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Mmm! Think I'll try this approach!
Right err! you..err!..erm bitches 
Form an orderly queue, no pushing in and no 'potty mouths' unless in the throes of!
Please do not call me king, I will be unable to perform c/o PMSL 
Right you have been told!
Form a queue!
Now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His gansta speak is so unresistable.I bet he's head of the tesco masive Crawley division or as he knows it D HOOD.aka the car park.
He's a dream how can anyone resist his mature ways? "
While we're mocking someone's dialect, you are aware that 'unresistable' isn't a word, yeah? |
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
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"His gansta speak is so unresistable.I bet he's head of the tesco masive Crawley division or as he knows it D HOOD.aka the car park.
He's a dream how can anyone resist his mature ways?
While we're mocking someone's dialect, you are aware that 'unresistable' isn't a word, yeah? "
I have dislexia but that won't ever make me use the words he does in his thread.My excuse is the way I was born and dies it bother me? NO
was I trying to make a joke of someone classing us as bitches? YES
Sorry if I offended your serious censurtive nature but I thought this way fun. |
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
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"His gansta speak is so unresistable.I bet he's head of the tesco masive Crawley division or as he knows it D HOOD.aka the car park.
He's a dream how can anyone resist his mature ways?
While we're mocking someone's dialect, you are aware that 'unresistable' isn't a word, yeah?
I have dislexia but that won't ever make me use the words he does in his thread.My excuse is the way I was born and dies it bother me? NO
was I trying to make a joke of someone classing us as bitches? YES
Sorry if I offended your serious censurtive nature but I thought this way fun. "
Was fun |
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"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi
One doth not start earning respect by talking about ones self in the third person.
Innit? "
This  you lose all rights when you refer to one in the 3rd person  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi
One doth not start earning respect by talking about ones self in the third person.
Innit?
This you lose all rights when you refer to one in the 3rd person "
Well sinning is looking for her own bitch... She's the Queen and respect is a must. Papi don't know respect till he meets sinning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this tonight's official "cause of fabicide" sweepstake thread?
If so, I'll have £10 on "someone hacked my account""
£15 on "I left my phone unlocked and my mate posted this!" |
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"I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders 
Somedays I would just die to be a naughty bitch.
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Confusing statement so many errors. Big one calling ladies bitches bet you get loads of messages. I dnt think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wonder if op got any messages. There are lots of women who want a power dynamic and maybe some thought they would try him for a laugh.
I can't see it happening but hey, if you shoot enough bullets you are bound to hit something |
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"Mmm! Think I'll try this approach!
Right err! you..err!..erm bitches
Form an orderly queue, no pushing in and no 'potty mouths' unless in the throes of!
Please do not call me king, I will be unable to perform c/o PMSL
Right you have been told!
Form a queue!
Now! "
Lol that don't really work. .....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile is very mixed up. Are you a pleaser or do you like to be in control. Even though you took out the sex slave part you are still throwing subby vibes out there. I'm guessing the dominant thing is new.
Here is a good tip for your new character. Real dominant men and women don't talk like that in normal conversation. They behave normally. If you need to tell people you are dominant then you probably are not dominant.
Relax and be yourself. Have fun. Stop playing characters |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
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"Your profile is very mixed up. Are you a pleaser or do you like to be in control. Even though you took out the sex slave part you are still throwing subby vibes out there. I'm guessing the dominant thing is new.
Here is a good tip for your new character. Real dominant men and women don't talk like that in normal conversation. They behave normally. If you need to tell people you are dominant then you probably are not dominant.
Relax and be yourself. Have fun. Stop playing characters"
Wanting to be a sex slave is the headline of his profile. Nice pics OP, love the one where it looks like you been charging your cock. Shame you have couples as your preference. I am single  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quiz question for 5 points;
Who's profile says;
"I am a very respectful, well spoken guy and expect the same in return.""
Hmmmmmmmm it's a toughie you've posed there........
This isn't mastermind you know |
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"Quiz question for 5 points;
Who's profile says;
"I am a very respectful, well spoken guy and expect the same in return."
Hmmmmmmmm it's a toughie you've posed there........
This isn't mastermind you know "
OK, I'll give you 50/50. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi
One doth not start earning respect by talking about ones self in the third person.
Innit?
This you lose all rights when you refer to one in the 3rd person
Well sinning is looking for her own bitch... She's the Queen and respect is a must. Papi don't know respect till he meets sinning "
Still no message Papi?? A Queen doesn't like to be kept waiting... Screams of disrespect... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny. . People need to learn respect when it comes to Papi
One doth not start earning respect by talking about ones self in the third person.
