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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That blue eyes are not actually blue, they just reflect blue light and appear blue as a result.
Bee's have guardians in the hives who stop d*unk bee's from entering the hive, sometimes to enforce it they rip of their wings and heads in the process.
What have you learnt today? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That blue eyes are not actually blue, they just reflect blue light and appear blue as a result.
Bee's have guardians in the hives who stop d*unk bee's from entering the hive, sometimes to enforce it they rip of their wings and heads in the process.
What have you learnt today?"
same as you lol. |
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"That blue eyes are not actually blue, they just reflect blue light and appear blue as a result.
Bee's have guardians in the hives who stop d*unk bee's from entering the hive, sometimes to enforce it they rip of their wings and heads in the process.
What have you learnt today?"
That happens in my hive. Brutal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learned that sensory activities are the way forward in some cases.
Alternative learning helps with developing social skills which lack in certain children. "
Is it frowned upon to laugh at this?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That blue eyes are not actually blue, they just reflect blue light and appear blue as a result.
Bee's have guardians in the hives who stop d*unk bee's from entering the hive, sometimes to enforce it they rip of their wings and heads in the process.
What have you learnt today?
That happens in my hive. Brutal "
Good thing, I don't drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today I learned that a coyote can reach speeds of 43 mph, whilst a roadrunner's top speed is 20mph.
So in an actual foot race Wile E Coyote would in all likelihood have caught, and eaten, the Roadrunner! |
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"I learned that sensory activities are the way forward in some cases.
Alternative learning helps with developing social skills which lack in certain children.
Is it frowned upon to laugh at this?! "
I often laugh at work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Today I learned that a coyote can reach speeds of 43 mph, whilst a roadrunner's top speed is 20mph.
So in an actual foot race Wile E Coyote would in all likelihood have caught, and eaten, the Roadrunner! "
Wasn't it Roadrunner vs Tasmanian Beast? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learned that sensory activities are the way forward in some cases.
Alternative learning helps with developing social skills which lack in certain children. "
Went to a thing in London at half term. There was a Google stand where you could try out VR goggles with the idea being that they can help in class as some kids work better with visual aids rather than written.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learned that sensory activities are the way forward in some cases.
Alternative learning helps with developing social skills which lack in certain children. "
That is interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I learned that a coyote can reach speeds of 43 mph, whilst a roadrunner's top speed is 20mph.
So in an actual foot race Wile E Coyote would in all likelihood have caught, and eaten, the Roadrunner!
Wasn't it Roadrunner vs Tasmanian Beast?"
Na, Taz was a Tasmanian Devil. Different cartoon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I made an array formula work to solve an actual problem.
I know this looks like I'm stalking Ruby via a speadsheet, but it's a coincidence..."
I can totally be impressed by spreadsheet porn  |
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"I learned that sensory activities are the way forward in some cases.
Alternative learning helps with developing social skills which lack in certain children.
Went to a thing in London at half term. There was a Google stand where you could try out VR goggles with the idea being that they can help in class as some kids work better with visual aids rather than written.
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This worries me though. Can picture children sat in a room with goggles on for hours on end.
I like the hands on approach.
I'm sure in some cases it would be the perfect solution though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People expect me to agree with their self assessed performance rating despite giving no evidence of said performance 
But I'm great in bed!!  "
Evidence is always required for these things  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I learned that sensory activities are the way forward in some cases.
Alternative learning helps with developing social skills which lack in certain children.
Went to a thing in London at half term. There was a Google stand where you could try out VR goggles with the idea being that they can help in class as some kids work better with visual aids rather than written.
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I think it has been noted a long time ago that there are different learning styles (visual, aural, logical, physical, verbal). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learned how to get pissed off with Microsoft word, stupid cunting thing, I wanted to smash the stupid thing up, doing what it wanted instead of what I wanted!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People expect me to agree with their self assessed performance rating despite giving no evidence of said performance
But I'm great in bed!!
Evidence is always required for these things "
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I learnt that a list of synonyms is known as a synonymy. Which is almost as fun to say as incorrigible. Oh, and that a Canadian folk band did a lovely cover of The Littlest Hobo theme song. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to embed an excel worksheet as an object within another excel worksheet. Today was a great day
That would be my kind of excitement "
Or someone giving a brief explanation of cooking methods |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I made an array formula work to solve an actual problem.
I know this looks like I'm stalking Ruby via a speadsheet, but it's a coincidence...
I can totally be impressed by spreadsheet porn "
Don't encourage it ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learned how to get pissed off with Microsoft word, stupid cunting thing, I wanted to smash the stupid thing up, doing what it wanted instead of what I wanted! "
Me too. Frickin' columns that won't delete. I walked away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've learned how to get pissed off with Microsoft word, stupid cunting thing, I wanted to smash the stupid thing up, doing what it wanted instead of what I wanted!
