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FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > I'm no longer a "newbie" so I can say hello :)

I'm no longer a "newbie" so I can say hello :)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

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By *ureTemptationWoman  over a year ago

Off the grid

I'll say it again. Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh you are VERY welcome here

Enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In forum terms, you are still a bambino.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welcome! You'll find the straitjackets on the peg behind the door, Meds are in the cupboard. Just make sure you leave enough for the rest of us!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hello again

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why not

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Hello. Welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello and welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh OP, hello!

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Welcome. I am posting for two reasons:

1) to say hello because it's polite

2) so I can keep an eye on this thread because I think it will be entertaining to watch - your fab arrival has been trumpeted and I am intrigued to see how that plays out

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Hi and welcome to the mad house

Nita x

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hello OP! I remember viewing your photos after a certain thread was started.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hello - warning alert to forum addiction

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hello - warning alert to forum addiction"

Is there a cure??? I think I may have forum addiction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP! I remember viewing your photos after a certain thread was started."

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple  over a year ago

nr chester


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

"
. Mmm, new ya say you're a very well informed newbie, I'll give ya that, I'll say welcome then,mr newbie,oh and great intro and profile, it would seem you have done your homework Mrs blue eyes

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Good evening and welcome op.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Welcome dude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

"

Just fabbed your gorgeous pics. WELL HELLLOOOOO THERE AND WELCOME

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello

I have to admit to perving your pics already but someone told me to do it ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May I offer a bit of advice????

Don't start a rate my profile thread... you don't need it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello; a few tips:

Mrs SB will ask you for a shag.... do not let that go to your head (she asks everyone)

Hatter will ask you if you like tea... the correct answer is "Yes"

DiamondJoe will try and get behind you... under no circumstances let this happen

If you post more than 10 times a day you are automatically entered into the "forum elite"; it's not as fun as it sounds...

Miss honey will flutter her eyelids at you.... it's a condition.......

Miss Lickety will have you; at some point, best to accept whats coming

Many forum men will be jealous of your buff body, and will behave like arseholes every time you post (I will be one of these, get over it)

Miss Kinky will demand that you take part in her matchmaking threads; they work, somehow, however I don't think you are going to need them

Frisky Mare will ask you for a ride..... tip; you don't need a saddle.... well..... actually come to think of it, you may do, but be light with the crop

Theres a girl on here that changes her name every five minutes; don't worry you aren't going mad, although she possibly is....

Estella will delve into your mind; be prepared, i.e. have one

I will come back with more once I have delved further into the forums.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello op

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Hiya xx

Awesome bod.... For a newbie I guess lol

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By *adyDangerWoman  over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

Yaaaay my partner in crime

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"May I offer a bit of advice????

Don't start a rate my profile thread... you don't need it x "

I'll take that as a compliment thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello op and well come.. they do get kinda addictive though so be warned x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hiya xx

Awesome bod.... For a newbie I guess lol "

Will

My body deteriorate the longer I hang about on here ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello op and well come.. they do get kinda addictive though so be warned x"

Im ok with addictions

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello; a few tips:

Mrs SB will ask you for a shag.... do not let that go to your head (she asks everyone)

Hatter will ask you if you like tea... the correct answer is "Yes"

DiamondJoe will try and get behind you... under no circumstances let this happen

If you post more than 10 times a day you are automatically entered into the "forum elite"; it's not as fun as it sounds...

Miss honey will flutter her eyelids at you.... it's a condition.......

Miss Lickety will have you; at some point, best to accept whats coming

Many forum men will be jealous of your buff body, and will behave like arseholes every time you post (I will be one of these, get over it)

Miss Kinky will demand that you take part in her matchmaking threads; they work, somehow, however I don't think you are going to need them

Frisky Mare will ask you for a ride..... tip; you don't need a saddle.... well..... actually come to think of it, you may do, but be light with the crop

Theres a girl on here that changes her name every five minutes; don't worry you aren't going mad, although she possibly is....

Estella will delve into your mind; be prepared, i.e. have one

I will come back with more once I have delved further into the forums.....

"

I'm going to print this info out and pin it to my fridge so I can read it and learn it every morning

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"Hiya xx

Awesome bod.... For a newbie I guess lol

Will

My body deteriorate the longer I hang about on here ? "

That depends how long you spend sat on a sofa or at a desk wasting time with us reprobates lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello

I have to admit to perving your pics already but someone told me to do it ......