Innit?
This you lose all rights when you refer to one in the 3rd person
Well sinning is looking for her own bitch... She's the Queen and respect is a must. Papi don't know respect till he meets sinning
Still no message Papi?? A Queen doesn't like to be kept waiting... Screams of disrespect... "
Bitches be crazy, innit.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quiz question for 5 points;
Who's profile says;
"I am a very respectful, well spoken guy and expect the same in return."
Hmmmmmmmm it's a toughie you've posed there........
This isn't mastermind you know "
Its PAPI. Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .
I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks"
Doesn't mean they are Bi and I'm definitely not on your wavelength me biatch int ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its on a forum....not up to you who replies...and i would think the responses from women on here so far would have given you a fair indication of their opinion of your post.. |
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"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .
I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks"
I can wear a wig if that'll help.
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"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .
I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks"
according to your previous threads you are a bi male? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Papi, you seem confused about what you want. One minute you want to be treated like a king, the next like a slave. Make your mind up and I'm sure the bitches will follow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is not a bi male post"
Are we going to get to choose sexual orientations for our threads now? That could be an interesting addition to the forums 
My next thread will be a music thread, but it will be a lesbian thread, so think carefully.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is not a bi male post
Are we going to get to choose sexual orientations for our threads now? That could be an interesting addition to the forums
My next thread will be a music thread, but it will be a lesbian thread, so think carefully.... "
Will anyone be allowed to say anything other than K D Lang? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My next thread will be a music thread, but it will be a lesbian thread, so think carefully....
Does this mean ladies only or lots of posts about Melissa Etheridge & Indigo Girls? "
The latter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is not a bi male post
Are we going to get to choose sexual orientations for our threads now? That could be an interesting addition to the forums
My next thread will be a music thread, but it will be a lesbian thread, so think carefully....
Will anyone be allowed to say anything other than K D Lang?"
Oh is this my cue to sing?
A kiss, just a kiss, I can't explain why I'm called Miss Chatalaine....! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .
I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks
according to your previous threads you are a bi male?"
Today's "win the Internet" award goes to.....
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"Mmm! Think I'll try this approach!
Right err! you..err!..erm bitches
Form an orderly queue, no pushing in and no 'potty mouths' unless in the throes of!
Please do not call me king, I will be unable to perform c/o PMSL
Right you have been told!
Form a queue!
Now!
Lol that don't really work. ..... "
 you mean neither approach works?
I am in despair understanding this site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?
has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?
Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?
has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?
Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?
Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?
If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy
For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont ever remember paying you any attention! Calm down. . I would rather have a wank then feed you any pipe
You've not worked out the quote and reply thing yet, have you."
not worked quite a few other things either apparently... |
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"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?
has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?
Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?
has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?
Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?
Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?
If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy
For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi
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I rarely actually laugh out loud but you made me with that, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?
has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?
Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?
has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?
Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?
Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?
If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy
For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi
I rarely actually laugh out loud but you made me with that, thanks "
one spelling mistake and one grammatical error; I hate myself for it... truly.... what's done is done... the shame... |
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"I dont ever remember paying you any attention! Calm down. . I would rather have a wank then feed you any pipe
You've not worked out the quote and reply thing yet, have you.
not worked quite a few other things either apparently..."
But he worked out I was gagging for pipe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come hither bitch o'mine, the timing is so ripe
Come betwixt my thighs' oh bitch and swallow all my pipe
Come dance around my maypole; come slide down upon my shaft
Come gather all my nuts in may and hear my gangsta laugh
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders "
You could always try recuse kennels. There is always a bitch or 2 that needs a new home |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders "
Oh my goodness, a man after my own heart!
I'm looking for little bitches too, ride or die bitches.
Wanna be my little bitch? I'm sure I could find a use for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had enough of meeting half hearted amatures. . . I need a ride or die naughty bitch that know how to take look after a king and obey orders
Oh my goodness, a man after my own heart!
I'm looking for little bitches too, ride or die bitches.
Wanna be my little bitch? I'm sure I could find a use for you "
Think he may die after a night with you he wouldn't be able to handle you lol x |
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"His gansta speak is so unresistable.I bet he's head of the tesco masive Crawley division or as he knows it D HOOD.aka the car park.
He's a dream how can anyone resist his mature ways? "
 @ tesco massive! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But he worked out I was gagging for pipe
What's pipe? This thread has confused me.