Me too. Frickin' columns that won't delete. I walked away. "
I had text boxes that wouldn't delete, then it kept adding blank pages but deleting some.... I was furious, every time I went back to a previous saved copy it kept doing the same thing! It was either walk away or cause damage, I can't afford a fine right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That factoid is in fact a fake fact
Seriously?? Is that true? I'm gonna have to Google it
Can you then let us know if it is "
The term factoid can, in common usage, mean either a false or spurious statement presented as a fact, as well as [1][2] a true, if brief or trivial, item of news or information. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learned how to get pissed off with Microsoft word, stupid cunting thing, I wanted to smash the stupid thing up, doing what it wanted instead of what I wanted!
Me too. Frickin' columns that won't delete. I walked away.
I had text boxes that wouldn't delete, then it kept adding blank pages but deleting some.... I was furious, every time I went back to a previous saved copy it kept doing the same thing! It was either walk away or cause damage, I can't afford a fine right now "
Open new doc.
Copy other info and paste into new doc.
Tweak carefully.
Mutter swear words when the bollocksing shite won't do what you want.
Bash keyboard and mouse.
Mutter more swear words while repeatedly clicking the menu button that. won't. fucking. work.
Slam chair back and stomp off like a deranged person and get a strong coffee.
Never. go. back.
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"I've learned how to get pissed off with Microsoft word, stupid cunting thing, I wanted to smash the stupid thing up, doing what it wanted instead of what I wanted!
Me too. Frickin' columns that won't delete. I walked away.
I had text boxes that wouldn't delete, then it kept adding blank pages but deleting some.... I was furious, every time I went back to a previous saved copy it kept doing the same thing! It was either walk away or cause damage, I can't afford a fine right now
Open new doc.
Copy other info and paste into new doc.
Tweak carefully.
Mutter swear words when the bollocksing shite won't do what you want.
Bash keyboard and mouse.
Mutter more swear words while repeatedly clicking the menu button that. won't. fucking. work.
Slam chair back and stomp off like a deranged person and get a strong coffee.
Never. go. back.
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Get piece of paper.
Find pen.
Wonder why anyone would put a inkless pen back in a drawer.
Get new pen from stationery cupboard.
Wonder what it would be called if it was moving.
Return to desk.
Discover that some cuntychops has left you a note on the piece of paper ignoring the perfectly good stack of post it notes.
Decide to go on the Internet for a bit until lunch.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learned how to get pissed off with Microsoft word, stupid cunting thing, I wanted to smash the stupid thing up, doing what it wanted instead of what I wanted!
Me too. Frickin' columns that won't delete. I walked away.
I had text boxes that wouldn't delete, then it kept adding blank pages but deleting some.... I was furious, every time I went back to a previous saved copy it kept doing the same thing! It was either walk away or cause damage, I can't afford a fine right now
Open new doc.
Copy other info and paste into new doc.
Tweak carefully.
Mutter swear words when the bollocksing shite won't do what you want.
Bash keyboard and mouse.
Mutter more swear words while repeatedly clicking the menu button that. won't. fucking. work.
Slam chair back and stomp off like a deranged person and get a strong coffee.
Never. go. back.
Get piece of paper.
Find pen.
Wonder why anyone would put a inkless pen back in a drawer.
Get new pen from stationery cupboard.
Wonder what it would be called if it was moving.
Return to desk.
Discover that some cuntychops has left you a note on the piece of paper ignoring the perfectly good stack of post it notes.
Decide to go on the Internet for a bit until lunch...."
Cuntychops.
I'll be muttering that tomorrow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That blue eyes are not actually blue, they just reflect blue light and appear blue as a result.
Bee's have guardians in the hives who stop d*unk bee's from entering the hive, sometimes to enforce it they rip of their wings and heads in the process.
What have you learnt today?"
/\ i've learn't this!
And i like big muscular forearms on men - who knew?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learnt that a single, hard working mother gets eff all help from the government when she has to leave her current job!!
I also learnt that the new job will mean working nights everytime the kids are with their dad, effectively ruining any hint of a sex life!! |
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"I learned a certain employee thinks I'm a soft touch and they can get away with murder. On Thursday they will learn this isn't the case."
Sinister... remember to use a plastic bath and hydrochloric acid
Alternatively if you're sacking them... sick bastard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learned a certain employee thinks I'm a soft touch and they can get away with murder. On Thursday they will learn this isn't the case.
Sinister... remember to use a plastic bath and hydrochloric acid
Alternatively if you're sacking them... sick bastard!"
I shall, as always, follow strict HR guidelines |
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it was politer than expected....