"

And on here you have to do as you're told!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By *icassolifelikeMan  over a year ago

Luton

Just agree with what the women say, don't have your own opinion, only use the term fat, never large, curvy or BBW. And don't be fab straight if you are straight. It gets confusing.

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peace yo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peace yo."

((prods hatter.... no not like THAT))

ask him the question....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peace yo.

((prods hatter.... no not like THAT))

ask him the question.... "

I'm a far more complex being than that...

Oh fine.

Cup of tea op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peace yo.

((prods hatter.... no not like THAT))

ask him the question....

I'm a far more complex being than that...

Oh fine.

Cup of tea op? "

Yes please squire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peace yo.

((prods hatter.... no not like THAT))

ask him the question....

I'm a far more complex being than that...

Oh fine.

Cup of tea op? "

Even the most simple of questions can have the most complex of consequences.... come dear Hatter your dedication to Tea is a beyond the mundane.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello; a few tips:

Mrs SB will ask you for a shag.... do not let that go to your head (she asks everyone)

Hatter will ask you if you like tea... the correct answer is "Yes"

DiamondJoe will try and get behind you... under no circumstances let this happen

If you post more than 10 times a day you are automatically entered into the "forum elite"; it's not as fun as it sounds...

Miss honey will flutter her eyelids at you.... it's a condition.......

Miss Lickety will have you; at some point, best to accept whats coming

Many forum men will be jealous of your buff body, and will behave like arseholes every time you post (I will be one of these, get over it)

Miss Kinky will demand that you take part in her matchmaking threads; they work, somehow, however I don't think you are going to need them

Frisky Mare will ask you for a ride..... tip; you don't need a saddle.... well..... actually come to think of it, you may do, but be light with the crop

Theres a girl on here that changes her name every five minutes; don't worry you aren't going mad, although she possibly is....

Estella will delve into your mind; be prepared, i.e. have one

I will come back with more once I have delved further into the forums.....

"

Haha that's quite funny

Hi OP. Welcome to the forums.

Mrs SnT

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Hello; a few tips:

Mrs SB will ask you for a shag.... do not let that go to your head (she asks everyone)

Hatter will ask you if you like tea... the correct answer is "Yes"

DiamondJoe will try and get behind you... under no circumstances let this happen

If you post more than 10 times a day you are automatically entered into the "forum elite"; it's not as fun as it sounds...

Miss honey will flutter her eyelids at you.... it's a condition.......

Miss Lickety will have you; at some point, best to accept whats coming

Many forum men will be jealous of your buff body, and will behave like arseholes every time you post (I will be one of these, get over it)

Miss Kinky will demand that you take part in her matchmaking threads; they work, somehow, however I don't think you are going to need them

Frisky Mare will ask you for a ride..... tip; you don't need a saddle.... well..... actually come to think of it, you may do, but be light with the crop

Theres a girl on here that changes her name every five minutes; don't worry you aren't going mad, although she possibly is....

Estella will delve into your mind; be prepared, i.e. have one

I will come back with more once I have delved further into the forums.....

I'm going to print this info out and pin it to my fridge so I can read it and learn it every morning "

I do not flutter my lashes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peace yo.

((prods hatter.... no not like THAT))

ask him the question....

I'm a far more complex being than that...

Oh fine.

Cup of tea op?

Yes please squire "

And you called me squire. You're alright

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi.my god your a fine bit of stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x"

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x"

sotte voce ((the changeling))

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welcome to the fora OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello; a few tips:

Mrs SB will ask you for a shag.... do not let that go to your head (she asks everyone)

Hatter will ask you if you like tea... the correct answer is "Yes"

DiamondJoe will try and get behind you... under no circumstances let this happen

If you post more than 10 times a day you are automatically entered into the "forum elite"; it's not as fun as it sounds...

Miss honey will flutter her eyelids at you.... it's a condition.......

Miss Lickety will have you; at some point, best to accept whats coming

Many forum men will be jealous of your buff body, and will behave like arseholes every time you post (I will be one of these, get over it)

Miss Kinky will demand that you take part in her matchmaking threads; they work, somehow, however I don't think you are going to need them

Frisky Mare will ask you for a ride..... tip; you don't need a saddle.... well..... actually come to think of it, you may do, but be light with the crop

Theres a girl on here that changes her name every five minutes; don't worry you aren't going mad, although she possibly is....

