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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Did you know today is international philanthropy day and yester day was international guacamole day and tomorrow is international button day,,,
Moreover it will be international toilet day this Saturday......
You should be pleased to know these interesting factoids brought to you by Sox
In your faces honcho's |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lets no forget November is World Pomegranate Month, and 2016 is International year of Pulse .....
I've been struggling to find a pulse recently it's so quiet round my way "
Gilbert O'Sullivan is from Swindon....
Do you know him? |
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"Lets no forget November is World Pomegranate Month, and 2016 is International year of Pulse .....
I've been struggling to find a pulse recently it's so quiet round my way
Gilbert O'Sullivan is from Swindon....
Do you know him? "
Can't say that I do soxy, but I do know the bloke from the belvita adverts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lets no forget November is World Pomegranate Month, and 2016 is International year of Pulse .....
I've been struggling to find a pulse recently it's so quiet round my way
Gilbert O'Sullivan is from Swindon....
Do you know him?
Can't say that I do soxy, but I do know the bloke from the belvita adverts. "
Cool.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The day i'm pissed off with being a hairy gorilla (Mr speaking)
Oh dear, why is this?? "
Just a few knockbacks but not something i'm willing to change as it's me. One of them weeks. |
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"The day i'm pissed off with being a hairy gorilla (Mr speaking)
Oh dear, why is this??
Just a few knockbacks but not something i'm willing to change as it's me. One of them weeks."
Amen to that!! It won't be any consolation but I get knockbacks for being too smooth.
I'll come shag your missus with you if it'll help |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The day i'm pissed off with being a hairy gorilla (Mr speaking)
Oh dear, why is this??
Just a few knockbacks but not something i'm willing to change as it's me. One of them weeks.
Amen to that!! It won't be any consolation but I get knockbacks for being too smooth.
I'll come shag your missus with you if it'll help "
Thanks for the kind offer |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Did you know today is international philanthropy day and yester day was international guacamole day and tomorrow is international button day,,,
Moreover it will be international toilet day this Saturday......
You should be pleased to know these interesting factoids brought to you by Sox
In your faces honcho's "
Today is also international day of the imprisoned writer |
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"The day i'm pissed off with being a hairy gorilla (Mr speaking)
Oh dear, why is this??
Just a few knockbacks but not something i'm willing to change as it's me. One of them weeks."
ah fuck 'em. Not literally, obviously! You're spot on, of course it's fair enough that everyone has their preferences but never change who you are for a shag! |
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Moreover it will be international toilet day this Saturday......
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Let Mrs SB know pls Soxy, we already have a pic ready for that, and an idea for a new one
Plus, pls could you find out when "Massive Vegetable Insertion Day" is? Mrs ddc has a giant cabbage that needs harvesting before a serious frost
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Moreover it will be international toilet day this Saturday......
Let Mrs SB know pls Soxy, we already have a pic ready for that, and an idea for a new one
Plus, pls could you find out when "Massive Vegetable Insertion Day" is? Mrs ddc has a giant cabbage that needs harvesting before a serious frost
Mr ddc "
We're still in the dark about Massive Vegetable Insertion Day,,,,, I've been practicing my technique .....it will surely come as great relief for us all once the date is fixed.. |
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Mr ddc
We're still in the dark about Massive Vegetable Insertion Day,,,,, I've been practicing my technique .....it will surely come as great relief for us all once the date is fixed.. "
I've already been practising Baldrick's "my thingy is shaped like a turnip" quote too
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Moreover it will be international toilet day this Saturday......
Let Mrs SB know pls Soxy, we already have a pic ready for that, and an idea for a new one
Plus, pls could you find out when "Massive Vegetable Insertion Day" is? Mrs ddc has a giant cabbage that needs harvesting before a serious frost
Mr ddc "
Coo-ee!
Mrs SB!
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Moreover it will be international toilet day this Saturday......
Let Mrs SB know pls Soxy, we already have a pic ready for that, and an idea for a new one
Plus, pls could you find out when "Massive Vegetable Insertion Day" is? Mrs ddc has a giant cabbage that needs harvesting before a serious frost
Mr ddc
Coo-ee!
Mrs SB!
Over here
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Oh crap. I missed an opportunity there |
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Moreover it will be international toilet day this Saturday......
Let Mrs SB know pls Soxy, we already have a pic ready for that, and an idea for a new one
Plus, pls could you find out when "Massive Vegetable Insertion Day" is? Mrs ddc has a giant cabbage that needs harvesting before a serious frost
Mr ddc
Coo-ee!
Mrs SB!
Over here
Oh crap. I missed an opportunity there "
That's okay, now you have the next two weeks'ones sorted
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Coo-ee!
Mrs SB!
Over here
Oh crap. I missed an opportunity there
That's okay, now you have the next two weeks' ones sorted
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Ps. Don't forget I'm holding you to this Mrs SB, don't forget: 'toilets' this week...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Today is national " Go for a ride day"
Take that as you will.....
Shush, we haven't done the toilets yet
Don't forget too brush then flush,,,
Not me.
I'm just the toilet-roll holder "
fair enough.... perforations to the outer edge...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Today is national " Go for a ride day"
Take that as you will.....
Shush, we haven't done the toilets yet
Ok It's not even Wednesday "
Wednesday in Fibonacci day..... followed by..... celebrate your unique talent day, on Thursday.......
however both these event are eclipsed beyond all proportion on Saturday which is national Cake day,,,
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