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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've so many naughty thoughts about so many naughty women on here.
I've also just eaten a salad cream sandwich.
Which one can I get forgiveness for?
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Salad cream sandwich? As the great Chris Rhea once said 'you're on the road to hell'
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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago
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"I've so many naughty thoughts about so many naughty women on here.
I've also just eaten a salad cream sandwich.
Which one can I get forgiveness for?
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No forgiveness needed for salad cream sandwich.......they are the best! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've so many naughty thoughts about so many naughty women on here.
I've also just eaten a salad cream sandwich.
Which one can I get forgiveness for?
Salad cream sandwich? As the great Chris Rhea once said 'you're on the road to hell'
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But the road is so damn tasty.
*refering to both my sins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've so many naughty thoughts about so many naughty women on here.
I've also just eaten a salad cream sandwich.
Which one can I get forgiveness for?
No forgiveness needed for salad cream sandwich.......they are the best! "
Hi 5. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've so many naughty thoughts about so many naughty women on here.
I've also just eaten a salad cream sandwich.
Which one can I get forgiveness for?
No forgiveness needed for salad cream sandwich.......they are the best! "
What is a salad cream sandwich? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've so many naughty thoughts about so many naughty women on here.
I've also just eaten a salad cream sandwich.
Which one can I get forgiveness for?
No forgiveness needed for salad cream sandwich.......they are the best!
What is a salad cream sandwich? "
 . 2 pieces of bread. Salad cream in the middle. 
it's a true sin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've so many naughty thoughts about so many naughty women on here.
I've also just eaten a salad cream sandwich.
Which one can I get forgiveness for?
No forgiveness needed for salad cream sandwich.......they are the best!
What is a salad cream sandwich?
. 2 pieces of bread. Salad cream in the middle.
it's a true sin. "
Salad cream is like mayo....so no salad? Mmmmm different lol |
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"I've so many naughty thoughts about so many naughty women on here.
I've also just eaten a salad cream sandwich.
Which one can I get forgiveness for?
No forgiveness needed for salad cream sandwich.......they are the best!
What is a salad cream sandwich?
. 2 pieces of bread. Salad cream in the middle.
it's a true sin. "
You fallen on hard time's?! |
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I'm supposed to be at the final plenary session of a conference this morning. However, my name has been missed off the register. So I'm sacking it off and starting my 5 hour drive home now, instead of at 1.30pm. |
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"I'm annoyed at single men.
Why?"
3 guys in a row who said they were single and turned out to be married/have a fiancée.
Each time I found out just as we were arranging our first play meet.
Getting annoyed. |
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By *ikeAvalirMan
over a year ago
somewhere different |
"I'm annoyed at single men.
Why?
3 guys in a row who said they were single and turned out to be married/have a fiancée.
Each time I found out just as we were arranging our first play meet.
Getting annoyed."
Well PT I'm single but unfortunately a little bit too far away! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm annoyed at single men.
Why?
3 guys in a row who said they were single and turned out to be married/have a fiancée.
Each time I found out just as we were arranging our first play meet.
Getting annoyed."
Ah.
Be annoyed at those 3 men.
They're not all lying shitbags.
A lot of them, yes, but not all 
Tell 'em if they lie to you, you'll be *really* pissed off then if you find they have, arrange the play meet as normal and write details of what they did on them in permanent marker, or better, henna, and then chuck them out. They can't say they weren't warned |
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"I'm annoyed at single men.
Why?
3 guys in a row who said they were single and turned out to be married/have a fiancée.
Each time I found out just as we were arranging our first play meet.
Getting annoyed.
Ah.
Be annoyed at those 3 men.
They're not all lying shitbags.
A lot of them, yes, but not all
Tell 'em if they lie to you, you'll be *really* pissed off then if you find they have, arrange the play meet as normal and write details of what they did on them in permanent marker, or better, henna, and then chuck them out. They can't say they weren't warned "
I had one guy who's partner found my messages and naked pics on his phone and messaged me a load of abuse. It was very scary and the guy sworn blind he was single. I managed to calm her down but I am *not* going through that again.
I've stuck it on my profile now that I won't lie for them - hope that puts them off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm annoyed at single men.
I'm annoyed at me.
What have men in general done?"
Wasn't it the woman who ate the apple to kick all the sins off anyway? Pandora's box was a woman?
