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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Well are you if so I've opened the bar for the evening .why not come in from wilderness and introduce yourself as you order your drink .

As you friendly bar tender I can honestly say anyone posting in here will not be ignored all are welcome of coarse ' but the first drinks free for the lurkers who comes in from out of the cold and introduces themselves .xx

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Real ale, please. Straight glass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's shit in here. You haven't cleaned your lines, you don't have a music licence and your toilets stink of piss. IM OFF. Tara.

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By *cotsguyyMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a lurker Damn! I mean was...

*slides back into the shadows*

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

I'm not a lurker

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By *iscean MaleMan  over a year ago

Darlaston

Morgan spice...on the rocks please with a slice.

So kind

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Real ale, please. Straight glass "

Coming right up don't forget there's nibbles on the bar fella

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By *adyDangerWoman  over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

Large wine please barman, chop chop

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Real ale, please. Straight glass

Coming right up don't forget there's nibbles on the bar fella "

Oh no, pissy fingers rummaging through?!

Gimme a bag of nuts instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gin & Tonic please x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Sex on the beach please "

Oh yes that's a girl one sweet sex on the beach coming right up

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Large wine please barman, chop chop "

Would you like to sit next to me? You can have my nuts.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'll have a brandy cocoa please.

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"It's shit in here. You haven't cleaned your lines, you don't have a music licence and your toilets stink of piss. IM OFF. Tara."

Don't forget to shut the door on your way out fella

Right now the trolls gone the next rounds on me to get rid of that bad smell he left in the air at his passing

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By *adyDangerWoman  over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"Large wine please barman, chop chop

Would you like to sit next to me? You can have my nuts. "

Ohhh yes please roasted I hope let's chat and perve

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough

Massive lurker. First post ever. What should I expect?

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By *ustMe06Woman  over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

Southern comfort and please...fresh lime. X

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm a lurker Damn! I mean was...

*slides back into the shadows* "

Oh no you don't come back here and have a large scotch on me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a lurker... Well maybe not, but I am thirsty. Does that count OP?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Large wine please barman, chop chop "

Its the birthday girl wine no way here have this battle of bubble on me

Chop chop bloody hell your really asking for it

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Real ale, please. Straight glass

Coming right up don't forget there's nibbles on the bar fella

Oh no, pissy fingers rummaging through?!

Gimme a bag of nuts instead "

Here catch I've got a lot of orders to get through

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sailor jerry spiced and please bar keep

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By *adyDangerWoman  over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"Large wine please barman, chop chop

Its the birthday girl wine no way here have this battle of bubble on me

Chop chop bloody hell your really asking for it "

Pushing my boundaries ohhh bubbles I get very horny off them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a lurker "

Fibber

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Gin & Tonic please x "

Here you go darling one large g and t its happy hour everyone's a large one during happy hour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tia maria and please, no ice and a black sambucca chasser pretty please

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'll have a brandy cocoa please. "

A large brandy and coming right up you want ice in that darling .

Have you heard about brandy its know as randy brandy in my neck of the woods for good reason

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gin & Tonic please x

Here you go darling one large g and t its happy hour everyone's a large one during happy hour "

Ohhhh awesome, thank you

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By *ureTemptationWoman  over a year ago

Off the grid

Pink sambuka shots. Line 'em up, it's been one of those days.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Large wine please barman, chop chop

Would you like to sit next to me? You can have my nuts.

Ohhh yes please roasted I hope let's chat and perve "

Well, lets have a look at the talent around here - you pick me one and I'll pick you one, you flutter your eyes at them and show ''em some leg and I'll do my wicked grin....

And if you spill your drink on me jeans, they'll have to come off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Okay then. I'll just sneak out the back way

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Massive lurker. First post ever. What should I expect? "

Nothing but a friendly atmosphere and a nice drink in here just watch the rest of the forums as I'm sure the full moon has had a effect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Okay then. I'll just sneak out the back way "

Aww don't leave sweetcheeks

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Southern comfort and please...fresh lime. X"

Coming right up darling may I just you join lady D and Steve there a nice and friendly plus lady D is a looker ur sorry I mean a Lurker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vodka lemonade and a black sambucca please

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm a lurker... Well maybe not, but I am thirsty. Does that count OP? "

Yippee your here pull and a stool darling and what would you like to drink xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Sailor jerry spiced and please bar keep"

Coming right up fella haven't we met before ...?

