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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not the only one feeling horny and in need of great sex am I?
So come on, I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.
Say your in and message* those you fancy on here, (hot sexy women near manchester go first!) and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.
*Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.
Guys and girls - Make this 'thread' bigger.  |
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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago
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"I'm not the only one feeling horny and in need of great sex am I?
So come on, I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.
Say your in and message* those you fancy on here, (hot sexy women near manchester go first!) and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.
*Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.
Guys and girls - Make this 'thread' bigger. "
I try to flirt every day on here get's me no were fast! I Must be really good no?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? Me? Never
Hello ladies
Anyone want to inspect my belt? Fun for everyone
Yes please but only if I can take it off with my teeth? "
Teeth, fingers, toes you can use whatever you like although I get to choose the first toy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets give it a whirl
You whirl,...and I'll watch.
This I can do
Let me grab my camera.....*this is okay isn't it? "
I perform better in front of a camera  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? Me? Never
Hello ladies
Anyone want to inspect my belt? Fun for everyone
Yes please but only if I can take it off with my teeth?
Teeth, fingers, toes you can use whatever you like although I get to choose the first toy "
I like this game |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lets give it a whirl
You whirl,...and I'll watch.
This I can do
Let me grab my camera.....*this is okay isn't it?
I perform better in front of a camera "
Oh, let me get a bigger SD card. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really need to steer clear of this site today. I'm ridiculously horny and keep seeing sexy profile pics that keep drawing me back in... my cock is up and down like nobody's business...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like
*Waving
*waving*
Oh hello
Fancy seeing you here
Fancy bumping into you  "
Well hello there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like
*Waving
*waving*
Oh hello
Fancy seeing you here "
I'm always here,....I've been expecting you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like
*Waving
*waving*
Oh hello
Fancy seeing you here
I'm always here,....I've been expecting you. "
Oh my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there something in the water today? 
Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?
I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you "
I think I'd better test it. Come closer then... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there something in the water today?
Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?
I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you
I think I'd better test it. Come closer then... "
It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.
But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could someone take me by an appendage and teach me how to flirt?
Oh me! Me!"
I'm ready for my firat lesson....is this where i let on that i think you are pretty?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there something in the water today?
Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?
I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you
I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...
It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.
But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights.... "
Be careful of my wandering hands then, I always need to have a feel around in the dark |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there something in the water today?
Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?
I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you
I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...
It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.
But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights....
Be careful of my wandering hands then, I always need to have a feel around in the dark "
There's a key somewhere, it's normally near the knob. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just checking to see if there is anyone on the flirty mcflirty thread i like
*Waving
*waving*
Oh hello
Fancy seeing you here
I'm always here,....I've been expecting you.
Oh my "
Oh, my...what? You didn't finish saying where you'd like me to kiss you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there something in the water today?
Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?
I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you
I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...
It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.
But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights....
Be careful of my wandering hands then, I always need to have a feel around in the dark
There's a key somewhere, it's normally near the knob. "
Well the knob should be easy to feel, its big enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I'm shit at flirting!
Well hello there ...birthday boy
Well hello there sexy bum oops seem to be flirting how about a birthday treat "
It's your birthday? Happy birthday lovely  |
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"Is there something in the water today?
Are you suffering a little sexual frustration today sinning angel??
Just a smidge "
Haha I'm very much in the same boat at the moment Mrs SJ is poorly. Text to ask how she is and she says she was hot so in bed naked lol having to sort myself out, it's not the same |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there something in the water today?
Yes I think so, would you like a taste to see?
I'll just put some on the end of my tongue for you
I think I'd better test it. Come closer then...
It says in the bottle It's better if it's tasted in the moonlight.
But it's the moon isn't out tonight. Let's use this broom cupboard instead, and turn out the lights....
Be careful of my wandering hands then, I always need to have a feel around in the dark
There's a key somewhere, it's normally near the knob.
Well the knob should be easy to feel, its big enough! "
Shh. Stop laughing. That's the broom handle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I'm shit at flirting!
Well hello there ...birthday boy
Well hello there sexy bum oops seem to be flirting how about a birthday treat
It's your birthday? Happy birthday lovely "
It sure is princess thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doesn't this duplicate the efforts of the matchmaking thread?
Still, i'm in
And Hello Arcticfoxx - mmm, very nice!"
