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I'm better than the person above because .. (Part 2)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Last one filled up ..

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.... well, why?

Remember folks:

Play nicely and keep it TONGUE IN CHEEK!

This is a fun thread so don't use it to settle old scores or score genuine points against anyone ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bums bigger

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

I know that skittles go in my mouth...

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

My lips are symmetrical.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can take a picture that includes my entire face, not just a fraction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a bubble butt

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I have a bubble butt

I let more than just friends see my pics

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I have a bubble butt

I let more than just friends see my pics

"
the cutie above is male and im female

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By *ercuryMan over a year ago

Grantham

I went to Eton. Unfortunately,,I messed it up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have big boobies and a big bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have big boobies and a big bum "

I know when I've had enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have big boobies and a big bum "

i have bigger boobies a bigger bum and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have big boobies and a big bum

i have bigger boobies a bigger bum and chocolate

Bet you don't have bigger bum than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a Cadbury twirl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have big boobies and a big bum

I know when I've had enough

I must have an obsession with wanting more lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a Cadbury twirl"

I have a selection box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation "

I'm not....simple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

I take it up the ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

I take it up the ass

And I don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

Ooooh neither am I ;0)

I'm just occasionally ditzy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

I take it up the ass

And I don't

I do...... with the right cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

I take it up the ass

And I don't

I do...... with the right cock"

I have that cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

I take it up the ass

And I don't

I do...... with the right cock

I have that cock

I don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

I take it up the ass

And I don't

I do...... with the right cock

I have that cock

You reckon.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

I take it up the ass

And I don't

I do...... with the right cock

I have that cock

I don't

I don't even think I'm better than u hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

I take it up the ass

And I don't

I do...... with the right cock

I have that cock

I don't

I don't even think I'm better than u hahaha"

Bugger. That's just whipped the wind outta ma sails. All my side splitting humour would just seem mean now.

Slinks off back to the bar.

G&T for breakfast..... again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you need heels to be 5ft 9?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need heels to be 5ft 9?"

Because coffee and croissant isn't a luxury for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm blonde, everyone knows the blonde reputation

I'm not....simple

I take it up the ass

And I don't

I do...... with the right cock

I have that cock

I don't

I don't even think I'm better than u hahaha

Bugger. That's just whipped the wind outta ma sails. All my side splitting humour would just seem mean now.

Slinks off back to the bar.

G&T for breakfast..... again

Because I don't have alcohol for breakfast

(Not every day anyway) haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need heels to be 5ft 9?

Because coffee and croissant isn't a luxury for me."

Lucky for some then isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm better than you think. I'm even better than I think I am. I'm fucking fabulous

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Do you need heels to be 5ft 9?

Because coffee and croissant isn't a luxury for me.

Lucky for some then isn't it "

I always have 2 hands free for handling breasts...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm better than you think. I'm even better than I think I am. I'm fucking fabulous

I'm better still

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i don't think I'm better than you but I KNOW I am hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i don't think I'm better than you but I KNOW I am hahaha"

That's pie in the sky !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need heels to be 5ft 9?

Because coffee and croissant isn't a luxury for me.

Lucky for some then isn't it

I always have 2 hands free for handling breasts... "

I can do things one handed and be extremely happy with the results ;0)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can do things one handed quicker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can do things one handed quicker"

I can do it quicker for you with one hand as I flutter my tongue on the end.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm better than Passion, because I once built a set of shelves out of an Ikea wardrobe, using blutack. Allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My big breasts may not be quite as impressive as Tina's, but my moobs are real

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My big breasts may not be quite as impressive as Tina's, but my moobs are real

Because I have a pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My big breasts may not be quite as impressive as Tina's, but my moobs are real

Because I have a pussy

Because I made it onto page 2 of male hot pics last night... when was the last time you were on page 2 of men's list?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm better because my pics are sexier. And I have a cute arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm better because my pics are sexier. And I have a cute arse "

I compliment her arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm better than the fella above because if I touch your lady bits they won't turn to gold

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go, I smoke cigarette with style..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a hipster

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My arse looks more like the moon (all cratered and grey) on Supermoon day than Mrs above

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm not a hipster

I'm not a fucking hipster either!

Calumny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a hipster

I'm not a fucking hipster either!

Calumny!

Ha, your bowler hat, quirky underwear, trendy book and bottle of wine say differently

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm not a hipster

I'm not a fucking hipster either!

Calumny!