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By *ango0505Woman  over a year ago

Dumfries

Please may I have a Botanist Gin and Tonic with a wedge of pink grapefruit x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sailor jerry spiced and please bar keep

Coming right up fella haven't we met before ...?

"

Cheers buddy I believe we have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any chance I can just get a ?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Large wine please barman, chop chop

Its the birthday girl wine no way here have this battle of bubble on me

Chop chop bloody hell your really asking for it

Pushing my boundaries ohhh bubbles I get very horny off them "

I love it when a plan comes together

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"tia maria and please, no ice and a black sambucca chasser pretty please "

Take a seat sweet I will be over with that in a jiffy

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Pink sambuka shots. Line 'em up, it's been one of those days. "

12 shots along the bar a dare you get through all and the rest of your drinks for the night are on the house darling

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West

Glass of red please

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Vodka lemonade and a black sambucca please "

Coming right up for the girl with the luscious lips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"tia maria and please, no ice and a black sambucca chasser pretty please

Take a seat sweet I will be over with that in a jiffy "

have a drink yourself lovely x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Please may I have a Botanist Gin and Tonic with a wedge of pink grapefruit x"

Coming right up sweet cheeks

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By *cotsguyyMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm a lurker Damn! I mean was...

*slides back into the shadows*

Oh no you don't come back here and have a large scotch on me "

I'd prefer it in a glass if that's alright. Can I have some rum instead?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Any chance I can just get a ? "

Of coarse darling ice with a slice of lemon ..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vodka, lime and soda please?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Glass of red please "

Here darling take the bottle and pull up chair its happy hour so make the most of it is what I say have you met Steve fun lover lady d shining angle there a lovey social bunch just like everyone I here

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Glass of red please

Here darling take the bottle and pull up chair its happy hour so make the most of it is what I say have you met Steve fun lover lady d shining angle there a lovey social bunch just like everyone I here "

Thank you

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"tia maria and please, no ice and a black sambucca chasser pretty please

Take a seat sweet I will be over with that in a jiffy

have a drink yourself lovely x"

Ah thanks darling all this running around serving and saying hello has made me rather thirsty I'm having a lager shandy thanks me lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hendricks and tonic please, with a a sprig of rosemary

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm a lurker Damn! I mean was...

*slides back into the shadows*

Oh no you don't come back here and have a large scotch on me

I'd prefer it in a glass if that's alright. Can I have some rum instead? "

Of coarse you can fella one large rum on the house coming right up

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough


"Massive lurker. First post ever. What should I expect?

Nothing but a friendly atmosphere and a nice drink in here just watch the rest of the forums as I'm sure the full moon has had a effect "

In that case then I'll have Honey JD with crushed ice and a maraschino cherry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another real ale for me please and a medium dry white for the missus!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Vodka, lime and soda please?"

One large vls coming right up do you want ice in that my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I please just have a please to much _oddy last night (Kat) xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Hendricks and tonic please, with a a sprig of rosemary "

Park that lovely behind in a chair darling and I'll be over with your drink in a jiffy

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Massive lurker. First post ever. What should I expect?

Nothing but a friendly atmosphere and a nice drink in here just watch the rest of the forums as I'm sure the full moon has had a effect

In that case then I'll have Honey JD with crushed ice and a maraschino cherry.

"

Coming right up that's a lovely rump your got there why not park it on a bar stool while I get you your drink darling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vodka, lime and soda please?

One large vls coming right up do you want ice in that my lovely "

Please- make it a double Trouble, been a rough week!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can I please just have a please to much _oddy last night (Kat) xx"

Coming right up I owe your hubby a couple of pints and full English with chips so park that lovey rump at a table and I will be over with your order quicker than a bat out of hell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bar tender what would you like (Kat) xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Vodka, lime and soda please?

