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By *eeside OP   Man  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wateing for the train to work but...... Cold and bord....

Hoo nows sum good joke ?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mate swallowed some Lego earlier.

His Doctor isn't too worried, but he's shitting bricks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knock knock"

Who's there?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"Knock knock

Who's there? "

Amir

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knock knock

Who's there?

Amir "

Amir who?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"Knock knock

Who's there?

Amir

Amir who? "

Amir to see you of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knock knock

Who's there?

Amir

Amir who?

Amir to see you of course "

I bought a boomerang off of a ghost the other day.

That'll come back to haunt me.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"Knock knock

Who's there?

Amir

Amir who?

Amir to see you of course

I bought a boomerang off of a ghost the other day.

That'll come back to haunt me."

Have you been to the Tim Vine school of one liners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mate swallowed some Lego earlier.

His Doctor isn't too worried, but he's shitting bricks."

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By *nap on 74Man  over a year ago

aber

I d*unk battery acid & got arrested by the police & they charged me

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By *atcoupleCouple  over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Went to a party last night dressed up as a pair of jump leads.

Got to the door, they said all right you can come in but don't start anything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What goes woof woof bang?

A terriorist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loving it just what u need early in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it! "

Dunno, but I've got one of these if ya need it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why have elephants got big ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransome

Oldie but Goldie , like me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it!

Dunno, but I've got one of these if ya need it "

It doesn't quite give the same effect at a joke punch line...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks = girl ant.

If it floats = buoyant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks = girl ant.

If it floats = buoyant."

I love you.

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By *icassolifelikeMan  over a year ago

Luton

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo!

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By *ogisticalBigManMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree.... *bah-dum tssssshhhhhh*

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it!

Dunno, but I've got one of these if ya need it

It doesn't quite give the same effect at a joke punch line... "

Yeah I get that, try badum tsh then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's the tiny drumkit emoji when you need it!

Dunno, but I've got one of these if ya need it

It doesn't quite give the same effect at a joke punch line...

Yeah I get that, try badum tsh then "

I'll have to air drum and pretend

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By *ndigo40Woman  over a year ago

secret town


"Wateing for the train to work but...... Cold and bord....

Hoo nows sum good joke ?"

What's pink and green?

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

A joke that works better verbally, but is at least audience-appropriate...

What's the difference between oral and anal sex?

Oral makes your day, anal makes your whole week...

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

What's green and smells of pork?

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

Kermits cock!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What goes woof woof bang?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A terriorist

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"What goes woof woof bang?"

Has your dog just found an unpulled Xmas cracker?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes woof woof bang?

Has your dog just found an unpulled Xmas cracker? "

Now that would be funny

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