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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... to change a lightbulb?

(All your suggestions for punchlines to be posted below!)

Enjoy! And no, I don't have an answer!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

One to change it. A dozen voyeurists to watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One to open the box... three to declare it wasn't single... one to screw it in...four to say it was the best bulb ever encountered and 6 to shout "clique" when it's switched on..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One to change the bulb. 50 to stand around in glass houses, throwing stones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Screw or bayonet?

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By *imky69Woman over a year ago

heath hays

One too slide it in

One too screw it

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By *ellowbabesCouple over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

After numerous offers and no shows just light the fucking candle

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

"Screw or bayonet?"

Ha!! Beat me to it!!

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

A single changes it and the couple watching say that's not a true bulb change unless another couple join in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A couple to change it and 10 single men standing in a circle wondering if they'll get a turn.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"A single changes it and the couple watching say that's not a true bulb change unless another couple join in

one to hold the socket, one to finger it to find out whether they got the right fit, then another one tries and confirms this, several then try to ram the bulb home, completely missing the point of contact, until the right connection is made, the current surges and the bulb lights up and promptly explodes...and repeat as necessary..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fantastic start everyone! Loving it! Please carry on!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

One to pull it out and push it in again, one to switch and send juice coursing through it, one to stand close by and wank while they watch, one to moan that he's not getting any responses to his messages and they all need to verify the bulb after.

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