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over a year ago
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"Skinny bald men are excellent in bed.... it just puts me under so much pressure (and I prefer the word magnificent)
Magnificent in bed then?  "
Now that I can live up too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Skinny bald men are excellent in bed.... it just puts me under so much pressure (and I prefer the word magnificent)
Magnificent in bed then?
Now that I can live up too
I'll hold you to that  "
Not too tight I bruise like a peach...
Sorry op I have derailed your thread I apologise x |
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By *ilfy85 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Skinny bald men are excellent in bed.... it just puts me under so much pressure (and I prefer the word magnificent)
Magnificent in bed then?
Now that I can live up too
I'll hold you to that
Not too tight I bruise like a peach...
Sorry op I have derailed your thread I apologise x"
hey no worries lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs. |
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs. "
Definitely this 
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing"
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though.... |
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
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"I've just had a bloke say " barbie types are crap in bed" do we believe the stereotypes that people make up in life or what ? Which one do you hate and why ? "
How can anyone sleep with one person/s and then think everyone that resembles them are the same?Very narrow minded.
I dislike the term = heavy cummer.
Like yuk what do you cum?? Liquid metal X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If you think you can keep up, drop me a line"
Then they just pass out because they're too d*unk. 
I did you a favour "
Keep up Joe.... oh wait... sore point  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If you think you can keep up, drop me a line"
Then they just pass out because they're too d*unk.
I did you a favour
Keep up Joe.... oh wait... sore point "
Pauly did me no favour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If you think you can keep up, drop me a line"
Then they just pass out because they're too d*unk.
I did you a favour
Keep up Joe.... oh wait... sore point
Pauly did me "
Ftfy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If you think you can keep up, drop me a line"
Then they just pass out because they're too d*unk.
I did you a favour
Keep up Joe.... oh wait... sore point
Pauly did me
Ftfy "
True story |
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though...."
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though....
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
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I was only pulling your leg chap... no harm done eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though....
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
I was only pulling your leg chap... no harm done eh? "
He's good at pulling. |
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though....
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
I was only pulling your leg chap... no harm done eh? "
Definitely not, as I'm still learning its good to see people's thoughts/opinions on subjects
Understanding and knowing so I could set up future meets etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though....
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
I was only pulling your leg chap... no harm done eh?
He's good at pulling. "
Cos I play with the mind first.... admittedly the foof is the goal... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though....
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
I was only pulling your leg chap... no harm done eh?
He's good at pulling.
Cos I play with the mind first.... admittedly the foof is the goal..."
It's a foofproof plan. |
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though....
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
I was only pulling your leg chap... no harm done eh?
He's good at pulling.
Cos I play with the mind first.... admittedly the foof is the goal...
It's a foofproof plan. "
I'm not sure that's quite right... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though....
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
I was only pulling your leg chap... no harm done eh?
He's good at pulling.
Cos I play with the mind first.... admittedly the foof is the goal...
It's a foofproof plan.
I'm not sure that's quite right... "
I'm all about the foof (no treble) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though....
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
I was only pulling your leg chap... no harm done eh?
He's good at pulling.
Cos I play with the mind first.... admittedly the foof is the goal...
It's a foofproof plan.
I'm not sure that's quite right...
I'm all about the foof (no treble) "
He's all about the foof (plenty of tremble) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont bite unless you ask
Urgh.
Or I won't bite... Too hard
You....!!! Nameless one!!! Arggghhhh!
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Stop giving me catchy username suggestions! it's hard to resist another name change, when you keep doing that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boundaries respected...
If I wanted my boundaries respected I wouldn't be here; disrespect me you bastards... stop being so "nice" and "understanding".... sit on my face and demand that I recite the alphabet backwards in Russian....
... sorry... had a moment  |
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"Boundaries respected...
If I wanted my boundaries respected I wouldn't be here; disrespect me you bastards... stop being so "nice" and "understanding".... sit on my face and demand that I recite the alphabet backwards in Russian....
... sorry... had a moment "
Noted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine single male.... The man doth protest too much.
Well endowed.... I have yet to meet anyone with a castle...
I didn't mention the castle?  "
Is it a magical floaty one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuine single male.... The man doth protest too much.
Well endowed.... I have yet to meet anyone with a castle...
I didn't mention the castle?
Is it a magical floaty one?
It's real "
Hmmmm like the story about my giraffe called Philip (who is real btw) |
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"Genuine single male.... The man doth protest too much.
Well endowed.... I have yet to meet anyone with a castle...
I didn't mention the castle?
Is it a magical floaty one?
