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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Plz plz don't accept the new KEYHOLDERS given out to u at petrol stations or in shopping centres.
THEY ARE A BUG TO FOLLOW U HOME!! and access ur personal information!
(Which no 1 wants to give out.)
Saw a link on Facebook page for this.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plz plz don't accept the new KEYHOLDERS given out to u at petrol stations or in shopping centres.
THEY ARE A BUG TO FOLLOW U HOME!! and access ur personal information!
(Which no 1 wants to give out.)
Saw a link on Facebook page for this.
Many thanks! "
What are you on about?
What are KEYHOLDERS (do I have to use capitals for the name?)?
And do you really, really, believe this? |
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Can't anyone use Google and do any research any more?
It's a hoax.
"Message circulating rapidly via social media warns you not to accept a free key chain given out at petrol stations because it is a detector that can be used to follow you home. The message features an image that supposedly depicts some of the free key chain devices.
Brief Analysis:
The warning is just a revamped version of a much older hoax that falsely claimed that free sun-powered key holders being handed out at petrol stations contained a hidden device that could be used by criminals to track the movements of potential victims. The image in the new version does depict bluetooth trackers that can be used to locate nearby lost objects such as keys or briefcases. However, these devices have a very limited range and would be completely impractical for following people home at a distance (see detailed analysis below for more information)." |
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Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.
I went to Waitrose (as usual), I used my card (as usual) and got a free coffee (as usual). What was NOT usual was the lady who was in the queue behind me - she could have skippped queues but waited lo ger in the one I was in. She too copied me and used her card and coffee. At the coffee machine, she stood rather too close for comfort (about a metre). She had the same drink as me. She followed me out. She followed me to the car. As I got in mine, she walked past and got in hers parked a couple of cars away and she followed me out of the car park.
Paranoia? I think not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.
I went to Waitrose (as usual), I used my card (as usual) and got a free coffee (as usual). What was NOT usual was the lady who was in the queue behind me - she could have skippped queues but waited lo ger in the one I was in. She too copied me and used her card and coffee. At the coffee machine, she stood rather too close for comfort (about a metre). She had the same drink as me. She followed me out. She followed me to the car. As I got in mine, she walked past and got in hers parked a couple of cars away and she followed me out of the car park.
Paranoia? I think not "
it was Soxy; get over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.
I went to Waitrose (as usual), I used my card (as usual) and got a free coffee (as usual). What was NOT usual was the lady who was in the queue behind me - she could have skippped queues but waited lo ger in the one I was in. She too copied me and used her card and coffee. At the coffee machine, she stood rather too close for comfort (about a metre). She had the same drink as me. She followed me out. She followed me to the car. As I got in mine, she walked past and got in hers parked a couple of cars away and she followed me out of the car park.
Paranoia? I think not "
you shop in Waitrose?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.
I went to Waitrose (as usual), I used my card (as usual) and got a free coffee (as usual). What was NOT usual was the lady who was in the queue behind me - she could have skippped queues but waited lo ger in the one I was in. She too copied me and used her card and coffee. At the coffee machine, she stood rather too close for comfort (about a metre). She had the same drink as me. She followed me out. She followed me to the car. As I got in mine, she walked past and got in hers parked a couple of cars away and she followed me out of the car park.
Paranoia? I think not "
it was a fabber haha ----- or if not id have gone the scenic way home - very off route and seen if she followed |
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"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.
I went to Waitrose (as usual), I used my card (as usual) and got a free coffee (as usual). What was NOT usual was the lady who was in the queue behind me - she could have skippped queues but waited lo ger in the one I was in. She too copied me and used her card and coffee. At the coffee machine, she stood rather too close for comfort (about a metre). She had the same drink as me. She followed me out. She followed me to the car. As I got in mine, she walked past and got in hers parked a couple of cars away and she followed me out of the car park.
Paranoia? I think not you shop in Waitrose? "
Yes. Perfectly normal. We're all perfectly normal in Brighton, you know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.  "
aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
smile - life is way too short"
Could be a lot shorter if you accept a keyholder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
smile - life is way too short
Could be a lot shorter if you accept a keyholder "
you're not wrong haha  |
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!)"
he cant leave now, we got him followed |
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience. "
come on...you arent new here....i know you from old, Nottsmale!!
anyone who believes anything based soley on it being on facebook gets what they deserve!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!)he cant leave now, we got him followed"
Has he got a KEYHOLDER  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!)he cant leave now, we got him followed"
i snook a fob into his jacket pocket - we got him covered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm saying no more on the subject.
Chat amongst urself. Xx 
Goodnight God bless.
Cya! "
stop it! Stay, pull up a pew... take the piss out of me; I think surfs are real... it's all good.. |
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
come on...you arent new here....i know you from old, Nottsmale!!
anyone who believes anything based soley on it being on facebook gets what they deserve!!"
spoilsport, i wanted to see if he had changed his persona with a different name |
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!)he cant leave now, we got him followed"
Christ! Do ya think he shops at Waitrose! |
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"I'm saying no more on the subject.
Chat amongst urself. Xx
Goodnight God bless.
Cya!
stop it! Stay, pull up a pew... take the piss out of me; I think surfs are real... it's all good.."
Surfs are real, they try to come onto the land but are held back by beach fairies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm saying no more on the subject.
Chat amongst urself. Xx
Goodnight God bless.
Cya!
stop it! Stay, pull up a pew... take the piss out of me; I think surfs are real... it's all good..
