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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am fab and bearded

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I am fab and bearded "

That's a good one...beards are cool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I lie and tell them I give great head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not sure I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They don't know the truth ..

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By *enny79TV/TS  over a year ago

chesterfield

No idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They don't know the truth .. "

but the truth is out there

I can turn my hand to most cakes

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I lie and tell them I give great head "

Lol

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By *obwithkiltMan  over a year ago

Belton

I bake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours? "

Accepted by who?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours?

Accepted by who?"

It was a follow on from the rejected thread it was more a good points thread rather than a negative

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Because I'm blade obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clueless...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clueless... "

If you got accepted for being clueless I'd be shagging 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ive a pussy and a pulse

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Clueless... "

So you don't get complimented at all then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They don't know the truth .. "

They can't handle the truth!!

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By *LCCCouple  over a year ago

Cambridge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cause I can count to ten without using me fingers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe because we can hold a conversation and don't start messages with 'you're hot, fancy a f*ck'.

Seems to work for us.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours?

Accepted by who?

It was a follow on from the rejected thread it was more a good points thread rather than a negative "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't know. I'm actually rather hard work to correspond with

I hardly flirt, my pics are not that great and I hardly ever message (which is a common theme of mine on here, Facebook, KiK, text etc) so it's not to be taken personally or as a slight.

I'm also a bit flighty.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales

Reason we get accepted

Because of what I say on the forum

Reason we get rejected

Because of what I say on the forum

Just goes to show "The world is like a box of chocolates"

S

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley


"Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours? "

I've been picked up in clubs on a few occasions by girls I thought were way out of my league purely because they had a thing for guys with long hair.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"I don't know. I'm actually rather hard work to correspond with

I hardly flirt, my pics are not that great and I hardly ever message (which is a common theme of mine on here, Facebook, KiK, text etc) so it's not to be taken personally or as a slight.

I'm also a bit flighty.

"

The Enigma variations is one of my favorite pieces of music

It is hard work though..

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably same reason as the negative. My hair. And the promise of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm insatiable. Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My rakish charm and my boyish good looks, plus the wife has lady bits

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours? "

Because I am me, and I dont pretend to be something else just to be accepted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know. I'm actually rather hard work to correspond with

I hardly flirt, my pics are not that great and I hardly ever message (which is a common theme of mine on here, Facebook, KiK, text etc) so it's not to be taken personally or as a slight.

I'm also a bit flighty.

The Enigma variations is one of my favorite pieces of music

It is hard work though..

S"

I hear ya!

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Could be because I'm (ever, ever so slightly) sexually assertive.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I treat everyone as if they were stood in front of me. In public.

Then I lure them into a false sense of security..everyone thinks I'm nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Errrrm, think it's just being 'normal' that gets us accepted?

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Because I have an ok body and I'm a shameless flirt

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield

Because we are nice people and fun to be around.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm a woman who meets single men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I have an ok body and I'm a shameless flirt "

Yeah wait till they hear your accent

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Because I have an ok body and I'm a shameless flirt

Yeah wait till they hear your accent "

Where Yam too

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You can be accepted?!

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Because I have an ok body and I'm a shameless flirt

Yeah wait till they hear your accent "

Haha I don't actually have a strong black country accent at all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I have an ok body and I'm a shameless flirt

Yeah wait till they hear your accent

Where Yam too "

Yam alrite mush am ya

Do they say mush in cradley or is that just tip'un

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I have an ok body and I'm a shameless flirt

Yeah wait till they hear your accent

Haha I don't actually have a strong black country accent at all "

Ah you'll do ok then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because we deliver a great fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I treat everyone as if they were stood in front of me. In public.

Then I lure them into a false sense of security..everyone thinks I'm nice "

Yes we have a similar approach

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Because I have an ok body and I'm a shameless flirt

Yeah wait till they hear your accent

Where Yam too

Yam alrite mush am ya

Do they say mush in cradley or is that just tip'un "

Just in the lost city...I get called bab or beaut

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Because I don;t care if I'm not

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Because I have an ok body and I'm a shameless flirt

Yeah wait till they hear your accent

Where Yam too

Yam alrite mush am ya

Do they say mush in cradley or is that just tip'un

Just in the lost city...I get called bab or beaut "

Or Wench

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By *dinMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

I have a cute ass

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Because I have an ok body and I'm a shameless flirt

Yeah wait till they hear your accent

Haha I don't actually have a strong black country accent at all

Ah you'll do ok then "

That remains to be seen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours? "

I'm awesome. We match!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Because I help pass the time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because any holes a goal

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Because any holes a goal "

Charming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not mental.

