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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I snapped my banjo while perving on gapping assholes on fab !
What should I do ?
1) Seek for advice on fab
Or
2) Go to E&A
Or
3) Feel free to add any options you think that will suit best my needs. |
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Been there, done that lmfao you poor sod.
I put a bandage on it tell it stopped bleeding then let it heal on its own.
As a plus point mine looks sort of semi circumcised and doesn't have the ugly hat on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I snapped my banjo while perving on gapping assholes on fab !
What should I do ?
1) Seek for advice on fab
Or
2) Go to E&A
Or
3) Feel free to add any options you think that will suit best my needs. "
Without any doubt at all you should pluck some of the hairs from your magnificent bush, plait them together and make a new banjo string. I feel a man like you is up to the task..  |
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chop your cock off, put it in a bag and give it to a friend to take to the hospital. they can then sort your banjo out. that way there is no embarrassment having to explain how it happened. hope this helps you out. xxx  |
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Dip it in a very decent malt whisky, swirl it about to make sure the whole wound is cleaned, then to make absolutely sure, a zippo sparked up and cauterise it.. Should give you no problem at all,,,,,,,,once you eventually regain conciousness |
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