If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.
Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... |
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"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.
Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "
Now that has never happened to me before and I'm glad it hasn't. I don't think I could face someone after that lol |
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"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.
Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess...
Now that has never happened to me before and I'm glad it hasn't. I don't think I could face someone after that lol "
I ended up marrying his drinking buddy  |
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"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.
Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "
I bet he smiled  |
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"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.
Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess...
Now that has never happened to me before and I'm glad it hasn't. I don't think I could face someone after that lol
I ended up marrying his drinking buddy "
Quite right! That other guy had cum stains all over his sofa!! Ooft lol  |
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I ended up marrying his drinking buddy
Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...  "
Were the stains not enough? |
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I ended up marrying his drinking buddy
Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...
Were the stains not enough? "
Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out! |
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"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.
Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "
Lovely bubbly  |
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I ended up marrying his drinking buddy
Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...
Were the stains not enough?
Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out! "
Oh my!!! Yeah, I would never have gone back. Be too embarrassed. |
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I ended up marrying his drinking buddy
Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...
Were the stains not enough?
Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out! "
Ha ha that was never meant to be! Lol |
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I ended up marrying his drinking buddy
Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...
Were the stains not enough?
Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out!
Oh my!!! Yeah, I would never have gone back. Be too embarrassed. "
I guess I'm not easily embarrassed |
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I ended up marrying his drinking buddy
Then when I divorced the drinking buddy, the fanny fart guy was pestering me on Facebook for nudes and videos...
Were the stains not enough?
Clearly not. Nor his step dad walking in on us naked previous to that and kicking me out!
Oh my!!! Yeah, I would never have gone back. Be too embarrassed.
I guess I'm not easily embarrassed "
No shit.... |
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"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.
Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "
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By *rian108Man
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Ladies take it from me fanny farts are ok.. I actually love the sound of a good fanny fart there is something erotic about it maybe that's just me..? But hell ladies keep those fanny's farting and if any men have a problem with it there's plenty more of us out there.. Lol |
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"If I'm concentrating on not fanny farting, then I'm probably not enjoying myself.
Although when I was 18 I went to my fuck buddy's house for a quick shag. He fucked me over the sofa bareback and when I stood up I fanny farted and all his cum spilled out in a wet bubbly mess... "
love it lol  |
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I used to work at an indie venue in Brum in the 80's. There was a girl there who would (thinking it was hilarious) regularly give fanny fart demos on the edge of the stage at the end of the night. |
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