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A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......  "
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"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......
Murderer!"
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"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"
Well no coz there're designed to kill the little fkers |
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"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?
Well no coz there're designed to kill the little fkers "
and now it's crispy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?
Well no coz there're designed to kill the little fkers "
yeah but to be sure they are not just stunned.......its best too flame thrower the little bastards as well....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ...... "
pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......
pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design."
Yeah well if they were so good for the planet evolution would have provided them with flame retardant wings ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"
No it wouldnt, you've been mislead by TV, defibrillulators, to give them their correct name, doesn't restart a heart it stops them. It's used on people who are suffering from a heart that isn't beating correctly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......
pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design.
Yeah well if they were so good for the planet evolution would have provided them with flame retardant wings ...... "
lol...they work in numbers...thats why they are actually better than us in that respect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......
pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design.
Yeah well if they were so good for the planet evolution would have provided them with flame retardant wings ......
lol...they work in numbers...thats why they are actually better than us in that respect "
Even in a gang attack they are no match for me and my flame thrower ......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why would you want to resuscitate a dead fly.... pesky o'rrible little fukers,,,,,,, they should be finished off with a flame-thrower ......
pesky...but they make our world work...I appreciate them in their design, see them close up...and marvel at the genius in their design.
Yeah well if they were so good for the planet evolution would have provided them with flame retardant wings ......
lol...they work in numbers...thats why they are actually better than us in that respect
Even in a gang attack they are no match for me and my flame thrower ......
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gangbanged by flies...disgusting |
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It comes back to life, flies round and accelerates at ever increasing speed towards your head, knocking you flying onto the floor.
As it does so, you hear it's tiny yet irate fly voice say "Stop asking such inane questions!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?
Well no coz there're designed to kill the little fkers
yeah but to be sure they are not just stunned.......its best too flame thrower the little bastards as well....... "
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It depends if the zapper is on a conveyor belt; and whether the conveyor belt is made to go at the same speed as the fly,but in the opposite direction.( or is it the same direction?)
Which means that the fly can't fly; ( or perhaps the fly can fly faster, or that it can still fly even though it was dead.)
Sorry, what was the question?
The answer is definitely yes
Or no
Or both. ( but only if the fly and the zapper are in a box with schroedinger's cat). It doesn't matter then if it's on a conveyor belt or not.
I think that's clear enough
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"It depends if the zapper is on a conveyor belt; and whether the conveyor belt is made to go at the same speed as the fly,but in the opposite direction.( or is it the same direction?)
Which means that the fly can't fly; ( or perhaps the fly can fly faster, or that it can still fly even though it was dead.)
Sorry, what was the question?
The answer is definitely yes
Or no
Or both. ( but only if the fly and the zapper are in a box with schroedinger's cat). It doesn't matter then if it's on a conveyor belt or not.
I think that's clear enough
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This made me giggle |
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"It depends if the zapper is on a conveyor belt; and whether the conveyor belt is made to go at the same speed as the fly,but in the opposite direction.( or is it the same direction?)
Which means that the fly can't fly; ( or perhaps the fly can fly faster, or that it can still fly even though it was dead.)
Sorry, what was the question?
The answer is definitely yes
Or no
Or both. ( but only if the fly and the zapper are in a box with schroedinger's cat). It doesn't matter then if it's on a conveyor belt or not.
I think that's clear enough
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No how can it. Flies only eat currents when they are alive, so how can the current from the zapper get into the fly to save it?
Also, flies don't wear trousers, so don't need a belt, that won't help either.
So the fly will stay flying around, but dead. Obvs. |
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"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol"
Better is:
" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"
" its arse" |
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"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol
Better is:
" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"
" its arse""
I like it 
Oh hold on.... |
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"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol
Better is:
" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"
" its arse""
lol that's got me chuckling |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"
no fella the fly now gets cooked because that's what they do they instantly cook the insect from the inside out as far as I know . only good thing is the fly doesn't feel the instant pain of being cooked alive .
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"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol
Better is:
" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"
" its arse"lol that's got me chuckling "
Bollocks, mine was funnier |
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"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol
Better is:
" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"
" its arse"lol that's got me chuckling
Bollocks, mine was funnier "
But I was walking on a treadmill when I typed mine. |
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"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"
No cos a defibrillator stops the heart then shocks it back to a normal rate |
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"Do insects have hearts or just a circulatory system? If no heart then no defibrillation."
I've feeling he, knows it wont really, it was a bit of fun.
Since the fly virtually explodes, makes it a short lived recovery anyway  |
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"A man has 5 children
The first four are called
January
February
March and
April.
What is the name of the fifth child.
Bob..... 
No:
What is the name of the fith child"
Yes.......  |
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The devices I see usually have the flies stuck on to them, so whilst in a nanosecond the fly might be resuscitated - and that's an enormous might - if it remained stuck on to the electricity pumping wires, it's just going to cook the thing. Flies have somewhat different circulatory systems to humans, not having the closed type system, with a heart pumping the equivalent of blood through a network of pipes - it's an open system, that circulates their fluids are pumped throughout their tissues. What causes their hearts to pump, I don't remember from my old biology classes but it's likely that a basic pacemaker ability exists in components of the much simpler heart elements that insects have, compared to humans. Whether a huge surge of electrical current from the wires would restart the pacemaker, is another matter The action potential that's requiredd, in order to get those dainty little nuisances' hearts beating, is probably miniscule compared to those machines.
If you like cooked insects, then there's free food.  |
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"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol
Better is:
" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"
" its arse"lol that's got me chuckling
Bollocks, mine was funnier
But I was walking on a treadmill when I typed mine."
