm that rare combination of beautiful AND obtainable. I'm doing everyone a favour just by being here, so don't be rude, LOOK AT MEEE!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People seem to mostly be interested in my tool belt. I am a walking toy display stand
Still - keeps me busy. I love your tool belt pic always makes me bite my lip (Kat) xx
don't bite too hard or I might have to come and kiss it better"
Ouch ouch I bit to hard xx |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"People should look at me because I'm that rare combination of beautiful AND obtainable. I'm doing everyone a favour just by being here, so don't be rude, LOOK AT MEEE!!
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I looked but unfortunately you fib and are not obtainable (to me) 'cos I'm not your type.
Getting views by deception, that is! Outrageous!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.
You can reach my parents at their places of business.
Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being.
Have a nice day!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.
You can reach my parents at their places of business.
Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being.
Have a nice day!
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Sociopath. |
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"Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.
You can reach my parents at their places of business.
Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being.
Have a nice day!
Sociopath. "
You say tom-ay-toe, I say tom-ar-toe
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK serious answer, we're not normally ones for being at the centre of attention.
So look at us, as we get a kick out of people enjoying our pics. And maybe you might read the profile and realise what we're dribbling on about.
And then maybe want to meet us, as we actually do meet rather than just dick about on the forums.
And if you're going to the Newcastle winter social, you might want to say hello to us. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Hmmm. According to my looked at me list I don't get an awful lot of people looking. And I think I am sometimes pretty inventive with whatever clothes and lingerie I have knocking around the wardrobe. So there's that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm. According to my looked at me list I don't get an awful lot of people looking. And I think I am sometimes pretty inventive with whatever clothes and lingerie I have knocking around the wardrobe. So there's that."
I just did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything to get more women and couples checking out my profile is very welcome.
Just by the law of averages (something I am not, lol) the more views I get, the better my chances
Always positive - that's me |
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"Ok look at me because I don't have my cock on display, I have a mice bum, and my text is short and concise. "
You also have a great fireplace (not a euphemism) though it'd look even better with a real fire.
(misses point of thread entirely) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No reason to look at us, the only reason we have any pics is because this is where we met and we like people that 'know us' can see them (well they are public but that seems to make random people want to be our friends more lol)
Nothing to see here, move along!
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