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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning all, not the best sleep last night, was supposed to collect son and his girlfriend from Bristol Airport at 7.30am but 6 hr delay on flight, picked them up at 6am so wont be in England until 10am, plus an awful nights sleep too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please can I just have 10 more minutes x"
I've give you 20 more minutes because I'm lovely like that 
*empties bucket of freezing cold water on sleeping beauty*
 Mooooorniiiiiinnng  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning all, not the best sleep last night, was supposed to collect son and his girlfriend from Bristol Airport at 7.30am but 6 hr delay on flight, picked them up at 6am so wont be in England until 10am, plus an awful nights sleep too "
Oh no
I will leave you to get all the rest you can xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm...
Mornin gorgeous... Im awake...and I have my own hosepipe... "
Morning Euro
Thatgirl needs a good hosing as my bucket didn't do anything for her  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning Frock, Fat Girl a GK and Euro tongue, please may I have the hose pipe after you? please please please? "
Morning TT... you are late 
Euro... get your hosepipe out on him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning all, not the best sleep last night, was supposed to collect son and his girlfriend from Bristol Airport at 7.30am but 6 hr delay on flight, picked them up at 6am so wont be in England until 10am, plus an awful nights sleep too
Oh no
I will leave you to get all the rest you can xx"
Got a text at 6am this morning to say just getting on plane so thank you |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
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"Morning Frock, Fat Girl a GK and Euro tongue, please may I have the hose pipe after you? please please please?
Morning TT... you are late
Euro... get your hosepipe out on him "
No way am I taking Euro's hose pipe, doesn't my profile say straight?
anyhow PP will need the hosing down more than me, I'm contented just to feast on your buns for breakfast Frock! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Miss! MISS!...
Thatgirl screamed when she saw me 'osepipe...
...an' an' now... TTs gone an' nicked it... "
It's ok, don't worry... he's using it on PP |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Miss! MISS!...
Thatgirl screamed when she saw me 'osepipe...
...an' an' now... TTs gone an' nicked it...
It's ok, don't worry... he's using it on PP "
Actually... now I AM worried...  |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands |
"Miss! MISS!...
Thatgirl screamed when she saw me 'osepipe...
...an' an' now... TTs gone an' nicked it...
It's ok, don't worry... he's using it on PP
Actually... now I AM worried... "
Whoohoo! I've the hose pipe! Stand back you lot, spray spray spray! Right, who's still in bed? Fat Girl you still in there? or was that screaming for real? Euro? what does it say in the forum rules about bad mouthing with your hose pipe, you naughty boy, spray spray spray, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Miss! MISS!...
Thatgirl screamed when she saw me 'osepipe...
...an' an' now... TTs gone an' nicked it...
It's ok, don't worry... he's using it on PP
Actually... now I AM worried... "
You're worried I never felt a thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... Euro? what does it say in the forum rules about bad mouthing with your hose pipe..."
Oi!!.. Ive never given anybody bad mouth with me 'osepipe...
Unless you count lockjaw...  |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
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"... Euro? what does it say in the forum rules about bad mouthing with your hose pipe...
Oi!!.. Ive never given anybody bad mouth with me 'osepipe...
Unless you count lockjaw... "
Hoselock Jaw? Hmmmm? |
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Morning F Off, morning snarf wanglers!
Funky: I had a dream about you all last night.
Fabsters: Did you?
Funky: No, you wouldn't let me.
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Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week ladies and gentlemen, try the veal. |
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