Ha, your bowler hat, quirky underwear, trendy book and bottle of wine say differently

I've had that bowler since before the term hipster (*spits on the ground*) was invented!

And anyone who drinks wine is a hipster? Ok... Or anyone with a taste for migraine-inducing underwear...?

I'm not apologising for the book. It's a master-piece.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a hipster

I'm not a fucking hipster either!

Calumny!

Ha, your bowler hat, quirky underwear, trendy book and bottle of wine say differently

I've had that bowler since before the term hipster (*spits on the ground*) was invented!

And anyone who drinks wine is a hipster? Ok... Or anyone with a taste for migraine-inducing underwear...?

I'm not apologising for the book. It's a master-piece.

I just am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a hipster

I'm not a fucking hipster either!

Calumny!

Ha, your bowler hat, quirky underwear, trendy book and bottle of wine say differently

I've had that bowler since before the term hipster (*spits on the ground*) was invented!

And anyone who drinks wine is a hipster? Ok... Or anyone with a taste for migraine-inducing underwear...?

I'm not apologising for the book. It's a master-piece.

I just am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a hipster

I'm not a fucking hipster either!

Calumny!

Ha, your bowler hat, quirky underwear, trendy book and bottle of wine say differently

I've had that bowler since before the term hipster (*spits on the ground*) was invented!

And anyone who drinks wine is a hipster? Ok... Or anyone with a taste for migraine-inducing underwear...?

I'm not apologising for the book. It's a master-piece.

I just am.

Just because I'm jealous she won't meet smoker's lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just am.

Coz I'm a Geordie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a hipster

I'm not a fucking hipster either!

Calumny!

Ha, your bowler hat, quirky underwear, trendy book and bottle of wine say differently

I've had that bowler since before the term hipster (*spits on the ground*) was invented!

And anyone who drinks wine is a hipster? Ok... Or anyone with a taste for migraine-inducing underwear...?

I'm not apologising for the book. It's a master-piece.

One doth protest too much, methinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just am.

Coz I'm a Geordie! "

0/10 can't view so can't really comment.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

*has the slaves set down the palanquin, set up the deckchair, lights a Cohiba and adjusts Panama*

Because... it's effortless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wash up mugs and clean up puke better than DJ

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I wash up mugs and clean up puke better than DJ

I can manage my message inbox much easier than Dana's (I'm sure) overflowing one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm a Sagitarrius. So much better than those Gemini types

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

im pisces so mine is before Sagitarrius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm younger

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm younger

Kinky

I can run faster in heels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not better than you; I'm just different than you in a way that's better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm younger

Kinky

I can run faster in heels

We can run faster than you without heels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm younger

Kinky

I can run faster in heels

We can run faster than you without heels

Bet you can't. The extra length I get in my stride makes me record breaking.

I run so fast my ears make a thrumming noise

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS over a year ago

oxford

Im kinkier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im kinkier"

I've been ironed. I was starting to look like an unmade bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do the cha cha slide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm younger

Kinky

I can run faster in heels

We can run faster than you without heels

Bet you can't. The extra length I get in my stride makes me record breaking.

I run so fast my ears make a thrumming noise

And i've got (well him here anyway) a hairy chest. Not sure this is so much a better than or a win/win in this situation all things considered xx

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

You only need me to get and dick a pussy, much simpler lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm better because I know that I know nothing (getting Socratic on yo' asses).

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm younger

Kinky

I can run faster in heels

We can run faster than you without heels

Bet you can't. The extra length I get in my stride makes me record breaking.

I run so fast my ears make a thrumming noise

And i've got (well him here anyway) a hairy chest. Not sure this is so much a better than or a win/win in this situation all things considered xx"

Have to be careful here as we may meet later this week

So will say I'm better because I don't have so far to travel to get to Jaydees on Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do the cha cha slide"

My tights came with a crotch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm younger, and I have 7 tattoo's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do the cha cha slide

My tights came with a crotch!"

I know which way is up on my avatar camera.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I can do the cha cha slide

My tights came with a crotch!

I know which way is up on my avatar camera.

I'm not. I admit defeat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do the cha cha slide

My tights came with a crotch!

I know which way is up on my avatar camera.

I'm not. I admit defeat."

I'm not a quitter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cos I live in South Wales DUH

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cos I live in South Wales DUH"

District union hospital?

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By *heMochaManMan over a year ago

Leeds

Because I don't feel to old to party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I don't feel to old to party"

Because I'm not just one, but two of your five a day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I don't feel to old to party

Because I'm not just one, but two of your five a day."