One large vls coming right up do you want ice in that my lovely

Please- make it a double Trouble, been a rough week!"

Rough week I hate hem myself so as a pick me up the first triples on the house

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Bar tender what would you like (Kat) xx"

I'm on duty you naughty kat so I couldn't possible say with out starting a orgy and someone already running a post under that name so it would be fair to start just a thing now would it you naughty little Kat

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By *lowercandyWoman  over a year ago

Lancashire

L.I.I.T

please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I please just have a please to much _oddy last night (Kat) xx

Coming right up I owe your hubby a couple of pints and full English with chips so park that lovey rump at a table and I will be over with your order quicker than a bat out of hell "

Why thank you lovely (kat)xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"L.I.I.T

please "

One Long Island Iced Tea coming right up darling and yes I had to Google it you naughty girl this isn't my day job you know its a part time social thing for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any chance I can just get a ?

Of coarse darling ice with a slice of lemon ..? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Porn star please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Porn star please "

Bloody hell one minute while I Google the recipe. .

Sorry about the delay finally found it after page after page of porn .yes I'm bloody blushing thanks to you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bar tender what would you like (Kat) xx

I'm on duty you naughty kat so I couldn't possible say with out starting a orgy and someone already running a post under that name so it would be fair to start just a thing now would it you naughty little Kat "

I'm very sorry Mr bar tender but I'm very good at being naughty xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Any chance I can just get a ?

Of coarse darling ice with a slice of lemon ..?

Yes please "

Right now you have your drink do tell do you fancy lock in later ...? if so pass the word discreetly that come closing time I'm locking the doors for a al night can you keep up it party

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Bar tender what would you like (Kat) xx

I'm on duty you naughty kat so I couldn't possible say with out starting a orgy and someone already running a post under that name so it would be fair to start just a thing now would it you naughty little Kat I'm very sorry Mr bar tender but I'm very good at being naughty xx"

I'm having a lock in come closing time for a al night can you keep it up party you and hubby are invited darling so I can finally get to see how naughty you really are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bar tender what would you like (Kat) xx

I'm on duty you naughty kat so I couldn't possible say with out starting a orgy and someone already running a post under that name so it would be fair to start just a thing now would it you naughty little Kat I'm very sorry Mr bar tender but I'm very good at being naughty xx

I'm having a lock in come closing time for a al night can you keep it up party you and hubby are invited darling so I can finally get to see how naughty you really are "

well thankyou for your invite xx

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By *oddess ZCouple  over a year ago

Wrexham

*shyly says hello *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back in and hoping for quicker service. Chop chop bar keep!!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Back in and hoping for quicker service. Chop chop bar keep!! "

That's it your going on the naughty stool because you haven't placed a order yet so sit there and tell me what do you want to drink little miss naughty

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By *rchid0103Woman  over a year ago

Southport

Please my I order a Bombay sapphire gin with slim line tonic , ice and a slice of lime and take ur own barman x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"*shyly says hello *"

Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll just help myself to some water from the tap. Too thirsty to wait another 10 minutes

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Please my I order a Bombay sapphire gin with slim line tonic , ice and a slice of lime and take ur own barman x "

Coming right my lovely i will have a lager shandy as I've got a demanding crowd in here tonight and I'm run off my feet because like the kind hearted idiot I am I've extended happy hour because there a lovely bunch really just a bit demanding is all

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A bit of liver with fava beans and a nice chianti

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A bit of liver with fava beans and a nice chianti"

OK Hannibal but no one is dieing on my watch unless its from to much pleasure

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start "

You want nuts to go with that

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo "

Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo

Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella "

Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo

Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella

Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers"

May in join you with my tap water?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo

Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella

Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers

May in join you with my tap water? "

That was meant to be

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo

Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella

Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers"

Your welcome fella

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo

Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella

Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers

May in join you with my tap water?

