A bloke walks in to his local pub and notices they have bought a bird cage and 3 parrots. The patron quite taken a back says to the landlord ' I see you have bought 3 parrots' and the landlord replies 'no we've only bought the one at the bottom of the cage, the other two are on higher perches'
I thank you - takes applause with humility and the cheers with a thankful bow. Here all week, try the fish. |
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"A bloke walks in to his local pub and notices they have bought a bird cage and 3 parrots. The patron quite taken a back says to the landlord ' I see you have bought 3 parrots' and the landlord replies 'no we've only bought the one at the bottom of the cage, the other two are on higher perches'
I thank you - takes applause with humility and the cheers with a thankful bow. Here all week, try the fish."
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"A bloke walks in to his local pub and notices they have bought a bird cage and 3 parrots. The patron quite taken a back says to the landlord ' I see you have bought 3 parrots' and the landlord replies 'no we've only bought the one at the bottom of the cage, the other two are on higher perches'
I thank you - takes applause with humility and the cheers with a thankful bow. Here all week, try the fish.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "How do you drive this thing...?" "
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