They soon learn...

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By *icassolifelikeMan  over a year ago

Luton

Because I'm a walking Picasso masterpiece

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By *orwegian BlueMan  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Is clinically insane an acceptable answer?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Because I'm a walking Picasso masterpiece "

Have you just been bombed by the Luftwaffe

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Because I'm a walking Picasso masterpiece

Have you just been bombed by the Luftwaffe "

Or have both your eyes migrated to the same side of your face?

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By *radleywigginsMan  over a year ago

northwest

I'm fortunate that some people are more interested in looks than personality.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"Because I don;t care if I'm not "

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I like food and everyone wants to spend time with someone that you can comfortably eat with, right?

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By *heWoodmanMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours? "

Because my tongue is as long as Mr Tickles arms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I keep them busy looking at my tattoos, then attack them with my feminine charms before they realise

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Because I like food and everyone wants to spend time with someone that you can comfortably eat with, right? "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because they're trying to work out if I'm as sweet and innocent as I look, or as dirty as I talk.

Being so flipping short seems to have an appeal too

Mrs Dirty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pity, desperation and/or a lack of a viable alternative!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Must be my wit, coz it's definitely not my long legs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a Limited Edition

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Aparantly I have a lovely tasting cock

(According to my veri)

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By *ureTemptationWoman  over a year ago

Off the grid

I'm a challenge. Everyone likes to be challenged now and then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm honest, brutally honest apparently (meaning I don't sugar coat shit, I'm no bakery)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I couldn't tell you.

Seriously, if I did I'd be breaking all sorts of pacts and secrets

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By *ureTemptationWoman  over a year ago

Off the grid

To be fair is women should be answering "because the male to female ratio is 50:1".

But I'm pretending to ignore that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just because im me

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"Must be my wit, coz it's definitely not my long legs "

Who said that?...... Oh you're down there

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Accepted was such a wrong word to use...I know what I was thinking though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I won't fuck anyone I couldn't have a drink with.

Because by then it has dawned on them that the best way to shut me up is to put their cock in my mouth or make me cum! (I hold my breath)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm well mannered and have a good Ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coz I'm more of a minx than I am a moo...well most of the time

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By *ola.Woman  over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

They want to see if I walk like a woman and talk like a man.

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By *ancs MinxWoman  over a year ago

Burnley

For just being myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have manners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm quite the wordsmith for the right inspiration

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I pretend I'm sane.

'Oh god you're so pretty, why don't you have a BF?'

3 months later

'LOL why is my car on fire?'

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Because I have three unique cakes I can bring to a party if I want to hang on a minute it's not me they want to get there hands on its the cake I have with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I have three unique cakes I can bring to a party if I want to hang on a minute it's not me they want to get there hands on its the cake I have with me "

Damn!! That is a cunning and devious bake-tactic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because they're desperate

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I am not fussed about being accepted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boobs, cake and I'm not a total nutter

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I am not fussed about being accepted. "

We know

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"I am not fussed about being accepted.

We know "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I look posh and well spoken, but a dirty little minx behind closed doors

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By *amesB66Man  over a year ago

St Peter Port

I'm a bluff master...all smoke and mirrors!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I attribute the desire to be accepted in this scene with the cringe stuff

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Because I pretend I'm sane.

'Oh god you're so pretty, why don't you have a BF?'

3 months later

'LOL why is my car on fire?'"

This is the best thing I've ever seen

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

I put it down to sarcasm. Nobody can resist sarcasm, passive aggression and the occasional throwaway insult.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moister than a oyster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moister than a oyster"
nearly snorted my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm male and there's not many of us on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know. I'm actually rather hard work to correspond with

I hardly flirt, my pics are not that great and I hardly ever message (which is a common theme of mine on here, Facebook, KiK, text etc) so it's not to be taken personally or as a slight.

I'm also a bit flighty.

I think we have much in common there.