It's real "
You should see the mug my missus got for me.
It's got clouds and rainbows and a castle and a unicorn and it says:
I Want A Fucking Unicorn
She knows me too well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuine single male.... The man doth protest too much.
Well endowed.... I have yet to meet anyone with a castle...
I didn't mention the castle?
Is it a magical floaty one?
It's real
You should see the mug my missus got for me.
It's got clouds and rainbows and a castle and a unicorn and it says:
I Want A Fucking Unicorn
She knows me too well."
Did someone request a unicorn? |
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"Genuine single male.... The man doth protest too much.
Well endowed.... I have yet to meet anyone with a castle...
I didn't mention the castle?
Is it a magical floaty one?
It's real
You should see the mug my missus got for me.
It's got clouds and rainbows and a castle and a unicorn and it says:
I Want A Fucking Unicorn
She knows me too well.
Did someone request a unicorn? "
Then again, shoulda seen the god-awful, over-size tea mug my daughter got me for Father's Day. I nearly died laughing when I saw
FAB DAD
Written on the side.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuine single male.... The man doth protest too much.
Well endowed.... I have yet to meet anyone with a castle...
I didn't mention the castle?
Is it a magical floaty one?
It's real
You should see the mug my missus got for me.
It's got clouds and rainbows and a castle and a unicorn and it says:
I Want A Fucking Unicorn
She knows me too well.
Did someone request a unicorn?
Then again, shoulda seen the god-awful, over-size tea mug my daughter got me for Father's Day. I nearly died laughing when I saw
FAB DAD
Written on the side.
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good story. (Night xx) |
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"Genuine single male.... The man doth protest too much.
Well endowed.... I have yet to meet anyone with a castle...
I didn't mention the castle?
Is it a magical floaty one?
It's real
Hmmmm like the story about my giraffe called Philip (who is real btw) "
You can tell me about him when we're at my castle |
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"Genuine single male.... The man doth protest too much.
Well endowed.... I have yet to meet anyone with a castle...
I didn't mention the castle?
Is it a magical floaty one?
It's real
You should see the mug my missus got for me.
It's got clouds and rainbows and a castle and a unicorn and it says:
I Want A Fucking Unicorn
She knows me too well.
Did someone request a unicorn?
Then again, shoulda seen the god-awful, over-size tea mug my daughter got me for Father's Day. I nearly died laughing when I saw
FAB DAD
Written on the side.
good story. (Night xx)"
It's true too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""If you think you can keep up, drop me a line"
Then they just pass out because they're too d*unk. "
I was very tired, OK?
*thought we'd agreed never to mention it again. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just had a bloke say " barbie types are crap in bed" do we believe the stereotypes that people make up in life or what ? Which one do you hate and why ? "
Wait until ken gets hold of him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've seen "seduce my mind and my heart/body will follow" a few times on profiles. You are on a swingers' site, with photos of your spread pussy lips up, advertising yourself for NSA sex with strangers, you're not the love interest in a romantic novel ffs.
Definitely this
Naughty pics, wanting kink but asking for someone to stimulate the mind first
Confusing
Heaven forbid we treat the mind as an erogenous zone eh? I find showing a brain scan doesn't attract the right attention though....
Nothing wrong with it I just think if you want to be treated classy and be respected but your public pictures are of you being the total opposite expect to be treated that way.
It's only my opinion I don't understand the nature of it all yet
I was only pulling your leg chap... no harm done eh?
He's good at pulling.
Cos I play with the mind first.... admittedly the foof is the goal...
It's a foofproof plan. "
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"I've just had a bloke say " barbie types are crap in bed" do we believe the stereotypes that people make up in life or what ? Which one do you hate and why ? "
He's right! I'm 'just woken up middle aged, a stone overweight with shit hair and broken finger-nails Barbie!' - sadly I don't sell well!  |
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"I've just had a bloke say " barbie types are crap in bed" do we believe the stereotypes that people make up in life or what ? Which one do you hate and why ? "
I had a bloke who clearly didn't read our profile and sent a cock pic.
All it said was ' I am genuine "
I was in a nice mood so polity asked I'd he could read our profile again and then send another message and I'll 4get about the 1st.
His reply was great " yes but I'm genuine "
I told him to try again.
His reply was even better " I can see you are a time waster what more would you want me to say. I've already told you I'm a genuine guy"
Yet again I ask him to read profile...
Bet you can't guess his reply....
" I like your profile and I am really genuine"
I blocked him how many chances can you give a guy...
I wonder how many times he would have told me he was genuine.x
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