Because I do cams, clubs, AND parties

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By *igjrvMan over a year ago

blackwood

I give better cwtches and I can stand up whist taking a piss xx

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Because I don't feel to old to party

Because I'm not just one, but two of your five a day.

Because I do cams, clubs, AND parties

Because I can play games fully clothed

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Because I'm older, not necessarily wiser, slimmer or sexier - but definitely older!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I'm older, not necessarily wiser, slimmer or sexier - but definitely older!"

I have bigger muscles

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Don't have to.

Got it *all* covered...

*rests in his hammock*

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

"Don't have to.

Got it *all* covered...

*rests in his hammock*

Just because I could tell you but its a secret my lips are sealed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've lived a far less exciting life than DJ so you'll all look positively exotic in comparison if you went on a date with me!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's a talking penis.

[THREAD CLOSED]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not being conned into thinking the thread's closed!

Open all hours!!!

(Where's me porridge?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I've got a pen, a pineapple pen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because they can figure out this game and i carnt lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because they can figure out this game and i carnt lol

because I know white magic which is limitless (although doesn't come with chocolates)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a celestial being

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm not a celestial being"

* deluded

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just because......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I don't steal the kids haribos for my profile pics

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

LMFAO

Ohhh dear! Steve, dear Steve!

Oh how we laughed!

Bless your cotton socks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LMFAO

Ohhh dear! Steve, dear Steve!

Oh how we laughed!

Bless your cotton socks.

difficult one this as DiamondJoe is my bi-profile.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cos I only need one profile!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Another talking penis

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Another talking penis

"
cos i dont live in glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erm... cos I'm er, not as sexy as Suzy!

Scraping the barrel for excuses there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another talking penis

cos i dont live in glastonbury

Cos at least we can be messaged

xxx

How can you say you fancy kisses without bypassing the filters otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am Rod Hull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh ffs its obvious,,do I need explain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Another talking penis

cos i dont live in glastonbury

Cos at least we can be messaged

xxx

How can you say you fancy kisses without bypassing the filters otherwise

"
cos i know kisses can be found in the jacuzzi on friday nights. but these people are clever they found how to bypass my filters and contacted me, the easy way..kudos xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh ffs its obvious,,do I need explain

If I say, because my legs were made for stockings; will i get shot?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm a Welshie

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we do slightly mean ones I have tons of those

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I'm a Welshie

Kinky

Wales doesn't exist; its a story that English people made up to scare children

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Can we do slightly mean ones I have tons of those"

Because you'll look very nice bouncing on my cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I have tattoos

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Because I'm a Welshie

Kinky

Wales doesn't exist; its a story that English people made up to scare children"

And you can run along back to the servants' quarters.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Because I have tattoos

And you because it took me 2 weeks to get verified on here.

You've had 4.

'Fess up, mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh ffs its obvious,,do I need explain

If I say, because my legs were made for stockings; will i get shot?"

I rarely wear them,,my legs don't need to be hidden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I'm a Welshie

Kinky

Wales doesn't exist; its a story that English people made up to scare children

And you can run along back to the servants' quarters."

something wrong with your living conditions boy? Don't bother me with it; speak to the Head Butler....

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Because I'm a Welshie

Kinky

Wales doesn't exist; its a story that English people made up to scare children

And you can run along back to the servants' quarters.

something wrong with your living conditions boy? Don't bother me with it; speak to the Head Butler...."

*speaks to the head thug*

Guards! Have this miscreant clapped in irons and flogged until he likes it.

Take him away!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I'm a Welshie

Kinky

Wales doesn't exist; its a story that English people made up to scare children

And you can run along back to the servants' quarters.

something wrong with your living conditions boy? Don't bother me with it; speak to the Head Butler....

*speaks to the head thug*

Guards! Have this miscreant clapped in irons and flogged until he likes it.

Take him away! "

I have to stop replying to my bi-self... this is just too weird..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we do really mean ones because I have some of those too

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Can we do really mean ones because I have some of those too"

Stop talking and start sucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm better than ALL of you,,,,tra la la

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we do really mean ones because I have some of those too

Stop talking and start sucking

"
The only thing I suck is cadburys dairy milk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we do really mean ones because I have some of those too

Stop talking and start sucking

The only thing I suck is cadburys dairy milk."