So was I, that's why mine didn't take off  |
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"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol
Better is:
" what's the last thing to go through it's mind as it hits the truck?"
" its arse"lol that's got me chuckling
Bollocks, mine was funnier
But I was walking on a treadmill when I typed mine.
So was I, that's why mine didn't take off "
But I was facing backwards and on roller skates
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"A man has 5 children
The first four are called
January
February
March and
April.
What is the name of the fifth child.
Bob.....
No:
What is the name of the fith child
Yes.......
Hurrah!
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Middle name is Bob though... |
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"A man has 5 children
The first four are called
January
February
March and
April.
What is the name of the fifth child.
Bob.....
No:
What is the name of the fith child
Yes.......
Hurrah!
Middle name is Bob though... "
Is he your mother's brother? |
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"A man has 5 children
The first four are called
January
February
March and
April.
What is the name of the fifth child.
Bob.....
No:
What is the name of the fith child
Yes.......
Hurrah!
Middle name is Bob though... "
Ah, it's called Yes Bob Hurrah. Simple when you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A man has 5 children
The first four are called
January
February
March and
April.
What is the name of the fifth child.
Bob.....
No:
What is the name of the fith child
Yes.......
Hurrah!
Middle name is Bob though...
Is he your mother's brother?"
What .... Bobs a girl ! |
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So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?
What
So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?
No. he is not called Yes
Or Hurrah
What is the child's name.
Bob?"
I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......
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By (user no longer on site)
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So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah ?
What
So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?
No. he is not called Yes
Or Hurrah
What is the child's name.
Bob?
I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......
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Wot watt what.... |
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"Do insects have hearts or just a circulatory system? If no heart then no defibrillation.
I've feeling he, knows it wont really, it was a bit of fun.
Since the fly virtually explodes, makes it a short lived recovery anyway "
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So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?
This could go to 175.... I haven't heard of anyone called 175
It's possible though
Not an approved name in France "
Pas du tout!
Cent soixante quinze.... dont think it would go well |
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What is the child's name.
Bob?
I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......
What?
Hurrah!
You've already said it's not Hurrah!
I know; the child is called What."
So you go up to the kid and say
"What is your name "
And the kid says
"Yes"
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You've already said it's not Hurrah!
I know; the child is called What.
Sorry, I know. I was trying the ignorance is bliss thing for a bit "
Well it's almost as funny as the fucking aeroplane and conveyor belt
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What is the child's name.
Bob?
I haven't actually asked a question; just made a statement......
What?
Hurrah!
You've already said it's not Hurrah!
I know; the child is called What.
So you go up to the kid and say
"What is your name "
And the kid says
"Yes"
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I may have the answer. xxx |
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"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?"
if you take a fly and submerge it in water until it drowns (this takes a while) and then once the fly is dead put it on top of a pile of salt and then cover with more salt (basically Bury it in lots of salt) the salt will dry the fly and bring it back to life I shit you not.
I didn't believe it but I tried it and it works..have shown a few people now. It's an odd trick but a good one (though probably not for the fly) |
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"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol"
Er,no,if the fly and the truck were the same mass travelling at the same velocity perhaps but in this case...,fly +truck =tiny, tiny pancake! |
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"Better question is if a fly hits a truck on the move will the impact cause both to stop for a nano second lol
Er,no,if the fly and the truck were the same mass travelling at the same velocity perhaps but in this case...,fly +truck =tiny, tiny pancake! "
this..
think the technical term is the fly is fecked..
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I'm not a biologist or a physicist... but I can tell you that...
No the zapper wouldn't act as a defib as the watts/amps are too high. A defib has less than 0.1 amps going through it but 330 joules of energy. |
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So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?
This could go to 175.... I haven't heard of anyone called 175
It's possible though
Not an approved name in France
Pas du tout!
Cent soixante quinze.... dont think it would go well"
But it sounds so much sexier
A great thread (even tho hijacked), have had a real giggle, special thanks to yourself and _unandbuck |
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So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?
This could go to 175.... I haven't heard of anyone called 175
It's possible though
Not an approved name in France
Pas du tout!
Cent soixante quinze.... dont think it would go well
But it sounds so much sexier
A great thread (even tho hijacked), have had a real giggle, special thanks to yourself and _unandbuck "
Always happy to hear the ladies giggle
Yes, but those french numbers are set up to confound us . 75 - sixty fifteen? 99 - four twenties ten nine ?
damn them and their sweet talking ways |
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So, is the child called Yes or Hurrah?
This could go to 175.... I haven't heard of anyone called 175
It's possible though
Not an approved name in France
Pas du tout!
Cent soixante quinze.... dont think it would go well
But it sounds so much sexier
A great thread (even tho hijacked), have had a real giggle, special thanks to yourself and _unandbuck
Always happy to hear the ladies giggle
Yes, but those french numbers are set up to confound us . 75 - sixty fifteen? 99 - four twenties ten nine ?
damn them and their sweet talking ways "
Yes.....
98
English; "ninety, eight"
German "ninety and eight"
French; " four times twenty and ten and eight"
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"A fly is flying towards and insecticuter. As it is about to hit the electric zapper, it has a heart attack. Its forward momentum takes it on to the zapper.
Does it work like a defribulator and bring the fly back to life?
if you take a fly and submerge it in water until it drowns (this takes a while) and then once the fly is dead put it on top of a pile of salt and then cover with more salt (basically Bury it in lots of salt) the salt will dry the fly and bring it back to life I shit you not.
I didn't believe it but I tried it and it works..have shown a few people now. It's an odd trick but a good one (though probably not for the fly)"
Your party piece is drowning flies? |
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