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"Well?" Are we allowed to start that yet? Yes btw | |||
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"Well?" Bit premature.... | |||
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"Well? Bit premature.... " Thanks for telling everybody. You said you would NEVER mention it. Bastards | |||
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"Somewhere in the world its cocktail hour. . And monday, so start rutting" I love cock tail hour....;-) | |||
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"Somewhere in the world its cocktail hour. . And monday, so start rutting I love cock tail hour....;-)" I had heard that rumour | |||
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"Somewhere in the world its cocktail hour. . And monday, so start rutting I love cock tail hour....;-) I had heard that rumour " Come n join in the cock tales....;-) | |||
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"Somewhere in the world its cocktail hour. . And monday, so start rutting I love cock tail hour....;-) I had heard that rumour Come n join in the cock tales....;-)" Whats a cock tail? | |||
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"Somewhere in the world its cocktail hour. . And monday, so start rutting I love cock tail hour....;-) I had heard that rumour Come n join in the cock tales....;-) Whats a cock tail? " Its a fruity beverage that sometimes contains alcohol | |||
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"Somewhere in the world its cocktail hour. . And monday, so start rutting I love cock tail hour....;-) I had heard that rumour Come n join in the cock tales....;-) Whats a cock tail? Its a fruity beverage that sometimes contains alcohol " Oh... I've had one of them Does this make me a non-virgin? | |||
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" Whats a cock tail? " The result of not shaving one's nether parts thoroughly, leaving a clump of pubes near the perineum. | |||
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" Whats a cock tail? The result of not shaving one's nether parts thoroughly, leaving a clump of pubes near the perineum." YUCK | |||
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" Whats a cock tail? The result of not shaving one's nether parts thoroughly, leaving a clump of pubes near the perineum." omg that is so funny | |||
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"yes please " To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO " Hell no | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO " Oi!!! He was saying yes to me and I know I havent got a cock tail as I havent got any pubes | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO Oi!!! He was saying yes to me and I know I havent got a cock tail as I havent got any pubes " Prove it | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO Oi!!! He was saying yes to me and I know I havent got a cock tail as I havent got any pubes Prove it" It's rude to ask a lady that question | |||
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"Nope, hate premature ejaculation.... " Oooopppppssss...........I have just cum looking at them boobies. | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO Oi!!! He was saying yes to me and I know I havent got a cock tail as I havent got any pubes Prove it" Anytime - if you're brave enough!! | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO Oi!!! He was saying yes to me and I know I havent got a cock tail as I havent got any pubes Prove it Anytime - if you're brave enough!! " and I tried to defend your honour and virtue | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO Oi!!! He was saying yes to me and I know I havent got a cock tail as I havent got any pubes Prove it Anytime - if you're brave enough!! and I tried to defend your honour and virtue " Bit of a lost cause there I'm afraid!! haha | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO Oi!!! He was saying yes to me and I know I havent got a cock tail as I havent got any pubes Prove it Anytime - if you're brave enough!! and I tried to defend your honour and virtue Bit of a lost cause there I'm afraid!! haha " she lost that a long time ago | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO Oi!!! He was saying yes to me and I know I havent got a cock tail as I havent got any pubes Prove it Anytime - if you're brave enough!! and I tried to defend your honour and virtue Bit of a lost cause there I'm afraid!! haha " In that case, I most certainly would | |||
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"yes please To the clump (funny word that) of hair??? SICKO Oi!!! He was saying yes to me and I know I havent got a cock tail as I havent got any pubes Prove it Anytime - if you're brave enough!! and I tried to defend your honour and virtue Bit of a lost cause there I'm afraid!! haha she lost that a long time ago " You know me so well! | |||
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"yes xx" yes | |||
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"yes xxx" I'll get the feathers ready | |||
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"yes xxxI'll get the feathers ready " i'll have the whip ready lol xx | |||
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"yes xxxI'll get the feathers ready i'll have the whip ready lol xx" | |||
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"yes xxxI'll get the feathers ready i'll have the whip ready lol xx " | |||
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"yes xxxI'll get the feathers ready i'll have the whip ready lol xx " Puts Devo *whip it* on cd player | |||
