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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Are they near to going out of fashion yet?

Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do hope so

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I do hope so "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do hope so

Me too."

Me three!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like a heavy stubble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Based off the frequency of threads on here, I'd say not.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Are they near to going out of fashion yet?

Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers."

No.

Quite the opposite if Psychology Today are to be believed.

Women are quite the cave-women apparently

Men are advised to have stubble or light beards if they want sex, bushy beards if they want a relationship.

Apparently women say one thing when asked, but another when asked to rate photographs.

So you only have yourselves to blame

Mr ddc

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Are they near to going out of fashion yet?

Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers.

No.

Quite the opposite if Psychology Today are to be believed.

Women are quite the cave-women apparently

Men are advised to have stubble or light beards if they want sex, bushy beards if they want a relationship.

Apparently women say one thing when asked, but another when asked to rate photographs.

So you only have yourselves to blame

Mr ddc"

Apparently I have other women to blame

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Based off the frequency of threads on here, I'd say not. "

Sorry. In my defence, I've been away.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Based off the frequency of threads on here, I'd say not.

Sorry. In my defence, I've been away."

Just the other day I was thinking about where you were. You're forgiven for beard thread #1543

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Based off the frequency of threads on here, I'd say not.

Sorry. In my defence, I've been away.

Just the other day I was thinking about where you were. You're forgiven for beard thread #1543 "

I'm only back because I'm a contrary cow

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you?

"

yes!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you?

"

Brilliant plan!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you?

yes!"

When you say yes, how about 1 face, plus both bum-cheeks? Surely 3 out of 4 would do, how greedy are you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to have one..A big old bushy thing a hand long at least. that's back when they were almost unanimously considered shit, I got rid and they're in now. can't win

I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else."

bit random.

I'm not sure anyone was trying to make anyone do anything with their bodies.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else."

I find that plan falls down once you expect someone else to snog it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you?

yes!

When you say yes, how about 1 face, plus both bum-cheeks? Surely 3 out of 4 would do, how greedy are you?

"

I'm a-greedy!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Personally I don't see why all the men on Fab don't resolve this dilemma once and for all by only shaving one side of their face, thereby satisfying all tastes. You women don't need to kiss both cheeks do you?

yes!

When you say yes, how about 1 face, plus both bum-cheeks? Surely 3 out of 4 would do, how greedy are you?

I'm a-greedy!!"

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else."

Ah I wondered how long it would take you to try to stir up shit on one of my posts by making a totally ridiculous claim.

Not long apparently.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I used to have one..A big old bushy thing a hand long at least. that's back when they were almost unanimously considered shit, I got rid and they're in now. can't win

I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air "

Who wants to follow the herd anyway?

You're bucking the trend

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By *tep121Man  over a year ago

manchester

Don't care to be honest.. I was never in fashion to begin with. I'm keeping my beard whatever happens. It keeps my face warm in winter...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Particularly... the straggly food catchers."

On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Particularly... the straggly food catchers.

On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese? "

Oh god!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Particularly... the straggly food catchers.

On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese?

Oh god! "

(trying to look sorry, but laughing too hard )

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Particularly... the straggly food catchers.

On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese? "

No, I haven't. In fact, I do my absolute best not to consider things of that nature.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Particularly... the straggly food catchers.

On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese?

No, I haven't. In fact, I do my absolute best not to consider things of that nature. "

In fact I'm wondering whether it might help to put different foods in different parts of the beard, along with a 'beard menu'.

"Would madam like to suck on some chocolate cheesecake now?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else.

Ah I wondered how long it would take you to try to stir up shit on one of my posts by making a totally ridiculous claim.

Not long apparently."

lt's all about you isn't it?

l never made a claim but stated a fact.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Particularly... the straggly food catchers.

On a separate note DV, during a particularly energetic session, have you not considered the advantage of being able to gain a little sustenance by sucking out the leftovers of last nights spaghetti bolognese?

No, I haven't. In fact, I do my absolute best not to consider things of that nature.

In fact I'm wondering whether it might help to put different foods in different parts of the beard, along with a 'beard menu'.

"Would madam like to suck on some chocolate cheesecake now?""

There are parts of some people I would simply love to lick chocolate cheesecake from. Beards do not feature on that list!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What men chose to do with their bodies is not up to you, nor anyone else.

Ah I wondered how long it would take you to try to stir up shit on one of my posts by making a totally ridiculous claim.

Not long apparently.

lt's all about you isn't it?

l never made a claim but stated a fact."