Estella will delve into your mind; be prepared, i.e. have one

I will come back with more once I have delved further into the forums.....

I'm going to print this info out and pin it to my fridge so I can read it and learn it every morning "

Just ignore the part about the mad one (thanks Pauly!!I'm trying to make a good impression on the newbie!! Don't wreck it for me!! )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))"

Where's the middle finger emoji??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's refreshing to see a new single guy given a nice welcome.

Well sort of new

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By *imky69Woman  over a year ago

heath hays

Hello and welcome.

Just a tip though if the clique ever catch you miss spelling anything or not making out your a full on interlectual want to be you will be banished and outcast back to us normal non odd bods lol oh and never say lol X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello; a few tips:

Mrs SB will ask you for a shag.... do not let that go to your head (she asks everyone)

Hatter will ask you if you like tea... the correct answer is "Yes"

DiamondJoe will try and get behind you... under no circumstances let this happen

If you post more than 10 times a day you are automatically entered into the "forum elite"; it's not as fun as it sounds...

Miss honey will flutter her eyelids at you.... it's a condition.......

Miss Lickety will have you; at some point, best to accept whats coming

Many forum men will be jealous of your buff body, and will behave like arseholes every time you post (I will be one of these, get over it)

Miss Kinky will demand that you take part in her matchmaking threads; they work, somehow, however I don't think you are going to need them

Frisky Mare will ask you for a ride..... tip; you don't need a saddle.... well..... actually come to think of it, you may do, but be light with the crop

Theres a girl on here that changes her name every five minutes; don't worry you aren't going mad, although she possibly is....

Estella will delve into your mind; be prepared, i.e. have one

I will come back with more once I have delved further into the forums.....

"

Really funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's refreshing to see a new single guy given a nice welcome.

Well sort of new "

Do they usually get flogged and abused then thrown out with the recycling bin??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's refreshing to see a new single guy given a nice welcome.

Well sort of new

Do they usually get flogged and abused then thrown out with the recycling bin?? "

Usually unlos within the hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello and welcome.

Just a tip though if the clique ever catch you miss spelling anything or not making out your a full on interlectual want to be you will be banished and outcast back to us normal non odd bods lol oh and never say lol X "

I'll make sure my spell check is on at all times then, I'll sign up for extra English classes at the local uni too

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Hi OP, please do join the matchmaking thread so I can grab you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))

Where's the middle finger emoji?? "

you could have picked me up on the spelling it's sotto voce (admin I request a La oooooser emoji post haste)

By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln

Howdy & welcome x

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty"

And I'll probably help him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So this is where all the women went! Understandable I guess...

Hello OP, welcome to the forums. Be prepared to have a laugh, as well as witness a fair few car crashes weekly. It's great

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So this is where all the women went! Understandable I guess...

Hello OP, welcome to the forums. Be prepared to have a laugh, as well as witness a fair few car crashes weekly. It's great "

Looking forward to it mate and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

"

Any chance you could change your avatar to Boris Johnson and post bigoted and offensive crap?

No?

I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))

Where's the middle finger emoji??

you could have picked me up on the spelling it's sotto voce (admin I request a La oooooser emoji post haste)

By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty"

I'm trying to make a good impression. As Kimky posted about some clique being the spelling police, I thought it best not to point out yours, just in case the OP wrongly thought I was part of said Clique... The middle finger emoji was the next best thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

Any chance you could change your avatar to Boris Johnson and post bigoted and offensive crap?

No?

I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

"

Ha ha ha Boris Johnson!! Brilliant

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

"

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Oh he has got a shirt and tie photo.

Hello op. Welcome to my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

"

Well hello there xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway "

I just want to look at the tie.

You know how I like a tie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway "

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello

I have to admit to perving your pics already but someone told me to do it ......

And on here you have to do as you're told! "

Yes you do ....

I have a few things I need you to do already!

