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Your long lost uncle bequeaths in his will
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A statue of Hitler.....
Sell it,,,,
Keep it.....
Donate it to a museum,,,
Smash it into pieces.....
Other.....
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Give it a small walking stick and say you've always been a fan of Charlie Chaplin.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Donate to a museum. As much of a scumbag as he was, he was an important part of human history that shouldn't be forgotten. If only to show that humans should learn from mistakes made in the past. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How big is it?
What's it made of?
Can Mrs ddc climb it?
Is his arm raised in a manner so that one could hang clothes on it?
Ffs Soxy, why only half the story? 
Mr ddc"
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"Depends why hes got a statue of hitler and why he left it to me
You never even knew you had this uncle...you are his only next of kin..  "
in which case id give it to a museum. I thought id got a picture of hitler but i must of imagined it as i cant find it |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"A statue of Hitler.....
Sell it,,,,
Keep it.....
Donate it to a museum,,,
Smash it into pieces.....
Other.....
Send it to the Daily Mail? "
I suspect they already have a decent collection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A statue of Hitler.....
Sell it,,,,
Keep it.....
Donate it to a museum,,,
Smash it into pieces.....
Other.....
Send it to the Daily Mail?
I suspect they already have a decent collection."
Lord Rothermere centre, well I was going to say Hitler to the left and Mussolini to the right, I think they would all be aligned right though! HaHa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd donate it to someone in this topic.
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Yes but you nave to be careful doing that ..... Some people are touchy about receiving donated items...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on my mood.
Sell it if I need some cash
Donate it to a museum if I'm feeling worldly
Smash it to pieces, publically, on camera, then upload onto Youtube to make a point if I want to express myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Depends on my mood.
Sell it if I need some cash
Donate it to a museum if I'm feeling worldly
Smash it to pieces, publically, on camera, then upload onto Youtube to make a point if I want to express myself"
But is that really an appropriate way to treat the statue of a cat,,,
Hitler was the name of the uncles cat ,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh the possibilities, I would either
Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.
If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.
Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"
Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.
Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.
Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"
Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town
Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.
That wasds a lot of fun do another one
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh the possibilities, I would either
Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.
If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.
Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"
Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.
Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.
Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"
Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town
Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.
That wasds a lot of fun do another one
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Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,
The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........
Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh the possibilities, I would either
Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.
If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.
Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"
Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.
Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.
Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"
Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town
Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.
That wasds a lot of fun do another one
Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,
The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........
Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....
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Sorry, I thought it was Adolf, I'm questioning everything I know now, you are soxy, the frock wearing intellectual, and not socks, my ex mother in laws cat?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh the possibilities, I would either
Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.
If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.
Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"
Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.
Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.
Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"
Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town
Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.
That wasds a lot of fun do another one
Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,
The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........
Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....
Sorry, I thought it was Adolf, I'm questioning everything I know now, you are soxy, the frock wearing intellectual, and not socks, my ex mother in laws cat? "
But Adolf was his pet gerbil ......and for obvious reasons far to small to have an accurate statue made that captured the essence of his personality..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh the possibilities, I would either
Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.
If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.
Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"
Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.
Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.
Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"
Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town
Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.
That wasds a lot of fun do another one
Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,
The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........
Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....
Sorry, I thought it was Adolf, I'm questioning everything I know now, you are soxy, the frock wearing intellectual, and not socks, my ex mother in laws cat?
But Adolf was his pet gerbil ......and for obvious reasons far to small to have an accurate statue made that captured the essence of his personality..... "
I thought the gerbil was Name Herman Gerbils |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh the possibilities, I would either
Put a bowler hat on it asnd pretednd its Charlie Chaplin.
If he's doing a Nazi salute, put a microphone on the floor under it.
Buy a Winston Churchill statue, doing his v victory fingers and put a sign between them saying "scissors beat paper"
Buy as small Donald Trump puppet, to hang from his outstretched arm.
Bend his wrist down to turn him full Larry Grayson.
Bend his wrist up and call him "high 5 Hitler"
Put a traffic warden uniform on him and leave him in town
Buy a suction cup dildo, and play pin tnhed dick on tbyhe dictator.
That wasds a lot of fun do another one
Ahhhhhhhh its a statue of a frick'in dead cat,,,,,,
The uncle called his cat Hitler because it had a little black mark under its nose.......when the cat was run over and killed by a milk float the Uncle had a statue made of it.........
Ohhhhh really do I need to explain everything....
Sorry, I thought it was Adolf, I'm questioning everything I know now, you are soxy, the frock wearing intellectual, and not socks, my ex mother in laws cat?
But Adolf was his pet gerbil ......and for obvious reasons far to small to have an accurate statue made that captured the essence of his personality.....
I thought the gerbil was Name Herman Gerbils "
It's funny you should say that,,, |
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