That was meant to be "

Tape water I can do better than that one spring water with ice and a sprig of lemon coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start

You want nuts to go with that "

I didn't know you cared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo

Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella

Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers

May in join you with my tap water?

That was meant to be

Tape water I can do better than that one spring water with ice and a sprig of lemon coming right up

"

Awww thank you handsome. You are too kind to me

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start

You want nuts to go with that

I didn't know you cared "

Hay I take pride in my service yes I can't be a little slow at times but I get there in the end with a smile on my face

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm to shy to post so lurker city it is bohoo

Pull up a chair bladey and what will it be fella

Jd and please. Dawn civil of you sir. Cheers

May in join you with my tap water?

That was meant to be

Tape water I can do better than that one spring water with ice and a sprig of lemon coming right up

Awww thank you handsome. You are too kind to me "

Your worth it darling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start

You want nuts to go with that

I didn't know you cared

Hay I take pride in my service yes I can't be a little slow at times but I get there in the end with a smile on my face "

Nice nuts thanks

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Well I'm on cocktails so I've just raided the cabinet and I'm having a Chin Chin to start

You want nuts to go with that

I didn't know you cared

Hay I take pride in my service yes I can't be a little slow at times but I get there in the end with a smile on my face

Nice nuts thanks"

Your welcome fella

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are very good Mr handsom you have serviced me all day foot rub is in order (Kat) xx

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By *liMzMan  over a year ago

London

Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You are very good Mr handsom you have serviced me all day foot rub is in order (Kat) xx"

Your welcome darling it really was no trouble in fact its was a hell of a lot of fun naughty girls always bring the worst oops I mean best out in me

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single "

Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are very good Mr handsom you have serviced me all day foot rub is in order (Kat) xx

Your welcome darling it really was no trouble in fact its was a hell of a lot of fun naughty girls always bring the worst oops I mean best out in me "

Well its night night from me I now need to go blow up balloons and put banners up and wrap pressies so take care bar man and enjoy patrons xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You are very good Mr handsom you have serviced me all day foot rub is in order (Kat) xx

Your welcome darling it really was no trouble in fact its was a hell of a lot of fun naughty girls always bring the worst oops I mean best out in me Well its night night from me I now need to go blow up balloons and put banners up and wrap pressies so take care bar man and enjoy patrons xx"

Good night darling catch you around sexy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are very good Mr handsom you have serviced me all day foot rub is in order (Kat) xx

Your welcome darling it really was no trouble in fact its was a hell of a lot of fun naughty girls always bring the worst oops I mean best out in me Well its night night from me I now need to go blow up balloons and put banners up and wrap pressies so take care bar man and enjoy patrons xx

Good night darling catch you around sexy xxx"

Mwahhhhh xx

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By *liMzMan  over a year ago

London


"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single

Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe "

Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)

I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single

Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe

Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)

I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*"

There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time

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By *oddess ZCouple  over a year ago

Wrexham


"*shyly says hello *

Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely "

Hello , first time posting but I'm definitely a lurker xD im zo a fruit cider for me .

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"*shyly says hello *

Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely

Hello , first time posting but I'm definitely a lurker xD im zo a fruit cider for me . "

Yippee your back great profile darling lovely pictures to pull a chair up and mingle while I get your drink .

I will keep a eye out for you in future and so will most of the lovely ladies in here when they check out your great profile xxxx

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By *liMzMan  over a year ago

London


"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single

Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe

Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)

I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*

There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time "

I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sloe comfortable screw for me please.

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By *oddess ZCouple  over a year ago

Wrexham

Thank you I shall do very kind words I hope to find luck on here xD I found your Dom story BTW very good story teller

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*shyly says hello *

Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely

Hello , first time posting but I'm definitely a lurker xD im zo a fruit cider for me . "

Welcome to the forum

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single

Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe

Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)

I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*

There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time

I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman"

Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me .

She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pokes me head in for a minute. Hey people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pokes me head in for a minute. Hey people "

Hey

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Sloe comfortable screw for me please. "

Coming right up but on the naughty chair with you first for being so bloody hot and mentioning the word screw in my company .