I also am unpredictable due to 'home responsibilities' and I work odd hours.

After all that it is anazing anyone wants to meet.

Lets just say I make it all worthwhile...eventually.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I talk more about food than sex...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I talk more about food than sex... "

You certainly do a lot of talking!

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Because I have three unique cakes I can bring to a party if I want to hang on a minute it's not me they want to get there hands on its the cake I have with me

Damn!! That is a cunning and devious bake-tactic! "

Yes far more cunning because as I know the real reason I'm popular the real funny ones are those that pass me over untill they realise I have cake then they suddenly reappear as if by magic

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By *acLe0dMan  over a year ago

Preston

I'll let you know later.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I have three unique cakes I can bring to a party if I want to hang on a minute it's not me they want to get there hands on its the cake I have with me

Damn!! That is a cunning and devious bake-tactic!

Yes far more cunning because as I know the real reason I'm popular the real funny ones are those that pass me over untill they realise I have cake then they suddenly reappear as if by magic "

Never underestimate the power of the cake!

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By *imky69Woman  over a year ago

heath hays

I lure them in with walnut whips X

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

They like the way I moooooove!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know. I'm actually rather hard work to correspond with

I hardly flirt, my pics are not that great and I hardly ever message (which is a common theme of mine on here, Facebook, KiK, text etc) so it's not to be taken personally or as a slight.

I'm also a bit flighty.

"

I don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive a pussy and a pulse "

And boobs! Magnificent boobs!

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Because I'm sometimes available?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because we are Horny and Hot and mainly because of Di's beautiful figure

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Because I have three unique cakes I can bring to a party if I want to hang on a minute it's not me they want to get there hands on its the cake I have with me

Damn!! That is a cunning and devious bake-tactic!

Yes far more cunning because as I know the real reason I'm popular the real funny ones are those that pass me over untill they realise I have cake then they suddenly reappear as if by magic

Never underestimate the power of the cake! "

Never under estimate how some people will do anything to get there hands on cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours? "

If/when it happens I'll ask for a detailed breakdown and report back...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Acceptance on here is not something I am concerned about, but those that tolerate me is probably because I have my uses.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS  over a year ago

London


"Because I'm awesome of course

What's yours?

Accepted by who?

It was a follow on from the rejected thread it was more a good points thread rather than a negative "

I can't take the credit for people accepting me as it doesn't really bothers me.

The credit is all to them for being being able to appreciate awesomeness .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They like inflatable cocks

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough

Dunno, maybe because I'm just alright. I don't act like a dick.

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I lure them in with walnut whips X "

Did somebody mention walnut whips? I want walnut whip. Where do I get the walnut whip?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I talk more about food than sex...

You certainly do a lot of talking! "

It worked though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont piss about

I dont play stupid.games

I have no hidden agenda

I know what i want

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dont piss about

I dont play stupid.games

I have no hidden agenda

I know what i want"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a glint in my glass eye

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Because they're too scared not to accept me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a Welshie who has big boobs

Kinky

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"I'm a Welshie who has big boobs

Kinky "

And you are very pretty, don't forget that part

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They want to see if I walk like a woman and talk like a man. "

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Dammit, where are those walnut whips?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a Welshie who has big boobs

Kinky

And you are very pretty, don't forget that part

S"

Awwww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cos they want to feel my bum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I make them laugh too much. So much that they don't realise that I'm a shit shag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm hilarious and have an awesome rack.

The end.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can be quite charming when I want to be. It doesn't happen that often.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Lush boobs I am told!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I'm honest, brutally honest apparently (meaning I don't sugar coat shit, I'm no bakery) "

Didn't mind others having lots of sugar though

I am accepted due to my persuasive ways

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I'm honest, brutally honest apparently (meaning I don't sugar coat shit, I'm no bakery)

Didn't mind others having lots of sugar though

I am accepted due to my persuasive ways "

Ah, g'wan! G'wan, g'wan g'wan!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have no idea whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I'm honest, brutally honest apparently (meaning I don't sugar coat shit, I'm no bakery)

Didn't mind others having lots of sugar though

I am accepted due to my persuasive ways

Ah, g'wan! G'wan, g'wan g'wan! "

That's the one

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By *lowercandyWoman  over a year ago

Lancashire

I've yet to work it out

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