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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It may be that I've not had coffee yet but this made me feel a bit queasy. "
It must be the thought of putting a cat in a blender to get the juices. It just isn't right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say .. |
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say .. "
An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..
An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!! "
I had someone who came round to "wake me up" and make my breakfast once. I had to get up 30 minutes earlier to have a shower, brush my teeth, put some makeup on and artfully arrange my "just woke up" hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..
An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!! "
I'm SO not a morning person!! |
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! "
An hour? Surely being awoken by someone reaching for your cock as they lower themselves onto your face is a much better way to wake up than listening to that Chris Evans bloke blithering on?
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day!
An hour? Surely being awoken by someone reaching for your cock as they lower themselves onto your face is a much better way to wake up than listening to that Chris Evans bloke blithering on?
Mr ddc "
Actually, when you put it like that ... |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..
An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!! "
I'm up & dressed by then, some go to work you know!! An hour to get your shit together? I'd be thinking you didn't fancy me so are stroking yourself up to the task in the bathroom!
H |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think fab should consider introducing an eviction vote for the forum. . That would be funny"
I know you'd probably get evicted from your own forum fucking wood slides in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't think of anything worse than ads going down on me when I've just woke up from a sweaty night!! I've been put right off my toast
G x
Agreed, but an hour prep?
H"
Oh yeah let me have a bath and I am good to go!! But for this fellow who I thin would wake you up with his head between your legs..as lovely as it sounds..it's a no from me lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..
An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!
I'm up & dressed by then, some go to work you know!! An hour to get your shit together? I'd be thinking you didn't fancy me so are stroking yourself up to the task in the bathroom!
H"
the hour is to flap around groaning and moaning and flapping randomly at the snooze button 5 or 6 times between rolling over to go back to sleep. Beauty regime? 2 minutes .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would do. . Your breakfast is supposed to be dick
I wish I could be as charming as this..
I wanna know if he's bringing Tom and Harry too! " . Now that would be a good breakfast (Kat) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..
An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!
I had someone who came round to "wake me up" and make my breakfast once. I had to get up 30 minutes earlier to have a shower, brush my teeth, put some makeup on and artfully arrange my "just woke up" hair. "
Same here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll stick to chicken and peanut butter thanks
That sounds awful...I'd rather have dick"
I wouldn't recommend eating it, it's bloody awful to be honest.
The guy that manages my diet is a cruel twat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..
An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!
I had someone who came round to "wake me up" and make my breakfast once. I had to get up 30 minutes earlier to have a shower, brush my teeth, put some makeup on and artfully arrange my "just woke up" hair.
Same here. "
I thought you brushed your hair on its stand before bed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually I'm with the OP on this!
It's the breakfast of Champions for sure!
Give me an hour to wake up properly and the chance to clean my teeth and there's no better way to start the day! It's the most important meal of the day so they say ..
An hour?! Hardly spontaneous morning sex Dan!!
I had someone who came round to "wake me up" and make my breakfast once. I had to get up 30 minutes earlier to have a shower, brush my teeth, put some makeup on and artfully arrange my "just woke up" hair.
Same here.
I thought you brushed your hair on its stand before bed?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tom and Harry dont feed pipe or eat pussy like me. . They would only get upset watching Papi get to work"
Haha. I needed this thread today.
Thanks op. Loving your work.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I spend about that time tongue fucking the pussy before the wood slides in
Who said romance is dead
He's already called it dick feeding, how worse can it get "
Cock snot up the fart pipe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.
Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch? "
Read his other thread for the lunch menu |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.
Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?
Read his other thread for the lunch menu "
Omg.....there's more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.
Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?
Read his other thread for the lunch menu
Omg.....there's more? "
Yes but really don't read it. It's one of those once you've seen it you need to bleach your eyes and mind |
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"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.
Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?
Read his other thread for the lunch menu
Omg.....there's more?
Yes but really don't read it. It's one of those once you've seen it you need to bleach your eyes and mind "
It's one of those 'I really shouldn't look but I have to' threads..... I'm going for a shower... I feel unclean |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.
Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?
Read his other thread for the lunch menu
Omg.....there's more?
Yes but really don't read it. It's one of those once you've seen it you need to bleach your eyes and mind
It's one of those 'I really shouldn't look but I have to' threads..... I'm going for a shower... I feel unclean "
Can I join you? |
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"I have actually lolled at this thread. Thank you Papi, you're genius and I'm so grateful there are still guys like you around.
Dare I ask.....what did you have for your lunch?
Read his other thread for the lunch menu
Omg.....there's more?
Yes but really don't read it. It's one of those once you've seen it you need to bleach your eyes and mind
It's one of those 'I really shouldn't look but I have to' threads..... I'm going for a shower... I feel unclean
Can I join you? "
You are most welcome too... I have an extra scrubbing brush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow! Some thread! Hey for me a shower won't cut it - full steam ahead for a post-lunch bath!
Incidentally, I dream of eating fussy por breakfast! Tastier than fruit juice! And fresher too! And much more fun to get!
Try it guys if you don't believe me! Have one pussy and one orange. Lick them both and see which one gives you a nice drink! It won't be the orange I promise! There you are - a pithy statement on fab! |
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