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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
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Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but i knew someone who had a dog with no legs called Woodbine, they would take it for a drag...
Oh that's not nice and I am an animal lover  "
Genuine lol there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793
Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank "
There's a "nuts" and "fill the tank" joke in there somewhere.
Anyone.........?
Joking aside, lovely way to relax, an aquarium...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh "
Markoh hides a lot, I usually find him around the bubble wall at tea time though.
Liam, I didn't put him in....I would've but I was scared he'd go unlos in the night |
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Markoh hides a lot, I usually find him around the bubble wall at tea time though.
Liam, I didn't put him in....I would've but I was scared he'd go unlos in the night "
I'm intrigued to these fishy names now.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh "
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!! |
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!"
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas "
I'd prefer you wet in good areas......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you call it deefer?
Properly amused now.
I don't understand.
Deefer.
D.
Fer.
Dog.
D Fer Dog
Say it quickly.... 
I'm literal.
CAN'T cope."
Your luvverly is whatchoo is.
Mwah. |
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas
I'd prefer you wet in good areas...... "
I feel like a fish out of water here  |
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas
I'd prefer you wet in good areas......
I feel like a fish out of water here "
Have you been stitched up like a kipper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas
I'd prefer you wet in good areas......
I feel like a fish out of water here
Have you been stitched up like a kipper "
Seems to be floundering |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas
I'd prefer you wet in good areas......
I feel like a fish out of water here
Have you been stitched up like a kipper
Seems to be floundering"
It's the right plaice for it..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas
I'd prefer you wet in good areas......
I feel like a fish out of water here
Have you been stitched up like a kipper
Seems to be floundering
It's the right plaice for it....."
Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread |
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas
I'd prefer you wet in good areas......
I feel like a fish out of water here
Have you been stitched up like a kipper
Seems to be floundering
It's the right plaice for it.....
Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread "
A dogfish? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas
I'd prefer you wet in good areas......
I feel like a fish out of water here
Have you been stitched up like a kipper
Seems to be floundering
It's the right plaice for it.....
Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread "
Good cod woman, get a grip.
Oh, hold on, that's the where's my thread gone thread..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas
I'd prefer you wet in good areas......
I feel like a fish out of water here
Have you been stitched up like a kipper
Seems to be floundering
It's the right plaice for it.....
Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread
Good cod woman, get a grip.
Oh, hold on, that's the where's my thread gone thread....."
What a load of pollocks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
I can picture a Liam swimming around with Markoh
Stop.
Drinking.
Now!!!!!!
I'm not drinking.
I want in that fishtank though.
I'm good in wet areas
I'd prefer you wet in good areas......
I feel like a fish out of water here
Have you been stitched up like a kipper
Seems to be floundering
It's the right plaice for it.....
Stop carping on about fish, this was the dog thread
Good cod woman, get a grip.
Oh, hold on, that's the where's my thread gone thread.....
What a load of pollocks"
Thread drift but I don't think the OP will object, apparently my fingers smell of scampi...
#notimpressedatthatveri |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.
Awww, but I was having a whale of a time"
Do you know where they take whales to see how heavy they are?
A whale weigh station......
* takes a bow
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*phone rings.....
"Hello, this is the 1960s, we'd like our joke back |
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"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.
Awww, but I was having a whale of a time
Do you know where they take whales to see how heavy they are?
A whale weigh station......
* takes a bow
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*phone rings.....
"Hello, this is the 1960s, we'd like our joke back"
Stop fishing for attention  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.
Awww, but I was having a whale of a time
Do you know where they take whales to see how heavy they are?
A whale weigh station......
* takes a bow
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*phone rings.....
"Hello, this is the 1960s, we'd like our joke back"
Get back on your Perch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.
Awww, but I was having a whale of a time
Well carry on, any fins possible on here x"
Not sure how much more I can hake |
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"This thread dolphinately needs to get back on track.
Awww, but I was having a whale of a time
Well carry on, any fins possible on here x
Not sure how much more I can hake"
I think it puns have haddock |
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793
Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank
There's a "nuts" and "fill the tank" joke in there somewhere.
Anyone.........?
Joking aside, lovely way to relax, an aquarium......"
You relax in an aquarium!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793
Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank
There's a "nuts" and "fill the tank" joke in there somewhere.
Anyone.........?
Joking aside, lovely way to relax, an aquarium......
You relax in an aquarium!!!"
Doesn't everyone?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a dog called puppy, a cat called puss pus, a bird caled birdy and a pony called rabbit xx
Don't do drugs kids "
The other cats are called splodge and squirt.
The other dogs are called dip and moo moo.
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"I have a dog called puppy, a cat called puss pus, a bird caled birdy and a pony called rabbit xx
Don't do drugs kids
The other cats are called splodge and squirt.
The other dogs are called dip and moo moo.
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Ha ha |
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"I have a dog called puppy, a cat called puss pus, a bird caled birdy and a pony called rabbit xx
Don't do drugs kids
The other cats are called splodge and squirt.
The other dogs are called dip and moo moo.
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Aren't PussPus and SplodgeAndSquirt fab usernames ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I own two and probably not. We also now have a family of fish, I've named those after my favourite fabbers
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/463793
Mac came from the fair as well, my little boy won him on a £2 game....you know you can't just buy a fish bowl any more? I had to buy a full on tank...so I figured I'd go nuts and fill the tank "
Pretty typical that Mac's a boy fish. Pfft.
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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We had three boy cats at one time (not recommended) Martin, Peter & Eric..
Never been much cop at cute names, dogs called Marley & both our little girls have boys names..
Not sure that says anything about is though
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We had three boy cats at one time (not recommended) Martin, Peter & Eric..
Never been much cop at cute names, dogs called Marley & both our little girls have boys names..
Not sure that says anything about is though
S"
Terrible parents...... |
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