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By *imky69Woman  over a year ago

heath hays


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))

Where's the middle finger emoji??

you could have picked me up on the spelling it's sotto voce (admin I request a La oooooser emoji post haste)

By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty

I'm trying to make a good impression. As Kimky posted about some clique being the spelling police, I thought it best not to point out yours, just in case the OP wrongly thought I was part of said Clique... The middle finger emoji was the next best thing "

I so wish there was a middle finger emoji but I find my LOL get them equally wobbled lol X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))

Where's the middle finger emoji??

you could have picked me up on the spelling it's sotto voce (admin I request a La oooooser emoji post haste)

By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty

I'm trying to make a good impression. As Kimky posted about some clique being the spelling police, I thought it best not to point out yours, just in case the OP wrongly thought I was part of said Clique... The middle finger emoji was the next best thing

I so wish there was a middle finger emoji but I find my LOL get them equally wobbled lol X "

aren't you in the clique?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello

I have to admit to perving your pics already but someone told me to do it ......

And on here you have to do as you're told!

Yes you do ....

I have a few things I need you to do already!

"

Enlighten me?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think the OP might need to use his filters and block everyone lol

I can see his inbox getting full quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the OP might need to use his filters and block everyone lol

I can see his inbox getting full quickly "

My "looked at me" has gone mental!!

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Welcome to Fab OP. I think I'm moving up north

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the OP might need to use his filters and block everyone lol

I can see his inbox getting full quickly "

Nah... I'm playing it cool

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You can be my bicep bro

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"I think the OP might need to use his filters and block everyone lol

I can see his inbox getting full quickly

My "looked at me" has gone mental!! "

And most are in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and for the record some of us shorties have as much fun if not more then you 6fters

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile "

Cool

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By *enny79TV/TS  over a year ago

chesterfield

Hi welcome xx

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough

Alreet!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile "

Where does it say that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?"

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?"

Oh I do apologise I thought it did, I'll correct that instantly

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

"

Ah! This thread!!

Well hats off to you sexy!

He's a lovely chap everyone - been chatting a while!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig "

There there. You're hot too

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By *imky69Woman  over a year ago

heath hays


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))

Where's the middle finger emoji??

you could have picked me up on the spelling it's sotto voce (admin I request a La oooooser emoji post haste)

By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty

I'm trying to make a good impression. As Kimky posted about some clique being the spelling police, I thought it best not to point out yours, just in case the OP wrongly thought I was part of said Clique... The middle finger emoji was the next best thing

I so wish there was a middle finger emoji but I find my LOL get them equally wobbled lol X

aren't you in the clique?"

Noooooooo thankfully I have a life lol.O just see this as fun not a way to try to make out I'm more inerlecual than the person above me or blank the ones commenting below.Oh and I wasn't a school prefect and I don't play with myself over a keyboard lol.If I was to sum the clique up with a description it would be.If a trainspotter had a love child with a jobs worth that then had a love child with a traffic warden that then had a love child with a egg head contestant lol well that's where the clique members are created.Its a long drawn prosess but eventually produces the perfect clique odd bod hahahahaha X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too "

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))

Where's the middle finger emoji??

you could have picked me up on the spelling it's sotto voce (admin I request a La oooooser emoji post haste)

By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty

I'm trying to make a good impression. As Kimky posted about some clique being the spelling police, I thought it best not to point out yours, just in case the OP wrongly thought I was part of said Clique... The middle finger emoji was the next best thing

I so wish there was a middle finger emoji but I find my LOL get them equally wobbled lol X

aren't you in the clique?

Noooooooo thankfully I have a life lol.O just see this as fun not a way to try to make out I'm more inerlecual than the person above me or blank the ones commenting below.Oh and I wasn't a school prefect and I don't play with myself over a keyboard lol.If I was to sum the clique up with a description it would be.If a trainspotter had a love child with a jobs worth that then had a love child with a traffic warden that then had a love child with a egg head contestant lol well that's where the clique members are created.Its a long drawn prosess but eventually produces the perfect clique odd bod hahahahaha X "

You just described my genesis perfectly... shame, i wanted to be friends.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))

Where's the middle finger emoji??

you could have picked me up on the spelling it's sotto voce (admin I request a La oooooser emoji post haste)

By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty

I'm trying to make a good impression. As Kimky posted about some clique being the spelling police, I thought it best not to point out yours, just in case the OP wrongly thought I was part of said Clique... The middle finger emoji was the next best thing

I so wish there was a middle finger emoji but I find my LOL get them equally wobbled lol X

aren't you in the clique?