You're a bit transparent. Must try harder.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Still, it's always entertaining when people who claim to find me unattractive and to want nothing to do with me, follow me around, going out of their way to comment on what I say and trying to get me to engage with them

It's kinda sweet in a twisted way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still, it's always entertaining when people who claim to find me unattractive and to want nothing to do with me, follow me around, going out of their way to comment on what I say and trying to get me to engage with them

It's kinda sweet in a twisted way "

I'm sorry! I just can't help myself!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still, it's always entertaining when people who claim to find me unattractive and to want nothing to do with me, follow me around, going out of their way to comment on what I say and trying to get me to engage with them

It's kinda sweet in a twisted way "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used to have one..A big old bushy thing a hand long at least. that's back when they were almost unanimously considered shit, I got rid and they're in now. can't win

I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air

Who wants to follow the herd anyway?

You're bucking the trend "

bucking the trend is just an excuse used by those of us who couldn't find fashions pulse with a map and a stethoscope

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yer all wrong! Turquoise goatees are the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan  over a year ago

Kent


"Are they near to going out of fashion yet?

Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers."

With the death of the hipster beard comes the rise of the hipster spotty bow tie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love my beard, I've been cultivating him for over a year now and I don't think I've ever been so confident as now. I think even when it does call away from mainstream style, for a lot of people, like me. It's there god life now.

Just delited my own post there

..

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I used to have one..A big old bushy thing a hand long at least. that's back when they were almost unanimously considered shit, I got rid and they're in now. can't win

I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air

Who wants to follow the herd anyway?

You're bucking the trend

bucking the trend is just an excuse used by those of us who couldn't find fashions pulse with a map and a stethoscope "

Hey, fake it 'til ya make it!

Fashion is just an excuse to try to sell us all an entire new wardrobe every few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Fashion is just an excuse to try to sell us all an entire new wardrobe every few weeks."

See for me that's where fashion and style are vary seprate things.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

Fashion is just an excuse to try to sell us all an entire new wardrobe every few weeks.

See for me that's where fashion and style are vary seprate things."

I agree.

Fashion is a herd thing.

Style is individual and personal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to know what people thought of mine!? I'd b intreasted to know what people first impressions of it are. As well as seccond... after giving it a good fondle!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd like to know what people thought of mine!? I'd b intreasted to know what people first impressions of it are. As well as seccond... after giving it a good fondle!"

I'm not a fan of beards and won't meet guys with beards, (or women with beards for that matter), but yours is pretty impressive, suits you and looks well groomed.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall

Is Bill Oddie a member?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd like to know what people thought of mine!? I'd b intreasted to know what people first impressions of it are. As well as seccond... after giving it a good fondle!

I'm not a fan of beards and won't meet guys with beards, (or women with beards for that matter), but yours is pretty impressive, suits you and looks well groomed."

Well thank you! I think I'd have my resivations about a woman ha. defo wouldnt meet a guy with a beard. Tbh I don't like hair at all on guys. That if fuck anyway ha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used to have one..A big old bushy thing a hand long at least. that's back when they were almost unanimously considered shit, I got rid and they're in now. can't win

I keep a bit of face fuzz over winter still though. takes the nip out of the cold winter air

Who wants to follow the herd anyway?

You're bucking the trend

bucking the trend is just an excuse used by those of us who couldn't find fashions pulse with a map and a stethoscope

Hey, fake it 'til ya make it!

Fashion is just an excuse to try to sell us all an entire new wardrobe every few weeks."

the majority of my wardrobe is free t shirts from working at gigs and such..crew t shirts and the odd hoody thrown in. I buy one pair of jeans every year and the last year's pair becomes shorts..just with scissors..nothing fancy. I own two identical pairs of hi top boots, one a bit older one newer and that's it.

oh..and a thing that's almost like a shirt. its got buttons I know that much. I only wear that for posh

that's my entire wardrobe. well..socks too. gave up on underwear ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Based off the frequency of threads on here, I'd say not.

Sorry. In my defence, I've been away.

Just the other day I was thinking about where you were. You're forgiven for beard thread #1543

I'm only back because I'm a contrary cow "

Good a reason as any.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" the majority of my wardrobe is free t shirts from working at gigs and such..crew t shirts and the odd hoody thrown in. I buy one pair of jeans every year and the last year's pair becomes shorts..just with scissors..nothing fancy. I own two identical pairs of hi top boots, one a bit older one newer and that's it.

oh..and a thing that's almost like a shirt. its got buttons I know that much. I only wear that for posh

that's my entire wardrobe. well..socks too. gave up on underwear ages ago

"

You sound like me... but a band shirt and pair of good jeans will never go out of style

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Is Bill Oddie a member?"