You no screw is one of my oh my god i must play words

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By *urvygirl75Woman  over a year ago

chester

A large dry white wine please.....and one for you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whats going on ere then,dont mind me im just lurking

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

Thank you I shall do very kind words I hope to find luck on here xD I found your Dom story BTW very good story teller "

Why thank you my dear that's a true tail you know she broke my heart I will be adding to that in the future xxxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Pokes me head in for a minute. Hey people "

Get in here and pull up a chair what's in going to be to drink fella

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A large dry white wine please.....and one for you! "

Why thank you you really are a nice couple I've not seen you pair about before so have the bottle on me find a table and mingle . I'm having another lager shandy thank you my dears bottoms up

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley

JD & Coke please.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Whats going on ere then,dont mind me im just lurking"

Pull up a chair fella what can I get you to drink

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By *urvygirl75Woman  over a year ago

chester

Why thank you-you're most kind! seems like our kinda place!

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm an occasional lurker. And I'll have a V&T please!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"JD & Coke please. "

Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..?

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By *liMzMan  over a year ago

London


"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single

Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe

Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)

I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*

There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time

I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman

Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me .

She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot "

No, I haven't. . but WOW . ... she's lovely (& I do love a bit of naughty) barman, give her another double of what she's having.. On 2nd thoughts, would you mind if I help her with that slow screw

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm an occasional lurker. And I'll have a V&T please! "

Not seen you around here before my lovely have you meet migicwhisper she's a lovely girl a new poster very nice and polite . Right one triple v&t on the house for the new girl you want ice in that darling and a sprig of lemon .

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

one of your specials please barman and a nibble of you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm an occasional lurker. And I'll have a V&T please!

Not seen you around here before my lovely have you meet migicwhisper she's a lovely girl a new poster very nice and polite . Right one triple v&t on the house for the new girl you want ice in that darling and a sprig of lemon . "

A triple?? Anyone would think you were trying to lower my inhibitions! Always ice and a lime wedge would put a smile on my face. Thanks for the intro.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single

Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe

Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)

I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*

There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time

I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman

Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me .

She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot

No, I haven't. . but WOW . ... she's lovely (& I do love a bit of naughty) barman, give her another double of what she's having.. On 2nd thoughts, would you mind if I help her with that slow screw"

You've have to ask her about that fella but remember I run a respectable joint and no means no in here and I don't like to see any kind of pushy non gentlemanly behavior from my patrons as it ruins the vibe

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"one of your specials please barman and a nibble of you "

Coming right up darling pull a chair up give us a quick kiss on the cheek as we don't want to put a show in just yet

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley


"JD & Coke please.

Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..? "

No ice thanks.

How are you tonight?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm an occasional lurker. And I'll have a V&T please!

Not seen you around here before my lovely have you meet migicwhisper she's a lovely girl a new poster very nice and polite . Right one triple v&t on the house for the new girl you want ice in that darling and a sprig of lemon .

A triple?? Anyone would think you were trying to lower my inhibitions! Always ice and a lime wedge would put a smile on my face. Thanks for the intro. "

Your welcome my lovely yes I want to lower your inhibitions just enough to get you to open up to everyone as I find that helps with whole making friends process after all we are all here to make friends well that the idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not rally a lurker but sometimes feels like I am treated like one due to my location. Gin and tonic, please. Just what I need..

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"JD & Coke please.

Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..?

No ice thanks.

How are you tonight? "

Fine fella a bit knackered I was socializing at Suzy belated birthday bash until 130 am last night didn't get home untill 3am then I was up at 6 am .

But hay it was a fun evening met some lovely people one or two had popped there head in here tonight to

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Not rally a lurker but sometimes feels like I am treated like one due to my location. Gin and tonic, please. Just what I need.. "

Pull a chair up fella introduce yourself as I get that for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Asbach and please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not rally a lurker but sometimes feels like I am treated like one due to my location. Gin and tonic, please. Just what I need..

