"Any Doctors on the site?
We have a genuine enquiry about an issue that we could use some real advice on. "
Of course there are doctors on the site, but they'd be silly to offer advice to strangers on an unrelated internet site.
Plenty of others will though
Phone NHS direct
Go see a GP
Go to A&E
Go to a walk in centre
Ask on Fabswingers
In a list of things to do when in need of medical advice, ask yourself which seems out of place?