No, but Billy Gibbons is

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall


"Is Bill Oddie a member?

No, but Billy Gibbons is "

Is his username EZ Bottom?

I know, that was terrible, but I'm tired.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I won't meet women who won't meet men with beards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I won't meet women who won't meet men with beards."

Poor souls don't know what there missing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I won't meet women who won't meet men with beards.

Poor souls don't know what there missing!"

They're normally fussy joyless nimby's. I try not to socialise with such prejudicial people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually I wouldn't want to run anyone up the wrong way but I've often found people who don't like facial hair are usually quite stuffy.

Plus they tend to habour the opinion it dirty when it's quite the contrary. And atm mine smels of almond oil. *takes big sniff of moustache*

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough

Mmmmm beards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do hope the bushy bushy beard ones are going out of fashion ...and other type i dont mind

Just bushy bushy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do hope the bushy bushy beard ones are going out of fashion ...and other type i dont mind

Just bushy bushy "

That's because they don't like you :p the can sense fear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mmmmm beards. "

And I know all about you and beards!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are they near to going out of fashion yet?

Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers."

Heck no! Adam looks gorgeous with a beard and when he accidentally shaved it too short and shaved it off, we were both like at how different it made him look ha ha.

Not in a bad way but much younger and baby faced.

Eve. X

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I won't meet women who won't meet men with beards.

Poor souls don't know what there missing!

They're normally fussy joyless nimby's. I try not to socialise with such prejudicial people."

Nope, I just don't like how they feel against my skin.

It's as simple as that.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Actually I wouldn't want to run anyone up the wrong way but I've often found people who don't like facial hair are usually quite stuffy.

Plus they tend to habour the opinion it dirty when it's quite the contrary. And atm mine smels of almond oil. *takes big sniff of moustache*"

It's not about how they look or whether they are dirty, I just don't like how they feel against my skin. Nothing more than that.

Stuffy I'm not

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It's like people with a preference for trimmed/shaved genitals because they find it more pleasant when giving oral sex.

They're not necessarily stuffy or prejudiced, and they don't necessarily think trimmed is more hygenic, (though some do, judging by posts about it). They simply prefer how it feels.

I'm not a fan of lots of body hair or big pubic bushes either. Again, I don't like how it feels against my skin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually I wouldn't want to run anyone up the wrong way but I've often found people who don't like facial hair are usually quite stuffy.

Plus they tend to habour the opinion it dirty when it's quite the contrary. And atm mine smels of almond oil. *takes big sniff of moustache*

It's not about how they look or whether they are dirty, I just don't like how they feel against my skin. Nothing more than that.

Stuffy I'm not "

Aha I'm sorry for making sweeping statements, this is in genral from what I've found. And the stuffyness is my jaded opion of someone not wanting to find shealter and warmth in my Garabaldie :p it doesn't take rejection well bless it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge !

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Actually I wouldn't want to run anyone up the wrong way but I've often found people who don't like facial hair are usually quite stuffy.

Plus they tend to habour the opinion it dirty when it's quite the contrary. And atm mine smels of almond oil. *takes big sniff of moustache*

It's not about how they look or whether they are dirty, I just don't like how they feel against my skin. Nothing more than that.

Stuffy I'm not

Aha I'm sorry for making sweeping statements, this is in genral from what I've found. And the stuffyness is my jaded opion of someone not wanting to find shealter and warmth in my Garabaldie :p it doesn't take rejection well bless it"

Fair enough.

I have sensitive skin, prone to irritation and rashes. I think that's probably part of it. I can end up with a rash on my face from kissing blokes with beards, even if the beard feels soft to the touch, and the kissing, not exactly tickles but, I don't know how to describe it, irritates. It feels odd and uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge ! "

you lick the pot i will lick your face after.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge ! "

Soups a fucking chalenge but I've learnt a technique for such things. "The Bronson pull" as soup/yoghurt/reindeer blood laiden spoon abroaches mouth, with fee and subtlay stroke beard down avoiding dreaded splash back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge !

you lick the pot i will lick your face after.. haha"

Right now I am dipping my cock in it ! See you in a bit love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge !

Soups a fucking chalenge but I've learnt a technique for such things. "The Bronson pull" as soup/yoghurt/reindeer blood laiden spoon abroaches mouth, with fee and subtlay stroke beard down avoiding dreaded splash back."

Haha I shall try that

Does it work with pussy juice as well?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge !

you lick the pot i will lick your face after.. haha

Right now I am dipping my cock in it ! See you in a bit love "

haha crafty x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beards are disgusting ! Licking the nutella pot has became a challenge !