Pull a chair up fella introduce yourself as I get that for you "

Thank you fine bartender gent . Much appreciated...

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Asbach and please "

Grab a chair fella you want ice in that not seen you around much so its a triple on the house

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley


"JD & Coke please.

Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..?

No ice thanks.

How are you tonight?

Fine fella a bit knackered I was socializing at Suzy belated birthday bash until 130 am last night didn't get home untill 3am then I was up at 6 am .

But hay it was a fun evening met some lovely people one or two had popped there head in here tonight to "

Sounds good, have chatted to Suzy on here, she's lovely, isn't she?

On my last night shift before my week off.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Not rally a lurker but sometimes feels like I am treated like one due to my location. Gin and tonic, please. Just what I need..

Pull a chair up fella introduce yourself as I get that for you

Thank you fine bartender gent . Much appreciated... "

Your welcome fella mingle freely there a lovely bunch in here they really are

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By *appytrailmanMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Spiced Rum and Coke please pal no ice!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"JD & Coke please.

Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..?

No ice thanks.

How are you tonight?

Fine fella a bit knackered I was socializing at Suzy belated birthday bash until 130 am last night didn't get home untill 3am then I was up at 6 am .

But hay it was a fun evening met some lovely people one or two had popped there head in here tonight to

Sounds good, have chatted to Suzy on here, she's lovely, isn't she?

On my last night shift before my week off. "

Lovely genuine girl heart of gold with some great interesting friends as friendly as she is

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Spiced Rum and Coke please pal no ice! "

Coming right up fella pull up a chair mingle politely we had had some right stunners in here tonight some lovely polite gents to

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley


"JD & Coke please.

Coming right up fella find a chair introduce yourself want ice in that ..?

No ice thanks.

How are you tonight?

Fine fella a bit knackered I was socializing at Suzy belated birthday bash until 130 am last night didn't get home untill 3am then I was up at 6 am .

But hay it was a fun evening met some lovely people one or two had popped there head in here tonight to

Sounds good, have chatted to Suzy on here, she's lovely, isn't she?

On my last night shift before my week off.

Lovely genuine girl heart of gold with some great interesting friends as friendly as she is "

Will have to work my charms on her and see if I can get an invite to next year's then.

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By *liMzMan  over a year ago

London

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By *liMzMan  over a year ago

London


"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single

Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe

Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)

I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*

There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time

I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman

Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me .

She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot

No, I haven't. . but WOW . ... she's lovely (& I do love a bit of naughty) barman, give her another double of what she's having.. On 2nd thoughts, would you mind if I help her with that slow screw

You've have to ask her about that fella but remember I run a respectable joint and no means no in here and I don't like to see any kind of pushy non gentlemanly behavior from my patrons as it ruins the vibe "

Of course kind sir. I wouldn't dream of ruining your good reputation. .. being a lurker, I'm just gonna write on this napkin & slink back into the shadows (I think she's left) Another double please sir

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't lurk, I flaunt

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I don't lurk, I flaunt "

I don't lurk either. If I'm here everyone knows it.

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By *eaded_BazMan  over a year ago

Truro


"I don't lurk, I flaunt

I don't lurk either. If I'm here everyone knows it."

Well if you've got it, you got it

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Hey barman. You have a nice place here, such a beautiful array of people mingling. . Would it be cool to add a bit of colour to this place

Mines a belvedere & lemonade please (R Whites & 2 ices)

Oh shoot, did I miss the happy hour. Wanted a double, but only have enough for a single

Don't worry fella a doulde it is on the house as I've not seen you in these parts before and we can always do with a few more polite gentlemen about the place as it helps with the happy mellow let's have some fun vibe

Thank you kind sir .. starting to love this bar (& your not tight with the vodka)

I'd luv to buy one of these beautiful ladies a drink, but you seem to have it all covered *drops a few coins on the counter*

There a lovely bunch of girls fella just pull up a chair join in the conversation and you will be making friends in no time

I think I will pull up a chair since your spot looks like it'll be open for a while.. but being a lurker, my chairs @ the back here, where it's too dark.. The pretty lady over there can't even notice me noticing her. Ah well, another round please Mr barman

Move your chair into the light fella while I get you another have you met Diana she's about to go on the naughty chair for teasing me .

