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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Clever bugger! Best I managed today was putting knickers on over my tights that kept falling down 
Although maybe that makes me SUPERMAN!!  "
If your tights keep falling down, you're slimmer of the year... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used a bit of electrical tape to hold my phone charger in... Does that mean I'm an electrician now? "
I need a charger taped down
What's your call out charges like?
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"I used a bit of electrical tape to hold my phone charger in... Does that mean I'm an electrician now?
I need a charger taped down
What's your call out charges like?
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Fuel money and a smarties McFlurry with toffee sauce  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used a bit of electrical tape to hold my phone charger in... Does that mean I'm an electrician now?
I need a charger taped down
What's your call out charges like?
Fuel money and a smarties McFlurry with toffee sauce "
Deal but only if we can get two spoons with that Mcflurry |
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"I used a bit of electrical tape to hold my phone charger in... Does that mean I'm an electrician now?
I need a charger taped down
What's your call out charges like?
Fuel money and a smarties McFlurry with toffee sauce
Deal but only if we can get two spoons with that Mcflurry "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once fixed a laptop charger that had been completely chewed in two by my puppy. Felt like a boss and was convinced I'd missed my calling as a world famous engineer xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used a bit of electrical tape to hold my phone charger in... Does that mean I'm an electrician now? "
Thought you were going to say you used a bit of electrical tape to hold up your bra ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clever bugger! Best I managed today was putting knickers on over my tights that kept falling down
Although maybe that makes me SUPERMAN!! "
Use some electrical tape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used a bit of electrical tape to hold my phone charger in... Does that mean I'm an electrician now? "
Preach Sistah!
I unblocked the sink and walked round like Beyoncé for a week! |
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"I used a bit of electrical tape to hold my phone charger in... Does that mean I'm an electrician now?
Thought you were going to say you used a bit of electrical tape to hold up your bra ha ha"
No but I did use cable ties and elastic bands as a belt |
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"I used a bit of electrical tape to hold my phone charger in... Does that mean I'm an electrician now?
Preach Sistah!
I unblocked the sink and walked round like Beyoncé for a week! "
Is Beyonce particularly good at unblocking sinks? |
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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago
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Only a proper electrician if you laugh at the smallness of the job, quote a ridiculous price, not turn up as you 'are ill" but in reality "something better turned up" and want paying there and then in cash! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Clever bugger! Best I managed today was putting knickers on over my tights that kept falling down
Although maybe that makes me SUPERMAN!!
I've not done that since I was in school  "
I had no choice - was either that or look like Nora Batty (hopes you have seen arrear to know who I'm talking about!!) |
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"Clever bugger! Best I managed today was putting knickers on over my tights that kept falling down
Although maybe that makes me SUPERMAN!!
I've not done that since I was in school
I had no choice - was either that or look like Nora Batty (hopes you have seen arrear to know who I'm talking about!!) "
I know who Nora Batty is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can now use the word 'professional ' on your profile
Woohoo"
Make sure you spell it correctly to piss folk off.
Everybody knows it's either 'proffessional' or 'profeshunal' |
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