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"yes xxxI'll get the feathers ready i'll have the whip ready lol xx Puts Devo *whip it* on cd player " lol pump it up | |||
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"If I must " Oh, go on then... | |||
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"No dont fancy a shag im in a bad mood " Snap and ive just cancelled today and going back to bed | |||
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"No dont fancy a shag im in a bad mood Snap and ive just cancelled today and going back to bed" hey that monday feeling | |||
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"No dont fancy a shag im in a bad mood Snap and ive just cancelled today and going back to bed hey that monday feeling " no , a next doors workman needs a slap feeling lol | |||
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"No dont fancy a shag im in a bad mood Snap and ive just cancelled today and going back to bed hey that monday feeling no , a next doors workman needs a slap feeling lol" go get him tiger lol | |||
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"No dont fancy a shag im in a bad mood Snap and ive just cancelled today and going back to bed hey that monday feeling no , a next doors workman needs a slap feeling lol go get him tiger lol " id eat him alive..bless | |||
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"Yes " I think I might | |||
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"Yes I think I might " I might let you | |||
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"Yes I think I might I might let you " You won't have any say | |||
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"Can I join in " Of course | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! " woo hooo | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! " I'll bring HellsBelles along | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along " | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along " Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol" hotel with a hot tub | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub " I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er " im sure your goos at erecting poles | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er im sure your goos at erecting poles " Other nationalities are available | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er im sure your goos at erecting poles Other nationalities are available" Rent-a-goos | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er im sure your goos at erecting poles Other nationalities are available Rent-a-goos " who keeps nicking my spell checker, the wee man in my machine doesnt work, wonder if he working with _nvictus,on the RMC_001 | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er im sure your goos at erecting poles Other nationalities are available Rent-a-goos who keeps nicking my spell checker, the wee man in my machine doesnt work, wonder if he working with _nvictus,on the RMC_001 " SPELLING REJECTED: Please ensure correct spelling is used in future and help make swinging a Better Place for us all. | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er im sure your goos at erecting poles Other nationalities are available Rent-a-goos who keeps nicking my spell checker, the wee man in my machine doesnt work, wonder if he working with _nvictus,on the RMC_001 SPELLING REJECTED: Please ensure correct spelling is used in future and help make swinging a Better Place for us all. " send my spell checker back, he has much more work to do | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er im sure your goos at erecting poles Other nationalities are available Rent-a-goos who keeps nicking my spell checker, the wee man in my machine doesnt work, wonder if he working with _nvictus,on the RMC_001 SPELLING REJECTED: Please ensure correct spelling is used in future and help make swinging a Better Place for us all. send my spell checker back, he has much more work to do " Send all the gooey Poles home I say!! | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er im sure your goos at erecting poles Other nationalities are available Rent-a-goos who keeps nicking my spell checker, the wee man in my machine doesnt work, wonder if he working with _nvictus,on the RMC_001 SPELLING REJECTED: Please ensure correct spelling is used in future and help make swinging a Better Place for us all. send my spell checker back, he has much more work to do " Says he who can't spell tent | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Gonna need a hotel, not a bed lol hotel with a hot tub I've got a 12 man rent, assuming I can get it up... oh... er im sure your goos at erecting poles Other nationalities are available Rent-a-goos who keeps nicking my spell checker, the wee man in my machine doesnt work, wonder if he working with _nvictus,on the RMC_001 SPELLING REJECTED: Please ensure correct spelling is used in future and help make swinging a Better Place for us all. send my spell checker back, he has much more work to do Says he who can't spell tent" It's a rental tent. ...and yes, I think that's what the thread was wasn't it? | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along " Errrrr what was with the shocked/scared face Mr?!!!! | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Errrrr what was with the shocked/scared face Mr?!!!! " One word: Reputation | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Errrrr what was with the shocked/scared face Mr?!!!! One word: Reputation " | |||
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"Yes! Now upto a MMMFFF! I'll bring HellsBelles along Errrrr what was with the shocked/scared face Mr?!!!! One word: Reputation " Terror | |||
