Just wondering, has anyone here masturbating before at work? Would love to hear stories!
I did it today at the end of my lunch break. I went to the toilet and had a wank whilst watching porn on my phone. Had to make it quick though haha |
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"I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone....  "
Haha nah dw I cummed in the toilet bowl. Was tricky to aim it in but I managed to get some of it in. Got the rest on the walls which I then wiped :p |
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"I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone....
Haha nah dw I cummed in the toilet bowl. Was tricky to aim it in but I managed to get some of it in. Got the rest on the walls which I then wiped :p"
sounds soooo horny pmsl |
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"I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone....
Haha nah dw I cummed in the toilet bowl. Was tricky to aim it in but I managed to get some of it in. Got the rest on the walls which I then wiped :p
sounds soooo horny pmsl"
Lol I'm planning on doing it again tomorrow. Considering filming it |
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"I've got this image imprinted in my head of cum splattered phone....
Haha nah dw I cummed in the toilet bowl. Was tricky to aim it in but I managed to get some of it in. Got the rest on the walls which I then wiped :p"
^^ I'm actually proper pissing myself at that...
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I honestly can't imagine a location less conducive to achieving an orgasm than the toilets at my workplace 
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Even when I'm working at home I can't imagine masturbating at work.
Is this one of the those fe/male differences thing?
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I am a professional tosser (of pancakes) so it's the last thing I want to do. But it's when I get home that I can then indulge in my hobbies of throwing bread to birds, making cocktails (hand shandies) and pocket billiards. And have a wank simultaneously |
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I never think about masturbating when I'm working but I was on my break and started watch a porn so I decided to see if I can achieve the orgasm :D one of those things that I can tick off my bucket list (as weird as that sounds). I wouldn't imagine me doing it more than twice. It's not the best place to jerk off haha |
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"A few times. But only if I'm on double time.
Does that mean you wank really fast?
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No...if he's on double time he;d do it really slowly wouldn't he?... 
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"A few times. But only if I'm on double time.
Does that mean you wank really fast?
No...if he's on double time he;d do it really slowly wouldn't he?...
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I thought double-time was fast... isn't it a running pace in the army?
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"A few times. But only if I'm on double time.
Does that mean you wank really fast?
No...if he's on double time he;d do it really slowly wouldn't he?...
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I thought double-time was fast... isn't it a running pace in the army?
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.."double time" is your pay structure.... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
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Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A few times. But only if I'm on double time.
Does that mean you wank really fast?
No...if he's on double time he;d do it really slowly wouldn't he?...
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I thought double-time was fast... isn't it a running pace in the army?
.."double time" is your pay structure.... "
I know... but it has another meaning too.
My verbal dexterity is wasted here. |
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I have a woman at work that enjoys watching me wank for her in storeroom, sometimes the door is ajar which adds to the excitement!
Especially if i'm playing with her moist pussy and fondling her puffy nipples! |
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