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Is it just a mugs game ?
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over a year ago
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"Pink finger out and up and sip and down on the saucer  gosh a posh gal do u slurp or sip politely while nibbling a cucumber sandwiche"
Little cucumber sandwiches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I use a cup and saucer, but then I'm the Butler, so by virtue I'm all posh and shit.
Besides, where would I place my 3 mandatory custard creams/Garibaldi?
Its all about the details |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I use a cup and saucer, but then I'm the Butler, so by virtue I'm all posh and shit.
Besides, where would I place my 3 mandatory custard creams/Garibaldi?
Its all about the details "
Well then you will know pinky/slinky pointing denotes elitism.
According to the rules of etiquette cultured people eat their tiffin goodies using only three fingers whereas commoners grasp their treats with all five fingers....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I use a cup and saucer, but then I'm the Butler, so by virtue I'm all posh and shit.
Besides, where would I place my 3 mandatory custard creams/Garibaldi?
Its all about the details
Well then you will know pinky/slinky pointing denotes elitism.
According to the rules of etiquette cultured people eat their tiffin goodies using only three fingers whereas commoners grasp their treats with all five fingers....
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Is that a euphemism? It feels like a euphemism, I am quite known for grabbing my "treats" with both hands |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I use a cup and saucer, but then I'm the Butler, so by virtue I'm all posh and shit.
Besides, where would I place my 3 mandatory custard creams/Garibaldi?
Its all about the details
Well then you will know pinky/slinky pointing denotes elitism.
According to the rules of etiquette cultured people eat their tiffin goodies using only three fingers whereas commoners grasp their treats with all five fingers....
Is that a euphemism? It feels like a euphemism, I am quite known for grabbing my "treats" with both hands "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Surely it's what the slinky finger is for 
Pinky ffs,not slinky,damned predictive text
I quite like the sound of a slinky finger....
A slinky pinky  "
Or indeed on the other hand ,,,, a pinky slinky.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely it's what the slinky finger is for
Pinky ffs,not slinky,damned predictive text
I quite like the sound of a slinky finger....
A slinky pinky
Or indeed on the other hand ,,,, a pinky slinky.... "
I don't have anything "pink" as such to stick out, and if I say I stick out a "browny" it has rather sinister overtones, don't you think? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Surely it's what the slinky finger is for
Pinky ffs,not slinky,damned predictive text
I quite like the sound of a slinky finger....
A slinky pinky
Or indeed on the other hand ,,,, a pinky slinky....
I don't have anything "pink" as such to stick out, and if I say I stick out a "browny" it has rather sinister overtones, don't you think? "
I'm partial to a mini Battenberg |
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"I have mugs that can fit a saucer when necessary. I also have cups and saucers  "
Surely a saucer for a mug is an thoroughly unnecessary necessity......which in my world makes it a very necessary necessity .....  |
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I never drink coffee from anything but a cup and saucer, it just tastes better. I love the ritual and ceremony involved in laying out an embroidered cloth, linen napkins and good china. Life is about making every day a cup and saucer day if you ask me. |
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"OMG.... I have overwhelming craving for a Punsch-roll and a cup of earl grey ....
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I just had to consult Professor Google on Punsch rolls, I'm not mad keen on marzipan but the rest sounds lovely. |
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"OMG.... I have overwhelming craving for a Punsch-roll and a cup of earl grey ....
I just had to consult Professor Google on Punsch rolls, I'm not mad keen on marzipan but the rest sounds lovely."
Marzipan is my weakness.....Come the lead up to Christmas I'm often found loitering in Lidl sniffing all the continental confectionary... |
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"OMG.... I have overwhelming craving for a Punsch-roll and a cup of earl grey ....
I just had to consult Professor Google on Punsch rolls, I'm not mad keen on marzipan but the rest sounds lovely.
Marzipan is my weakness.....Come the lead up to Christmas I'm often found loitering in Lidl sniffing all the continental confectionary... "
You and your marzipan euphemisms |
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Well there I was in the cake shop feeling ever so out of sorts , but then suddenly I came all over Alan Bennett like ...
The assistant said to me.... you just try one of our fondant fancies, to which I replied, I was thinking about investing a custard tart or an almondy flavoured frangipane.......
Well I can tell you, my purchase was devoured with gusto as I sat on a park bench without realising my trouser leg had ridden up and was now revealing one of my sock suspenders...
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