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Sucks cock like a dyson?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a young 'un (y'know mid-30s, somewhere around there) I thought that a blow job was exactly that : you had someone blow on it  I cringe at how naive I was at times ..
Anyway - sorry, bit of a tangent to the OP there - as you were ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whenever I read this wonderful plaudit I change the words to Rhinnas Diamonds "Shines bright like a diamond" to "Sucks cock like a Dyson" and the world becomes a happier place...
... anyone reading my post will now probably do the same; my apologies |
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"I saw once: 'talk like a radio !'
Whatever does that mean  at you not to you
What ? Haha "
talk like a radio is someone that just talks at people like they just go on and on rather than talking to people having a conversation |
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"I saw once: 'talk like a radio !'
Whatever does that mean at you not to you
What ? Haha talk like a radio is someone that just talks at people like they just go on and on rather than talking to people having a conversation"
Yes that's what I thought it meant but wasn't sure. Thank you for the clarification
Diamond smile is thr best haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can only imagine that putting my cock in a dyson would be a horrendous experience. I've had some bad bj's in my time, but none bad enough to compare to a noisy machine that relentlessly sucks air in through a tube  |
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"I've just read this on someone's verification which got me thinking, have you vacuumed your cock?  "
Which end piece are we talking here? The little flat one for sucking out from behind the settee or the one with the turbo brush? |
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"Yes, just not with a vacuum cleaner. Vacuum 'milkers' can be very intense."
Vacuum milkers? Is that what a farmer puts on a cow's udder? Which begs the question are there any farmers who play suck the sausage with three other labourers and the milking equipment? |
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