Me too. I think I'm too northern.
I'm also too northern don't worry
Assume feed me pipe means his cock  "
Oh! How rude
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Its nice to see someone is on my side lmfao. .
I dont understand why alot guys felt the need to post unwanted comments. . This is not a bi male post. . I only want women replying on my post thanks"
You don't get to choose who replies on your post, unfortunately. |
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"But he worked out I was gagging for pipe
What's pipe? This thread has confused me.
Me too. I think I'm too northern.
I'm also too northern don't worry
Assume feed me pipe means his cock
Oh! How rude
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Were you expecting polite?
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm also too northern don't worry
Assume feed me pipe means his cock "
I'm not sure how you can use such a positive emoji unless it's masking your dismay at being passed over as a ride and die bitch. |
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"I'm also too northern don't worry
Assume feed me pipe means his cock
I'm not sure how you can use such a positive emoji unless it's masking your dismay at being passed over as a ride and die bitch."
I blocked and deleted him...I'm playing hard to get ya know. Treat em mean keen em keen and all that. I'll be his queen ride and die bitch before too long |
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
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"He's currently bigging it up wiv d tesco massive I d car park.Planing to take ova d world INIT
D bitches will get moist when dey see his new Nike cap X
awwww shit he's 1 of the tescos Boyz "
Yes and he mash us all up init X |
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"He's currently bigging it up wiv d tesco massive I d car park.Planing to take ova d world INIT
D bitches will get moist when dey see his new Nike cap X
awwww shit he's 1 of the tescos Boyz
Yes and he mash us all up init X "
On the bright side if he mashes us good style we won't have to read about his fantasy bietches init |
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
heath hays |
"He's currently bigging it up wiv d tesco massive I d car park.Planing to take ova d world INIT
D bitches will get moist when dey see his new Nike cap X
awwww shit he's 1 of the tescos Boyz
Yes and he mash us all up init X
On the bright side if he mashes us good style we won't have to read about his fantasy bietches init"
Hahahahaha X |
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"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?
has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?
Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?
has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?
Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?
Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?
If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy
For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've scrolled through but I might have missed the answer. Did anyone find man's bitch please? Can you remember where you last put her OP? Try and back track your steps for the day, I've lost things myself and this has helped. Otherwise I think there's a Find My Bitch group on Facebook you might find useful. Good luck and I hope you find her soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All you bitches you really need to meet this guy he can multi task.
He can wank while having a shit and skype at same time... you never know if your lucky he will spit on his finger and fuck his ass after
"Green arrow" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like KD Lang, am I gay???
Sorry....is I gay?
This almost killed me off. I'm on my lunch break and nearly choked on my chicken "
I'm sure there's a "Choked the chicken" joke in there somewhere.......
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
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"I've scrolled through but I might have missed the answer. Did anyone find man's bitch please? Can you remember where you last put her OP? Try and back track your steps for the day, I've lost things myself and this has helped. Otherwise I think there's a Find My Bitch group on Facebook you might find useful. Good luck and I hope you find her soon "
I was just writing to davina MC McCall for him to see if she would bling up one of her shows into LONG LOST BITCH papi edition X |
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
heath hays |
"Ooh! Just checked OP's pics...
That might, just might be an Armani 'Santa Claus' outfit...
Classier than a Poundland Santa costume
Posh cunt init "
He lookin to empty his sack down bitches chimneys init X |
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"Ooh! Just checked OP's pics...
That might, just might be an Armani 'Santa Claus' outfit...
Classier than a Poundland Santa costume
Posh cunt init
He lookin to empty his sack down bitches chimneys init X "
But what about the batch elves they might get jel and bust out the 9s |
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"Ooh! Just checked OP's pics...
That might, just might be an Armani 'Santa Claus' outfit...
Classier than a Poundland Santa costume "
I think you'll find that's where the Armani santa outfits come from! ! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?
has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?
Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?
has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?
Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?
Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?
If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy
For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi
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fucking brilliant |
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"Wherefore art my bitch; has she slipped lose her chains again?
has she fled my warming paddle and the soft caressing cane?
Wherefore art my bitch; have you seen which way she run?
has she found the key to freedom has she had to much of fun?
Whence where has my bitch rested; has she tarried somewhere to long?
Is she sated by another or pierced upon their schlong?
If you see my truest bitch, send her home sharp and snappy
For my patience groweth thin and I am not a happy papi
fucking brilliant "
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I'm out of the OP's age range *sob, sob
I so wanted to be someone's bitch.
PS I do like a bit of sarcasm xx