Soups a fucking chalenge but I've learnt a technique for such things. "The Bronson pull" as soup/yoghurt/reindeer blood laiden spoon abroaches mouth, with fee and subtlay stroke beard down avoiding dreaded splash back.

Haha I shall try that

Does it work with pussy juice as well? "

I just let that mat in...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

His sisters had taken to calling him Mr Twit recently

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


" Licking the nutella pot "

Is that another way of saying "rimming"?

Urban Dictionary has let me down for once...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Licking the nutella pot

Is that another way of saying "rimming"?

Urban Dictionary has let me down for once...

Mr ddc"

Yes I am a rather poetic type of bearded lad you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now "

You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now

You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman "

So it's an insult to call someone a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

love a guy with a bit of facial fliff..

its relaxing to stroke it.

partial to chest hair also. back hair is still very much a no no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now

You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman

So it's an insult to call someone a woman? "

Stop burning your bra my tongue is deep in the cheek

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"love a guy with a bit of facial fliff..

its relaxing to stroke it.

partial to chest hair also. back hair is still very much a no no "

Which back are we talking ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now

You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman

So it's an insult to call someone a woman?

Stop burning your bra my tongue is deep in the cheek"

So is mine, or aren't women allowed a sense of humour either?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"love a guy with a bit of facial fliff..

its relaxing to stroke it.

partial to chest hair also. back hair is still very much a no no

Which back are we talking ? "

as far as i was aware we only have one backk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now

You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman

So it's an insult to call someone a woman?

Stop burning your bra my tongue is deep in the cheek

So is mine, or aren't women allowed a sense of humour either?"

Well we all know there not funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are they near to going out of fashion yet?

Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers."

I've not encountered any for a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're on their way out alright, I can say this with authority as my 19 year old son finally trimmed his the other day. You can actually make out his facial features now

You should tell you son there's a name for a man with no beard... woman

So it's an insult to call someone a woman?

Stop burning your bra my tongue is deep in the cheek

So is mine, or aren't women allowed a sense of humour either?

Well we all know there not funny "

Of course you do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you're in fashion then you're out of fashion x

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough


"Mmmmm beards.

And I know all about you and beards!"

Yeah, I realise I may be too enthusiastic about them.

I currently have a crush on someone completely beardless so I'm making progress.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mmmmm beards.

And I know all about you and beards!

Yeah, I realise I may be too enthusiastic about them.

I currently have a crush on someone completely beardless so I'm making progress.

"

Why would you Photoshop shave me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually I wouldn't want to run anyone up the wrong way but I've often found people who don't like facial hair are usually quite stuffy.

Plus they tend to habour the opinion it dirty when it's quite the contrary. And atm mine smels of almond oil. *takes big sniff of moustache*

It's not about how they look or whether they are dirty, I just don't like how they feel against my skin. Nothing more than that.

Stuffy I'm not

Aha I'm sorry for making sweeping statements, this is in genral from what I've found. And the stuffyness is my jaded opion of someone not wanting to find shealter and warmth in my Garabaldie :p it doesn't take rejection well bless it

Fair enough.

I have sensitive skin, prone to irritation and rashes. I think that's probably part of it. I can end up with a rash on my face from kissing blokes with beards, even if the beard feels soft to the touch, and the kissing, not exactly tickles but, I don't know how to describe it, irritates. It feels odd and uncomfortable."

So why are you making a fuss about which style they are? Surely every style is irritating to your skin?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to have a ridiculous beard but it got to the point where I looked homeless (even in a suit).

So I've cut it right down,it's still needed this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This goat has never been of the bearded type!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beard fest!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any more threads about beards?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love beards, me geek wouldn't do to we'll if I didn't. But he takes care of his, with beard shampoos, oils and balms. His beard smells lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

think a beard would suite the OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thing is, a beard looks good but its a nuisance, especially when you have an active lifestyle

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman  over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"I like a heavy stubble "

This

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"Are they near to going out of fashion yet?

Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers.

Heck no! Adam looks gorgeous with a beard and when he accidentally shaved it too short and shaved it off, we were both like at how different it made him look ha ha.

Not in a bad way but much younger and baby faced.

Eve. X"

Which is precisely why I don't have a beard. I don't need to look any older than I am....

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought I'd let mine grow out over the winter to help keep me warm.

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By *andi_shopWoman  over a year ago

rotherham

I really dislike beards but I also dislike body hair, i hate the feel of it

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Are they near to going out of fashion yet?

Particularly the big bushy ones and the straggly food catchers."

Personally I don't like them either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really dislike beards but I also dislike body hair, i hate the feel of it "

Shave it off.

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