She's a lovely girl but by god is she naughty and hot

No, I haven't. . but WOW . ... she's lovely (& I do love a bit of naughty) barman, give her another double of what she's having.. On 2nd thoughts, would you mind if I help her with that slow screw

You've have to ask her about that fella but remember I run a respectable joint and no means no in here and I don't like to see any kind of pushy non gentlemanly behavior from my patrons as it ruins the vibe

Of course kind sir. I wouldn't dream of ruining your good reputation. .. being a lurker, I'm just gonna write on this napkin & slink back into the shadows (I think she's left) Another double please sir "

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I don't lurk, I flaunt "

Yippee some old hands turn up after I passed out from lack off sleep your always welcome in here you know and I managed to get a few newbies to say hello so it was a good fun night had by all I hope

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I don't lurk, I flaunt

I don't lurk either. If I'm here everyone knows it."

Yes we do my lovely sadly you arrive after I had passed out so poor old me didn't get to serve you a drink

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By *oddess ZCouple  over a year ago

Wrexham


"*shyly says hello *

Why hello I don't think I've seen you in here before I'm john friendly but naughty what can I get you to drink my lovely

Hello , first time posting but I'm definitely a lurker xD im zo a fruit cider for me .

Welcome to the forum "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am i a lurker

Define lurker

Hmmm maybe not

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Am i a lurker

Define lurker

Hmmm maybe not

"

phew there you are just jo who locked you in the celler your frozen grabs the brandy

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville

A _oddy and diet pls Mr Bartender no ice, after yrs of whitening my teeth I have incredibly sensitive teeth x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am i a lurker

Define lurker

Hmmm maybe not

phew there you are just jo who locked you in the celler your frozen grabs the brandy "

Brandy hmmmmm nice and warm

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Am i a lurker

Define lurker

Hmmm maybe not

"

your no lurker a naughty looker defiantly .xxx

how are you jo on this dreary Monday

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A _oddy and diet pls Mr Bartender no ice, after yrs of whitening my teeth I have incredibly sensitive teeth x "

coming right up darling take a seat its way to dreary out there today . so dreary I'm thinking of opening early tonight and running happy hour all night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have an Irish cream latte my lovely bar tender (Kat) xx

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville


"A _oddy and diet pls Mr Bartender no ice, after yrs of whitening my teeth I have incredibly sensitive teeth x

coming right up darling take a seat its way to dreary out there today . so dreary I'm thinking of opening early tonight and running happy hour all night "

Cool, do you do food too? If the weather outside is anything to go by I'm not shifting x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A _oddy and diet pls Mr Bartender no ice, after yrs of whitening my teeth I have incredibly sensitive teeth x

coming right up darling take a seat its way to dreary out there today . so dreary I'm thinking of opening early tonight and running happy hour all night

Cool, do you do food too? If the weather outside is anything to go by I'm not shifting x "

. He makes a very nice bacon and egg sarnie (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am i a lurker

Define lurker

Hmmm maybe not

your no lurker a naughty looker defiantly .xxx

how are you jo on this dreary Monday "

Hello there ..sorry just saw ...blowing gales and brrrrrrrr here

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A _oddy and diet pls Mr Bartender no ice, after yrs of whitening my teeth I have incredibly sensitive teeth x

coming right up darling take a seat its way to dreary out there today . so dreary I'm thinking of opening early tonight and running happy hour all night

Cool, do you do food too? If the weather outside is anything to go by I'm not shifting x "

as kat said I'm a dab hand at bacon sandwiches .I also make a mean lasagne and make a rather divine lamb or beef casserole

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can I have an Irish cream latte my lovely bar tender (Kat) xx"

coming right up my lovely I've done you a bacon butty to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only posting as I love to be a thread killer!

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