Noooooooo thankfully I have a life lol.O just see this as fun not a way to try to make out I'm more inerlecual than the person above me or blank the ones commenting below.Oh and I wasn't a school prefect and I don't play with myself over a keyboard lol.If I was to sum the clique up with a description it would be.If a trainspotter had a love child with a jobs worth that then had a love child with a traffic warden that then had a love child with a egg head contestant lol well that's where the clique members are created.Its a long drawn prosess but eventually produces the perfect clique odd bod hahahahaha X "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too "

I'm very happy with myself and have no issues here. Just it normally gets pulled up on here put other guys down to make yourself look better. As it's not a good look. Just thought id mention it no harm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles "

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks. "

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf "

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Oh I do apologise I thought it did, I'll correct that instantly "

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks. "

lol Willow

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By *adyDangerWoman  over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell. "

OMG leave him alone. Was only you who wanted to pick his profile,

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell. "

I thought it was quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

lol Willow "

i'm not laughing at that................

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh I've just realised who the op is! The lady who wanted her friend fabbed the other day!

Crikey....welcome to 2016, Steve

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By *adyDangerWoman  over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"Oh I've just realised who the op is! The lady who wanted her friend fabbed the other day!

Crikey....welcome to 2016, Steve "

Yes yes that was me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh I've just realised who the op is! The lady who wanted her friend fabbed the other day!

Crikey....welcome to 2016, Steve "

need a light switched on emote - this is close enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

I thought it was quite funny "

Maybe I should have said "coco pops"?? They're more suited to children aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

OMG leave him alone. Was only you who wanted to pick his profile, "

That's probably because he's the only 1 who read it. Everyone else are just perving at his pics

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Oh I've just realised who the op is! The lady who wanted her friend fabbed the other day!

Crikey....welcome to 2016, Steve "

I'm still none the wiser

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

OMG leave him alone. Was only you who wanted to pick his profile, "

It's offensive. Most guys don't have to put others down to be successfull in here. Ain't it about time you stopped holding he's hand and let him get on with it like an adult

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

I thought it was quite funny

Maybe I should have said "coco pops"?? They're more suited to children aren't they? "

Who's dishing out the raw deal now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

OMG leave him alone. Was only you who wanted to pick his profile, "

Let him have his moment, I'm honestly not bothered what he's got to say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

I thought it was quite funny

Maybe I should have said "coco pops"?? They're more suited to children aren't they?

Who's dishing out the raw deal now?"

Thank you kinky.

I can only imagine if it was about poor fat girls or the like. Seriously some double standards on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

OMG leave him alone. Was only you who wanted to pick his profile,

It's offensive. Most guys don't have to put others down to be successfull in here. Ain't it about time you stopped holding he's hand and let him get on with it like an adult "

Just ignore him and hold my hand whilst we skip into the sunset whilst whistling "I'm a little teapot" breathing in the freshly cut grass ahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny.

One of the best I've seen on here. Shame you're straight I'd lick chocolate off that torso.

Pmsl

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By *ettyboop61Woman  over a year ago

St Neots


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

"

Hubba hubba welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

OMG leave him alone. Was only you who wanted to pick his profile,

It's offensive. Most guys don't have to put others down to be successfull in here. Ain't it about time you stopped holding he's hand and let him get on with it like an adult "

little people make me smile....I'm tall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

OMG leave him alone. Was only you who wanted to pick his profile,

Let him have his moment, I'm honestly not bothered what he's got to say "

I am starting to go off you a little bit now... oh well.... have fun on the forums...

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By *imky69Woman  over a year ago

heath hays


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))

Where's the middle finger emoji??

you could have picked me up on the spelling it's sotto voce (admin I request a La oooooser emoji post haste)

By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty

I'm trying to make a good impression. As Kimky posted about some clique being the spelling police, I thought it best not to point out yours, just in case the OP wrongly thought I was part of said Clique... The middle finger emoji was the next best thing

I so wish there was a middle finger emoji but I find my LOL get them equally wobbled lol X

aren't you in the clique?

