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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Would you call it Mike?

*special thanks to m'lady Lickety for the inspiration.

*doffs bowler.....

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Never give a name to something you may be forced to eat.

Old frontier wisdom.

*goes back to fire*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I would call mine Ethel

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Flangeater

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I would call mine Ethel "

fur mane?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know a Michael Hunt through work. Never to be called Mike. Ever.

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By *anes HubbyCouple over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

I'd call it Donald......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to have to email and phone someone called Mike Hunt, sooooo carefully - mind you I worked with a Ken Wood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never give a name to something you may be forced to eat.

Old frontier wisdom.

*goes back to fire*"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flora...spreads easily

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I would call mine Ethel

fur mane?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now I can't tell you what I really call mine.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Now I can't tell you what I really call mine.

not Bob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now I can't tell you what I really call mine.

Lickety's split? \_

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Now I can't tell you what I really call mine.

The Man Cave?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you call it Mike?

*special thanks to m'lady Lickety for the inspiration.

*doffs bowler.....

I'd call it Magic Mike and be done with it

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Now I can't tell you what I really call mine.

Lickety's split? \_

Never!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd call it Donald......"

Like Trump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd call it Ivana!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Now I can't tell you what I really call mine.

The Man Cave?"

I used to read the tales of a woman who really did call hers the Man Cave.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Now I can't tell you what I really call mine.

The Man Cave?

I used to read the tales of a woman who really did call hers the Man Cave.

Wow. Any other fun facts about Enid Blyton?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now I can't tell you what I really call mine.

The Man Cave?

I used to read the tales of a woman who really did call hers the Man Cave.

I remember someone trying to embarrass Rachel Heyhoe Flynt by asking about female cricketers wearing a box.

She said "we call it a manhole cover".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I can't tell you what I really call mine.

The Man Cave?

I used to read the tales of a woman who really did call hers the Man Cave.

Wow. Any other fun facts about Enid Blyton? "

She once took five guys whilst blindfolded in the round room at Chams.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Would you call it Mike?

*special thanks to m'lady Lickety for the inspiration.

*doffs bowler.....

I'd call it Magic Mike and be done with it

What makes it magical?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know a Michael Hunt through work. Never to be called Mike. Ever."

The only one worse than that is "dick pound"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Can I be difficult?

I want a penis called Justin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be difficult?

I want a penis called Justin "

I used that on the name my penis thread...can always hope to be a phil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you call it Mike?

*special thanks to m'lady Lickety for the inspiration.

*doffs bowler.....

I'd call it Magic Mike and be done with it

What makes it magical?"

It dances to pony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you call it Mike?

*special thanks to m'lady Lickety for the inspiration.

*doffs bowler.....

C'unt

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Isaac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be difficult?

I want a penis called Justin "

"Now you sign - penis"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Can I be difficult?

I want a penis called Justin

"Now you sign - penis"

I can sign as it goes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be difficult?

I want a penis called Justin

"Now you sign - penis"

I can sign as it goes

I can say thank you. I've watched too much CBeebies. My sporting hero is Keith Fit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Can I be difficult?

I want a penis called Justin

"Now you sign - penis"

I can sign as it goes

I can say thank you. I've watched too much CBeebies. My sporting hero is Keith Fit"

I'm like the female Justin. Wait too Christmas, I'll do jingle bells

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be difficult?

I want a penis called Justin

"Now you sign - penis"

I can sign as it goes

I can say thank you. I've watched too much CBeebies. My sporting hero is Keith Fit

I'm like the female Justin. Wait too Christmas, I'll do jingle bells

Noted for future reference

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