No effort needed here. It all cums natural.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I get a McFlurry instead of a McFlirt?
Yes. But they both come with whipped cream anyway.
Do they both come with smarties and toffee sauce? "
No, curly wurlys? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flirt Jedi checking in
Ah, there you are young Jedi.
You know this is my favourite thread right? Let me see who I can attack  "
I feel disturbance in the bed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty good at flirting on here but in person, I'm like a hyperventilating Warlrus
Hello "
I read that as 'when we meet, you'll be breathing heavily like a wild animal'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty good at flirting on here but in person, I'm like a hyperventilating Warlrus
Hello
I read that as 'when we meet, you'll be breathing heavily like a wild animal'. "
I do need taming |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.
I'll stick with flirting Come at me
Come at you? "
Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there. |
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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.
I'll stick with flirting Come at me
Come at you?
Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there. "
Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.
I'll stick with flirting Come at me
Come at you?
Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.
Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please "
The clue is in my answer. Yes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty good at flirting on here but in person, I'm like a hyperventilating Warlrus
Hello
I read that as 'when we meet, you'll be breathing heavily like a wild animal'.
I do need a long filthy sex session "
I corrected it for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at flirting. Erm, what a nice nose you have. Nice and thick. See?
Can I pop your balloon? I rather fancy a bang "
Ah but with my luck it'll be less of a bang for you. More of a disappointing deflation .. |
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"I'm crap at flirting. Erm, what a nice nose you have. Nice and thick. See?
Can I pop your balloon? I rather fancy a bang
Ah but with my luck it'll be less of a bang for you. More of a disappointing deflation .. "
After deflation comes inflation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? Me? Never
Hello ladies
Anyone want to inspect my belt? Fun for everyone
Yes please but only if I can take it off with my teeth?
Teeth, fingers, toes you can use whatever you like although I get to choose the first toy
I like this game "
You don't know what I'm going to choose yet though |
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"Can I get a McFlurry instead of a McFlirt?
Yes. But they both come with whipped cream anyway.
Do they both come with smarties and toffee sauce?
No, curly wurlys? "
No! Smarties and toffee sauce! I don't care if it costs an extra 20p, I want my smarties McFlurry with toffee sauce! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.
I'll stick with flirting Come at me
Come at you?
Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.
Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please
The clue is in my answer. Yes! "
Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I'm shit at flirting!
Happy birthday you. Is it time for blowing yet?
Thank you darling .. does that mean is it windy?
Only if I blow really hard. How many candles do you have? "
I only have one candle but it's fair size so makes up for the lack of the others |
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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.
I'll stick with flirting Come at me
Come at you?
Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.
Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please
The clue is in my answer. Yes!
Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait "
We could let him watch? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.
I'll stick with flirting Come at me
Come at you?
Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.
Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please
The clue is in my answer. Yes!
Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait
We could let him watch?"
I have patience. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.
I'll stick with flirting Come at me
Come at you?
Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.
Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please
The clue is in my answer. Yes!
Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait
We could let him watch?
I have patience. "
My kind of guy |
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"Seems like the only other option is peeling some veg in exchange for a bit of cake on another thread.
I'll stick with flirting Come at me
Come at you?
Miss Honey and Lady Lick ...and me in the same post? That's half of a fantasy right there.
Clue is in the name. Lady lick. Can I be licked first please
The clue is in my answer. Yes!
Oh no, you Mr B will have to wait
We could let him watch?
I have patience.
My kind of guy "
He could be watching a long time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not the only one feeling horny and in need of great sex am I?
So come on, I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.
Say your in and message* those you fancy on here, (hot sexy women near manchester go first!) and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.
*Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.
Guys and girls - Make this 'thread' bigger. "
Hmm. It's been a long day. Mediocre sex is fine with me just now thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not the only one feeling horny and in need of great sex am I?
So come on, I flirt. You flirt. We all flirt.
Say your in and message* those you fancy on here, (hot sexy women near manchester go first!) and let the flirting commence. A meet might happen.
*Or flirt on here. If it works why knock it.
Guys and girls - Make this 'thread' bigger.
Hmm. It's been a long day. Mediocre sex is fine with me just now thanks. "
What a fantastic arse, loving the feet up one too, my favourite pose |
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Ouch!
Fine, off you go 