Noooooooo thankfully I have a life lol.O just see this as fun not a way to try to make out I'm more inerlecual than the person above me or blank the ones commenting below.Oh and I wasn't a school prefect and I don't play with myself over a keyboard lol.If I was to sum the clique up with a description it would be.If a trainspotter had a love child with a jobs worth that then had a love child with a traffic warden that then had a love child with a egg head contestant lol well that's where the clique members are created.Its a long drawn prosess but eventually produces the perfect clique odd bod hahahahaha X

You just described my genesis perfectly... shame, i wanted to be friends..... "

You strive for so much if there your Heros lol

Ask them if your allowed to join and shhhhhh don't tell anyone but if they let you in the clique you have to swap libary membership cards and wear a cardigan.

Once your fully atcepted you do the hand shake thing like the free masons but it not the hand and it's not shaking it.Just never spell anything wrong or write normal paragraphs without making out your from Mensa or that hand shake will quickly black ball you X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

"

ohh ello again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello you crazy lunatics!

Well I have heard loads about the forums and been intrigued to contribute but as I was a "newbie" I wasn't able too!

But now my shackles are off, my gob is unwired and I have been set free to introduce myself and say hellllloooooooo

Hope everyone is well and having lots of fun

ohh ello again "

Hellloooo you ok????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP (stands for original poster). I'm glad to see you have been welcomed so well to the forums. You've had some good advice on here. You also have a great profile... Always a positive start . Welcome to the funhouse x

sotte voce ((the changeling))

Where's the middle finger emoji??

you could have picked me up on the spelling it's sotto voce (admin I request a La oooooser emoji post haste)

By the way OP, I will hijack any thread you start and use it to flirt; in a schoolboyish, pulling pigtails kinda way;

tough

titty

I'm trying to make a good impression. As Kimky posted about some clique being the spelling police, I thought it best not to point out yours, just in case the OP wrongly thought I was part of said Clique... The middle finger emoji was the next best thing

I so wish there was a middle finger emoji but I find my LOL get them equally wobbled lol X

aren't you in the clique?

Noooooooo thankfully I have a life lol.O just see this as fun not a way to try to make out I'm more inerlecual than the person above me or blank the ones commenting below.Oh and I wasn't a school prefect and I don't play with myself over a keyboard lol.If I was to sum the clique up with a description it would be.If a trainspotter had a love child with a jobs worth that then had a love child with a traffic warden that then had a love child with a egg head contestant lol well that's where the clique members are created.Its a long drawn prosess but eventually produces the perfect clique odd bod hahahahaha X

You just described my genesis perfectly... shame, i wanted to be friends.....

You strive for so much if there your Heros lol

Ask them if your allowed to join and shhhhhh don't tell anyone but if they let you in the clique you have to swap libary membership cards and wear a cardigan.

Once your fully atcepted you do the hand shake thing like the free masons but it not the hand and it's not shaking it.Just never spell anything wrong or write normal paragraphs without making out your from Mensa or that hand shake will quickly black ball you X "

If I just nod and agree can we be friends?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny"

Shame about the need to diss shorter men

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh I've just realised who the op is! The lady who wanted her friend fabbed the other day!

Crikey....welcome to 2016, Steve

need a light switched on emote - this is close enough "

I didn't fab though but I'm glad I remembered. not such an old git after all *preens*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/11/16 22:00:54]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

OMG leave him alone. Was only you who wanted to pick his profile,

Let him have his moment, I'm honestly not bothered what he's got to say

I am starting to go off you a little bit now... oh well.... have fun on the forums..."

Me too Good luck on the forums, I'm sure you'll do well OP

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I think the women's hotlist storage on the fab server is going to need an upgrade

I've not hotlisted him, I think he's attached so not my type anyway

I'm not attached I'm single as it states on my profile

Where does it say that?

Probably around by the poor short guys dig

There there. You're hot too

Was actually not a dig it was a honest statement , short guys get a raw deal on here I've noticed on females profiles

I'm 5.7. I'm not a poor shortie as you describe thanks.

Great I'll remember that next time I need some cornflakes reaching off the top shelf

Oh dear a comedian aswell.

OMG leave him alone. Was only you who wanted to pick his profile,

It's offensive. Most guys don't have to put others down to be successfull in here. Ain't it about time you stopped holding he's hand and let him get on with it like an adult "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny.

One of the best I've seen on here. Shame you're straight I'd lick chocolate off that torso.

Pmsl"

Thanks mate

If I suddenly become bi I promise I'll knock on your door bearing gifts such as kit kats and lion bars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny.