Go easy on him Joe... he is young.... please don't break him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we do really mean ones because I have some of those too

Stop talking and start sucking

The only thing I suck is cadburys dairy milk."

You SUCK chocolate?????

You're supposed to suck lollies and eat chocolate!

Think of lollies as cock and chocolate as pussy! So you suck lollies and cock and you eat chocolate and pussy!

Top tip: If you ever get to eat chocolate out of pussy it's even more fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm better than ALL of you,,,,tra la la

We know that - don't spoil it for the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't you quite the man of wisedom I must ask you something again, sometime in the next millennium

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

You're still talking, boy.

I'm not happy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Can we do really mean ones because I have some of those too

Stop talking and start sucking

The only thing I suck is cadburys dairy milk."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we do really mean ones because I have some of those too

Stop talking and start sucking

The only thing I suck is cadburys dairy milk.

Me too

ftfy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cos i have a fake beard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cos i have a fake beard"

I have a bigger wide-angle lens than you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Can we do really mean ones because I have some of those too

Stop talking and start sucking

The only thing I suck is cadburys dairy milk.

Me too

ftfy"

Thanks

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By *imky69Woman over a year ago

heath hays

Becuse I can spill paint on my dads office floor and blame the cleaner and get away with it

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By *LUKCouple over a year ago

Loughborough

Because I'm a foot taller and can reach stuff on the top shelf in tescos.

And change lightbulbs without using a chair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can change a lightbulb without a chair!

In fact I can do it just with my mind!

Cue joke: How many swingers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *imky69Woman over a year ago

heath hays

I can still wear children's clothes and get asked for id when I buy wine X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I have upper body strength

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I'm a Welshie

Kinky

Wales doesn't exist; its a story that English people made up to scare children"

Ha ha righto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I would like to have a friend like me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cos I don't eat carrots!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can see in the dark Better than you coz I eat carrots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can see in the dark Better than you coz I eat carrots "

Because I can get enough

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Do I even need to say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do I even need to say?

Go on - we know you can't resist

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Do I even need to say?

Go on - we know you can't resist

Because we are a couple. Two for one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I'm sweet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter"

I am bitter (and twisted)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter

I am bitter (and twisted)"

I don't dribble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter

I am bitter (and twisted)

I don't dribble

both of my eyes are as one.... one of them doesn't pop down the shops to buy pot noodles....

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter

I am bitter (and twisted)

I don't dribble

both of my eyes are as one.... one of them doesn't pop down the shops to buy pot noodles....

I'm more cuddly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

am just fucking cooler...end of

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter

I am bitter (and twisted)

I don't dribble

both of my eyes are as one.... one of them doesn't pop down the shops to buy pot noodles....

I'm more cuddly!

you can float; I can fly.... who is the winner now?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter

I am bitter (and twisted)

I don't dribble

both of my eyes are as one.... one of them doesn't pop down the shops to buy pot noodles....

I'm more cuddly!

We are awesome

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter

I am bitter (and twisted)

I don't dribble

both of my eyes are as one.... one of them doesn't pop down the shops to buy pot noodles....

I'm more cuddly!

We are awesome

But I am epic! And I float!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cos my arsepipe doesnt look like its been through a chemical warfare experiment

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"cos my arsepipe doesnt look like its been through a chemical warfare experiment"

Cos I've got an A level in photography!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I take better pictures on my IPhone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cos my arsepipe doesnt look like its been through a chemical warfare experiment"

quicker at posting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I take better pictures on my IPhone

cos both the above have infested trap holes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cos my arsepipe doesnt look like its been through a chemical warfare experiment

quicker at posting"

and too quick to cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I take better pictures on my IPhone

cos both the above have infested trap holes"

cos I can conceal my hatred of fellow forum users better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I take better pictures on my IPhone

cos both the above have infested trap holes"

FFS paddy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter

I am bitter (and twisted)

I don't dribble

both of my eyes are as one.... one of them doesn't pop down the shops to buy pot noodles....

Here you. It's a bit lazy when I am sleepy not glaring off into another postcode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sweet

I'm sweeter

I am bitter (and twisted)

I don't dribble

both of my eyes are as one.... one of them doesn't pop down the shops to buy pot noodles....

Here you. It's a bit lazy when I am sleepy not glaring off into another postcode

when you said you were part Cornish, Part Devonish.... I didn't think you meant you had an eye in each county!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

End of the thread. I just am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever dude; I think you will find that I "Just am"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be better than myself?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably; or maybe not... who knows...?

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