Surfs are real, they try to come onto the land but are held back by beach fairies. "
are they KEYHOLDERS? (so confused now...) |
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
come on...you arent new here....i know you from old, Nottsmale!!
anyone who believes anything based soley on it being on facebook gets what they deserve!! spoilsport, i wanted to see if he had changed his persona with a different name "
ooops...soz!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plz plz don't accept the new KEYHOLDERS given out to u at petrol stations or in shopping centres.
THEY ARE A BUG TO FOLLOW U HOME!! and access ur personal information!
(Which no 1 wants to give out.)
Saw a link on Facebook page for this.
Many thanks! "
I'm gonna sound dumb here ( but I was brought up in Mansfield aswell )
What keyholders? |
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!)he cant leave now, we got him followed
Christ! Do ya think he shops at Waitrose! "
not sure, best watch your back stevie boy |
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"I am not gonna post comments anymore now.
So that's okay with you lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
aww come one; say Hi, introduce yourself, seriously... It was a good thread; it's still a good thread.... don't leave (someone close the door, don't let him leave!!)he cant leave now, we got him followed
Christ! Do ya think he shops at Waitrose! not sure, best watch your back stevie boy"
Oh, don't worry about me. I'm so paranoid about my virgin botty being tweaked by a man, I shove a hardback book down the back of my (French) hipsters. |
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Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.
Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.
Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook. "
I see what you mean now!!!
I do understand that where you are coming from.
It's not anything to be worried about.
It's a blooming American crap thing.
The donks. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.
Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook.
I see what you mean now!!!
I do understand that where you are coming from.
It's not anything to be worried about.
It's a blooming American crap thing.
The donks. Lol "
When in doubt, blame the Americans.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.
Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook.
I see what you mean now!!!
I do understand that where you are coming from.
It's not anything to be worried about.
It's a blooming American crap thing.
The donks. Lol
When in doubt, blame the Americans. "
Exactly mate! |
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"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.
Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook.
I see what you mean now!!!
I do understand that where you are coming from.
It's not anything to be worried about.
It's a blooming American crap thing.
The donks. Lol "
say what?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where in the U.S do you come from again Courtney? "
When I go back to the US and I happen to say something stupid, I just tell people its a British thing and they all go, "oh, right." So I figure its fair play. |
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"Seriously the amount of people that read crap on Facebook and then think it is true , Not only true but then spread it around.
Woman I work with is the exact same nearly every day it's a new story about what she's seen on Facebook.
I see what you mean now!!!
I do understand that where you are coming from.
It's not anything to be worried about.
It's a blooming American crap thing.
The donks. Lol "
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
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I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.
Before you go to bed at night fill a jug with boiling water.Put the jug in the freezer.The following day take the jug to work with you and by time it's dinner time its thawed and you have instant boiling water for your coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.
Before you go to bed at night fill a jug with boiling water.Put the jug in the freezer.The following day take the jug to work with you and by time it's dinner time its thawed and you have instant boiling water for your coffee."
OMG I never knew that will have to try it when I go work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.
Before you go to bed at night fill a jug with boiling water.Put the jug in the freezer.The following day take the jug to work with you and by time it's dinner time its thawed and you have instant boiling water for your coffee."
WTF?. You see it does work,no one else believed me. Now it's om fab it must be true  x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.
Before you go to bed at night fill a jug with boiling water.Put the jug in the freezer.The following day take the jug to work with you and by time it's dinner time its thawed and you have instant boiling water for your coffee.
Just choked on ma brew. "
Was it really hot after it thawed out? Is that why you choked xz |
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
heath hays |
"I saw helpful tip on fb and it changed my life and saved energy at the same time.
Before you go to bed at night fill a jug with boiling water.Put the jug in the freezer.The following day take the jug to work with you and by time it's dinner time its thawed and you have instant boiling water for your coffee.
Just choked on ma brew.
WTF?....You see it is true',no one else believed me when I told them. It really must be true because it's on fab now. x x "
It's true and Chainged my life forever.Thank you mr Marcus sukaturd for your amazing facts and filling the waiting room for the Jeremy Kyle show xx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Fellow fabbers may well be disturbed at this true recollection of an event which I was part of the other day.
I went to Waitrose (as usual), I used my card (as usual) and got a free coffee (as usual). What was NOT usual was the lady who was in the queue behind me - she could have skippped queues but waited lo ger in the one I was in. She too copied me and used her card and coffee. At the coffee machine, she stood rather too close for comfort (about a metre). She had the same drink as me. She followed me out. She followed me to the car. As I got in mine, she walked past and got in hers parked a couple of cars away and she followed me out of the car park.
Paranoia? I think not "
It wasn't me: I don't take the free coffee. I have told them they should offer me another free drink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We shouldn't scoff.
The whole world of politics is based on stupid Facebook mêmes these days.
That whole keyholder thing probably won The Donald a million votes.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was hoping this was going to be a discussion on chastity keyholding"
No,we're having too much fun with the cyber tracking stuff ....
Oh' and a note for the OP,thank you for the thread that turned into banter.After a rotten few days this is just the laugh I needed so your thread did good'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We shouldn't scoff.
The whole world of politics is based on stupid Facebook mêmes these days.
That whole keyholder thing probably won The Donald a million votes.
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That sounds almost like a political post, take it to the right room ya naughty thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We shouldn't scoff.
The whole world of politics is based on stupid Facebook mêmes these days.
That whole keyholder thing probably won The Donald a million votes.
That sounds almost like a political post, take it to the right room ya naughty thing "
If I go in there I have to shower and change my clothes afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got me dog chipped at the vets and now he thinks the RSPCA are following him!!! ..
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I love stupid stuff like this which people read on they're phone which records they're location, internet browsing, emails, friends, and entire life history.... Then they repost to say.... Watch out the government have a secret plot to watch you with key fobs |
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