One of the best I've seen on here. Shame you're straight I'd lick chocolate off that torso.

Pmsl

Thanks mate

If I suddenly become bi I promise I'll knock on your door bearing gifts such as kit kats and lion bars "

I would turn bi for that ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny

Shame about the need to diss shorter men "

If people are taking offence to it then they need to go look at themselves and their insecurities and deal with it like an adult tbh.

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Welcome fella... The forums can be a bit adfictive

Relax, " said the night man,

"We are programmed to receive.

You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny.

One of the best I've seen on here. Shame you're straight I'd lick chocolate off that torso.

Pmsl

Thanks mate

If I suddenly become bi I promise I'll knock on your door bearing gifts such as kit kats and lion bars "

Marry me

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welcome to the mad house

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By *adyDangerWoman  over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny

Shame about the need to diss shorter men

If people are taking offence to it then they need to go look at themselves and their insecurities and deal with it like an adult tbh."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny.

One of the best I've seen on here. Shame you're straight I'd lick chocolate off that torso.

Pmsl

Thanks mate

If I suddenly become bi I promise I'll knock on your door bearing gifts such as kit kats and lion bars

I would turn bi for that ha ha ha ha "

Ha ha ha is a tempting offer isn't it ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny

Shame about the need to diss shorter men

If people are taking offence to it then they need to go look at themselves and their insecurities and deal with it like an adult tbh."

That's put pretty well mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny

Shame about the need to diss shorter men

If people are taking offence to it then they need to go look at themselves and their insecurities and deal with it like an adult tbh."

I have no insecurities about it. But op does

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny

Shame about the need to diss shorter men

If people are taking offence to it then they need to go look at themselves and their insecurities and deal with it like an adult tbh."

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny

Shame about the need to diss shorter men

If people are taking offence to it then they need to go look at themselves and their insecurities and deal with it like an adult tbh."

Probably yes,but not great when someone feels the need to take the piss out of someone else. We can all do that...

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Great profile tbh. Great pics. Body to die for. Good profile bio as well and seems funny

Shame about the need to diss shorter men

If people are taking offence to it then they need to go look at themselves and their insecurities and deal with it like an adult tbh.

That's put pretty well mate "

Cool, we can insult people now and they have to sort out the intended offence themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just to clarify no harm was meant and I've took down the comment people were offended by, hope you can all smile again now and not lose any sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/11/16 22:12:20]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just to clarify no harm was meant and I've took down the comment people were offended by, hope you can all smile again now and not lose any sleep "

I wasnt offended but with you being a newbie here I thought you would appreciate some help. Ie taking the piss of of other users is not a good look. No need to thank me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Move too dundee .??

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman  over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Well hello.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's refreshing to see a new single guy given a nice welcome.

Well sort of new

Do they usually get flogged and abused then thrown out with the recycling bin?? "

only the lucky ones

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

*comes sniffing round the entrails*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Move too dundee .?? "

Is there a good gym there for me and a Tesco?? If so I'll pack my bags!!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*comes sniffing round the entrails*"

Interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Starting to regret those Fabs after reading this thread...

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"*comes sniffing round the entrails*"

Nothing worth sniffing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why would you take offence to it?? It's a few words written on a Internet page.

Yes it might come across as big headed and I'm superior then you cause I'm a few inches taller but what does it matter unless you want to fuck him?

Tbh he's said nothing in comparisons to some of the people who sit in the forums on high horses all day thinking they are above others.

I just can't take offence it even if I'm mocked in his bio. Words on a page don't really upset me like it does others. Maybe I'm just thick skinned and don't care.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*comes sniffing round the entrails*

Interesting..."

Almost... *sniffs* Almost too good to be true.

Hmmm.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Starting to regret those Fabs after reading this thread..."

One an always unfab

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By *adyDangerWoman  over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"*comes sniffing round the entrails*

Interesting..."

I wandered when you'd make an appearance

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Why would you take offence to it?? It's a few words written on a Internet page.

Yes it might come across as big headed and I'm superior then you cause I'm a few inches taller but what does it matter unless you want to fuck him?

Tbh he's said nothing in comparisons to some of the people who sit in the forums on high horses all day thinking they are above others.