Or am I wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm craving sex, so I'm laid in bed trying to come up with believable excuses so I can escape for some playtime
If I was nearer I'd pop over! "
You'd be putting your life in danger if you did that..!! |
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By *ikeAvalirMan
over a year ago
somewhere different |
"I'm craving sex, so I'm laid in bed trying to come up with believable excuses so I can escape for some playtime
If I was nearer I'd pop over!
You'd be putting your life in danger if you did that..!!"
Oh I don't mind a bit of danger!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm craving sex, so I'm laid in bed trying to come up with believable excuses so I can escape for some playtime
If I was nearer I'd pop over!
You'd be putting your life in danger if you did that..!!
Oh I don't mind a bit of danger! "
I'm talking shotgun type of danger though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm annoyed at single men.
Why?
3 guys in a row who said they were single and turned out to be married/have a fiancée.
Each time I found out just as we were arranging our first play meet.
Getting annoyed.
Ah.
Be annoyed at those 3 men.
They're not all lying shitbags.
A lot of them, yes, but not all
Tell 'em if they lie to you, you'll be *really* pissed off then if you find they have, arrange the play meet as normal and write details of what they did on them in permanent marker, or better, henna, and then chuck them out. They can't say they weren't warned
I had one guy who's partner found my messages and naked pics on his phone and messaged me a load of abuse. It was very scary and the guy sworn blind he was single. I managed to calm her down but I am *not* going through that again.
I've stuck it on my profile now that I won't lie for them - hope that puts them off!"
I'm genuinely single....perhaps youd lay for me?  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm annoyed at single men.
I'm annoyed at me.
What have men in general done?
Wasn't it the woman who ate the apple to kick all the sins off anyway? Pandora's box was a woman?
Or am I wrong? "
You're a man, of course you're wrong! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to my local opticians last week.
Only a fit older lady working.
She sucked me off in the back office.
Have I been naughty?"
More naughty for her if her boss had caught her. You'd of walked away without any problems. It was her taking the risk, not you. |
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By *ikeAvalirMan
over a year ago
somewhere different |
"I'm craving sex, so I'm laid in bed trying to come up with believable excuses so I can escape for some playtime
If I was nearer I'd pop over!
You'd be putting your life in danger if you did that..!!
Oh I don't mind a bit of danger!
I'm talking shotgun type of danger though "
Why is that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like to get my bra off my chest.gona be long day wearing it
me to along with three quarters of the site but I can do it one handed which leaves the other hand free for "
Patting yourself on the back? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm craving sex, so I'm laid in bed trying to come up with believable excuses so I can escape for some playtime
If I was nearer I'd pop over!
You'd be putting your life in danger if you did that..!!
Oh I don't mind a bit of danger!
I'm talking shotgun type of danger though
Why is that? "
A jealous man is not good to meet with. |
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"I'm craving sex, so I'm laid in bed trying to come up with believable excuses so I can escape for some playtime
If I was nearer I'd pop over!
You'd be putting your life in danger if you did that..!!
Oh I don't mind a bit of danger!
I'm talking shotgun type of danger though
Why is that?
A jealous man is not good to meet with."
They really don't read profiles do they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm annoyed at single men.
I'm annoyed at me.
What have men in general done?
Wasn't it the woman who ate the apple to kick all the sins off anyway? Pandora's box was a woman?
Or am I wrong?
You're a man, of course you're wrong! "
But I'm also on Fab. So I naturally don't believe a word you just said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm craving sex, so I'm laid in bed trying to come up with believable excuses so I can escape for some playtime
If I was nearer I'd pop over!
You'd be putting your life in danger if you did that..!!
Oh I don't mind a bit of danger!
I'm talking shotgun type of danger though
Why is that?
A jealous man is not good to meet with.
They really don't read profiles do they? "
No they don't. Then act all surprised when I tell them. It's all there in black and white. |
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"I'm craving sex, so I'm laid in bed trying to come up with believable excuses so I can escape for some playtime
If I was nearer I'd pop over!
You'd be putting your life in danger if you did that..!!
Oh I don't mind a bit of danger!
I'm talking shotgun type of danger though
Why is that?
A jealous man is not good to meet with."
I am the opposite of jealous and woukd love a hot wife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like to get my bra off my chest.gona be long day wearing it
me to along with three quarters of the site but I can do it one handed which leaves the other hand free for "
Ah sure you can both help me |
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and now I'm deciding whether to confess to the owner of the secret or take cover 
Mrs SnT 