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"Im scared " Let me wrap my arms around you | |||
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"Im scared " Scared of what sweetie? | |||
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"Im scared Scared of what sweetie? " you | |||
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"Im scared Scared of what sweetie? " I dont know but the music from Jaws keeps playing in the background!!! Sense of impending doom - doom I tell ya! | |||
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"I was her's now I am yours" thats ok we can share | |||
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"I was her's now I am yours thats ok we can share " Share with you anytime! x | |||
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"I was her's now I am yours" typical single bloke!! timewaster! | |||
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"I was her's now I am yours thats ok we can share Share with you anytime! x" deffo xx | |||
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"I was her's now I am yours typical single bloke!! timewaster! " It's called Time Management. The efficient use of a finite resource, namely my lurrrrrvin' | |||
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"I was her's now I am yours typical single bloke!! timewaster! It's called Time Management. The efficient use of a finite resource, namely my lurrrrrvin' " you mean you cant repeat?! pah! | |||
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" " dont you roll those eyes at me | |||
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" you mean you cant repeat?! pah! " Give me some cucumber on a sandwich or chick peas and I can certainly can repeat. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 16/05/11 18:38:40]" sorry I think I got in between you and Antrim! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 16/05/11 18:38:40] sorry I think I got in between you and Antrim!" I think you did | |||
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"cos we work weekends monday is our sunday and funday! mmmmmmmmondays! " OOOOOOO Monday nights are our fun nights too | |||
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"cos we work weekends monday is our sunday and funday! mmmmmmmmondays! OOOOOOO Monday nights are our fun nights too " Yes, I believe so. Shouldn't you be powdering your nose? | |||
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"cos we work weekends monday is our sunday and funday! mmmmmmmmondays! OOOOOOO Monday nights are our fun nights too " And ours. Coronation street tonight | |||
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"cos we work weekends monday is our sunday and funday! mmmmmmmmondays! OOOOOOO Monday nights are our fun nights too Yes, I believe so. Shouldn't you be powdering your nose?" Off to do as we speak x | |||
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"Yes xx" If I must | |||
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"Stella?" if you insist | |||
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"Stella?" please x | |||
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"Stella? please x" Please | |||
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"Yes xxIf I must " go on then | |||
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"Yes xxIf I must go on then " definitely! | |||
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"Yes xxIf I must go on then definitely! " Why not? | |||
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"Yes xxIf I must go on then " Huff | |||
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"Yes xxIf I must go on then Huff " Puff!!! | |||
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"Yes xxIf I must go on then Huff Puff!!! " and I'll blow yer tin knickers down | |||
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"Cheers dude" oh yes! | |||
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"OK, I've been away Who's doing what to whom and with what, cos I can;t be bothered to read and get confuseled" The lot of us are shaggin ya Oh btw... I'm a virgin so be gentle | |||
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"OK, I've been away Who's doing what to whom and with what, cos I can;t be bothered to read and get confuseled The lot of us are shaggin ya Oh btw... I'm a virgin so be gentle " coffee spray!! you should come with a health warning | |||
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"OK, I've been away Who's doing what to whom and with what, cos I can;t be bothered to read and get confuseled The lot of us are shaggin ya Oh btw... I'm a virgin so be gentle " Me | |||
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"OK, I've been away Who's doing what to whom and with what, cos I can;t be bothered to read and get confuseled The lot of us are shaggin ya Oh btw... I'm a virgin so be gentle Me " only in your dreams ladies | |||
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"And again " What goes round, comes round | |||
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"OK, I've been away Who's doing what to whom and with what, cos I can;t be bothered to read and get confuseled The lot of us are shaggin ya Oh btw... I'm a virgin so be gentle coffee spray!! you should come with a health warning " I hope you were using protection young man | |||
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"That's the end of Mondays shag fest guys & gals." ....and a great one it was | |||
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