I just can't take offence it even if I'm mocked in his bio. Words on a page don't really upset me like it does others. Maybe I'm just thick skinned and don't care.

"

Or maybe you're in love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Starting to regret those Fabs after reading this thread...

One an always unfab "

Interrrrrrresting! BRB, just going to, errrr, check something...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow the popcorn wolves being nice to a single male newbie...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Starting to regret those Fabs after reading this thread...

One an always unfab

Interrrrrrresting! BRB, just going to, errrr, check something... "

don't you mean uncheck something?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Why would you take offence to it?? It's a few words written on a Internet page.

Yes it might come across as big headed and I'm superior then you cause I'm a few inches taller but what does it matter unless you want to fuck him?

Tbh he's said nothing in comparisons to some of the people who sit in the forums on high horses all day thinking they are above others.

I just can't take offence it even if I'm mocked in his bio. Words on a page don't really upset me like it does others. Maybe I'm just thick skinned and don't care.

Or maybe you're in love "

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln

Do you only belittle shorter men or women to?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*comes sniffing round the entrails*

Interesting...

I wandered when you'd make an appearance "

Bin busy, innit? Doin' Diamondjoe fings...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Move too dundee .??

Is there a good gym there for me and a Tesco?? If so I'll pack my bags!! "
3 tescos and a few gyms. Ill see you soon x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow the popcorn wolves being nice to a single male newbie... "

it didn't last... I put my teeth in...

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By *adyDangerWoman  over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"*comes sniffing round the entrails*

Interesting...

I wandered when you'd make an appearance

Bin busy, innit? Doin' Diamondjoe fings..."

You do make me giggle jo, your ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Move too dundee .??

Is there a good gym there for me and a Tesco?? If so I'll pack my bags!! 3 tescos and a few gyms. Ill see you soon x"

3??? Oh my days I'm getting a kilt and moving up there!!!

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Welcome! So what's your workout split? I don't get physique envy often but you sir are in shape

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*comes sniffing round the entrails*

Interesting...

I wandered when you'd make an appearance

Bin busy, innit? Doin' Diamondjoe fings..."

Like the dinner and putting the child to bed and then being tricked into explaining how WWI started so we were still talking at 9 when the missus got back from netball.

#doghouse

So.

Who's the piece of meat?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello nice to 'meet' you xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why would you take offence to it?? It's a few words written on a Internet page.

Yes it might come across as big headed and I'm superior then you cause I'm a few inches taller but what does it matter unless you want to fuck him?

Tbh he's said nothing in comparisons to some of the people who sit in the forums on high horses all day thinking they are above others.

I just can't take offence it even if I'm mocked in his bio. Words on a page don't really upset me like it does others. Maybe I'm just thick skinned and don't care.

"

I think someone has a crush

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello nice to 'meet' you xx"

Very nice to meet you too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"Welcome! So what's your workout split? I don't get physique envy often but you sir are in shape "

How about you both stand in my room for inspection

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Welcome! So what's your workout split? I don't get physique envy often but you sir are in shape "

*as over-the-top gay wedding planner*

OMG!!! You two would make such an *adorable* couple!

His and his matching g-strings!

I can't wait!

So, which one's the top?

Hmmm...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Welcome! So what's your workout split? I don't get physique envy often but you sir are in shape

How about you both stand in my room for inspection "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just to clarify no harm was meant and I've took down the comment people were offended by, hope you can all smile again now and not lose any sleep

I wasnt offended but with you being a newbie here I thought you would appreciate some help. Ie taking the piss of of other users is not a good look. No need to thank me "

wtf does being a newbie have to do with anything ? I've been a cunt since day one on here

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Welcome! So what's your workout split? I don't get physique envy often but you sir are in shape "

Are you tall enough to talk to him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Welcome! So what's your workout split? I don't get physique envy often but you sir are in shape "

That's very kind of you to say mate, im on a four day split at the minute and a 1 day fat burn yourself??

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ok, I think we will end the thread there with the general agreement that my bicep (left) is indeed faster, better and stronger that the OP's as proved by all the messages I've had (32) saying I'm not to worry and they won't take the posters down yet. So I'm off to bed happy.

Sleep well all.....

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Although, handsome is as handsome does.

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Hot guy joins the forums and all the women (and Diamond Joe) loose their undergarments

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nawti, MisSTARess.

Retype that.

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