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Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean.  "
Sucking up all those crusty bits that just won't wash out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean.
Sucking up all those crusty bits that just won't wash out?"
Of course. And everyone knows to use the vacuums at work since they are industrial strength. Sometimes you just need that extra cleaning power. |
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"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean. "
I totally, absolutely agree.
Especially when my Henry woofed up my favourite knickers when I was vacuuming.
I was not best pleased...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have actually fired someone for this in a past life; actually he was fired for "improper use of company equipment", there was CCTV evidence (oh my young eyes at the time  ) |
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"I have actually fired someone for this in a past life; actually he was fired for "improper use of company equipment", there was CCTV evidence (oh my young eyes at the time ) "
Did you also dismiss the Hoover for being an accessory  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I have actually fired someone for this in a past life; actually he was fired for "improper use of company equipment", there was CCTV evidence (oh my young eyes at the time )
Did you also dismiss the Hoover for being an accessory "
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"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean.
I totally, absolutely agree.
Especially when my Henry woofed up my favourite knickers when I was vacuuming.
I was not best pleased...
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Now you're going to tell us you weren't wearing them at the time. And we'll believe you. Really. |
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"I don't know why people didn't believe him - vacuuming your underwear is the only way to get them truly clean.
I totally, absolutely agree.
Especially when my Henry woofed up my favourite knickers when I was vacuuming.
I was not best pleased...
Now you're going to tell us you weren't wearing them at the time. And we'll believe you. Really."
I wasn't!
Honestly I was not!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had sex with a cleaner
She was a fit Lithuanian girl who worked in the hotel I was staying at. No idea whether her name was Henry or Hetty but she sucked like a vacuum cleaner |
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"A little light relief for you tonight. My phone's not copying the link, so use a search engine to find it, from using my thread title.
I hope he got off OK
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Sounds like a viable alternative to a vacuum pump...keep the off button close. |
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