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over a year ago
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"Oh why god of fab can't i get my poor end away on here. I respect the girlies on here and let them choose how i do them. Im clean i always wipe the cheesie little bits that nest under my little bell end. I've even chucked a matres in the back of my trannie van much to my poor dogs discussed when l nicked there bed but then i alway go that little extra mile its the gentleman in me. Ffs i even offer to drive them home after I've emptied my load. For the love of god what does a genuine stood like me have to do for some pussy on this site. Only thing i can think of is they are all stuck up proods on here and I'm sick of doing all the work. Can you see what on earth else a man can do because im lost now with these sluts i really am  "
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Methinks thou protesteth too much..
But what a bastard, stealing the mattress from man's best friend..
He'll hump yer leg and won't expect a reach round and won't hit the roof when you wipe your ol' boy on the duvet.. |
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I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall |
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"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall "
Ffs my sodding phone. I give up  |
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"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall
Ffs my sodding phone. I give up "
Hahaha, is that what your messages are like Bladey? If so I think we might have found the answer......   |
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over a year ago
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"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall
Ffs my sodding phone. I give up "
did you go on come dine with me by any chance. Man you look like one of them competitors I see on there lol |
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over a year ago
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"Your profile screams out taken.... Just sayin you mean he screams as hes taken 
Or that just needs a nice hug me jacket as it happens The white jacket ?"
The very same as he is dragged back to the fab asylum |
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"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall
Ffs my sodding phone. I give up
Hahaha, is that what your messages are like Bladey? If so I think we might have found the answer...... "
My phone committed phoneaside but auto correct set me up. A learning phone I was told when I bought the stupid thing. In 12 month the only thing it can do well is fuck me off |
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"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall
Ffs my sodding phone. I give up did you go on come dine with me by any chance. Man you look like one of them competitors I see on there lol"
Haha you gota love a bloke giving it the big 1 with his 2 photos a stick on rug on is chest zero verify zero meets and zero chance of 1. Go play pornhub I've seen everything your ever going to think of but it's entertaning you stud you |
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"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall
Ffs my sodding phone. I give up
Hahaha, is that what your messages are like Bladey? If so I think we might have found the answer......
My phone committed phoneaside but auto correct set me up. A learning phone I was told when I bought the stupid thing. In 12 month the only thing it can do well is fuck me off "
Better tell em you're more coherent in person |
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"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall
Ffs my sodding phone. I give up
Hahaha, is that what your messages are like Bladey? If so I think we might have found the answer......
My phone committed phoneaside but auto correct set me up. A learning phone I was told when I bought the stupid thing. In 12 month the only thing it can do well is fuck me off
Better tell em you're more coherent in person "
With my Salford accent even I wouldn't believe me. In fact you know how I sound I'm bollexed |
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"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall
Ffs my sodding phone. I give up did you go on come dine with me by any chance. Man you look like one of them competitors I see on there lol
Haha you gota love a bloke giving it the big 1 with his 2 photos a stick on rug on is chest zero verify zero meets and zero chance of 1. Go play pornhub I've seen everything your ever going to think of but it's entertaning you stud you "
I weren't criticises you, I just see someone on there who looked like you so I asked. You don't have to get funny you paranoid fuck. If anyone is given the big one its you. Who speaks like that at your age. I quote 'you get me' and 'init' there's no need to get all worked up is there.especially when your so far away |
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"I been getting some hasle from the hows boys but I now where my team is ya get me man but they should know how I roll in ma long wheel trannie it's bros before hows. So I give email a slap because my name is papi and you know I is damaged bomb init. Peace out yall
Ffs my sodding phone. I give up did you go on come dine with me by any chance. Man you look like one of them competitors I see on there lol
Haha you gota love a bloke giving it the big 1 with his 2 photos a stick on rug on is chest zero verify zero meets and zero chance of 1. Go play pornhub I've seen everything your ever going to think of but it's entertaning you stud you I weren't criticises you, I just see someone on there who looked like you so I asked. You don't have to get funny you paranoid fuck. If anyone is given the big one its you. Who speaks like that at your age. I quote 'you get me' and 'init' there's no need to get all worked up is there.especially when your so far away"
You really do need to get a sense of humour xx |
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"I'd offer to help but I can't understand a word you say!
Seduced.
Awwwww your a proper couple at last....... ohhhhh is that bells I here in the distance. Where's me suit "
Boilersuit |
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"I'd offer to help but I can't understand a word you say!
Seduced.
Awwwww your a proper couple at last....... ohhhhh is that bells I here in the distance. Where's me suit "
Let's not get carried away! Although I would look divine in white. |
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"I'd offer to help but I can't understand a word you say!
Seduced.
Awwwww your a proper couple at last....... ohhhhh is that bells I here in the distance. Where's me suit
Let's not get carried away! Although I would look divine in white. "
So would Dan. I can just picture it. You an Dan at the alter taking you vaws staring lovingly into each other eyes as you gulp dawn your vodka out the bottle in the middle of your boucay. Such a classy occasion with the muffled shagging moans coming from the back row |
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